Cheers: A XXX Parody
Cheers: A XXX Parody MOVIE TYPE: Parody
155 Mins.
New Sensations
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: Parody, Comedy
2009
STARS: Joel Lawrence, Monique Alexander, AnnaBelle Lee, Evan Stone, Mr. Pete Otto Bauer, J Walker, Alexis Texas, Sara Stone, Amber Swift, Suzanne Kelly, Katie St. Ives
REVIEW-
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came….on their face. At least that’s the way I always imagined a Cheers parody would begin. No such luck there, but it has pretty much everything else you would expect. I’m not sure how much sex appeal Cheers ever really had. I was never that anxious to see Shelly Long getting fucked. Luckily Monique Alexander plays the role and I’m always ready to see her get fucked. Some of the dialog is pretty funny, though the laugh track is incredibly annoying. We get Norm and Cliff at the bar, Sam wise cracking behind the bar and Woody making stupid jokes. Along the way we get some good sex scenes. Otto Bauer and Alexis Texas are great as Frasier and Lilith. Hot scene from these two. Monique brings her A game to a scene that seems out of place at first, but eventually makes perfect sense. (Story wise) Her scene is fantastic and the one that follows is even hotter. I love Sara in her scene. If they make a sequel, she should have a couple of scenes. This is a pretty good comedy, a better than average parody and a pretty good stroke flick. When you add in the great bonus package, including a non-sex version of the movie and a bonus scene and you have a really great movie.
Suzanne Kelly & Joel Lawrence
Sam has a way with women and Suzanne is in his office before he has time to crack more than a few lame jokes. Nothing funny about how quickly he moves though. In no time at all this tall brunette is down on her knees with his cock siding in and out of her mouth. Nice looking BJ here that includes some serious spit streamers when she lets the meat slip from her lips. He gets her all juiced up and ready with some finger and tongue play. His big cock slips easily into her tight pussy. They use the desk for some nice looking standing doggy. One of the best things this girl brings to the table is her filthy mouth. She throws one leg up into the during spoon and talks dirty until he is ready to bust a nut. Then she gets down on her knees and takes his cock deep into her mouth once again. Opps, false alarm. What looked like a good place for a sloppy facial finish ends up being just a brief oral pit stop before some cowgirl. They get to the facial a few minutes later and Suzanne rubs the cream into her chin and tits, happy she stopped by for a drink.
Alexis Texas & Otto Bauer
This one is really funny. After Frasier (Bauer) buys a Corvette from Sam, he rushes home to his chilly wife Lilith played by Alexis Texas. Sporting a black wig and delivering her lines quite well, Alexis lets her man know that she is quite interested in giving the new him a test drive. The look is new, but the sexual heat is pure Alexis. She sucks his cock like it’s made of candy and then spreads her legs to be properly eaten. Rubbing her clit, Alexis takes his dick deep in her and can’t stop singing his praises. She likes having her pussy cock-spanked and the harder he pounds it the more she loves it. Once she gets on top we are treated to that famous ass. Alexis just looks so fucking good on top of a dick that she could make an ass lover out of just about anyone. Her energy is a his as ever as she sucks the cream from his cock in between positions. Otto fucks her from behind and then uses her awesome ass for target practice when he pulls out and shoots his ball batter all over her.
Katie St. Ives & Evan Stone
Cliff gets Sam’s old cologne and suddenly finds that he has better luck with women. He and Katie use the back room of the bar for some hot and horny fun. She looks ready to suck his cock until he explodes and that gives us one hell of a fine blowjob. Katie is a great gonzo performer who brings that energy to her scene. He puts her up on the table and works on her pussy with his fingers until she is wet enough for him to just slide right on in. Nice close up shots as he slides in and out. They cap off this hot fuck with a shot across her pretty face.
Annabelle Lee & Amber Swift
When Sam gives Carla his hair products, they work wonders for her. She instinctually scores with hot redhead Amber. Apparently no one ever uses that back room because they are free to get naughty right on the pool table. I wonder if her shaved pussy is a new look or if Carla was sporting that all along. There is a big dildo sitting around somewhere and it slips nicely into Annabelle’s upturned pussy. If you like toy play then this scene will be very interesting because both women get stretched. Amber takes an even bigger toy. It’s red to match her hair and as big as her arm, but she loves the way her new friend shoves it into her from behind.
Monique Alexander & Joel Lawrence
Eventually their mutual hatred turns to lust as Sam and Dianne hook up in the office. On her best day Shelly Long never looked as good as Monique does on her knees, but that only makes it better for us. That thick shaft fist nicely between her lips and she doesn’t suck like a stuck up bitch at all. Pulling her on top of him Sam gets a handful of ass as he pumps Dianne up and down on his meat. There are some great ass shots as she bends over and takes it from behind. This is a good scene with plenty of eye candy, but it’s got two problems. First, it doesn’t really live u
p to a final Sam and Dianne fuck. There should be a little more tension or something. Second, it’s not the final scene. Knowing that there is more kind of makes this natural climax a bit anti-climatic. On the other hand, this is a hot scene with Monique showing off her body, sucking cock like she loves it and finally taking his load all over her back and ass.
Sara Stone & Mr. Pete
After closing time Woody makes good use of Sam’s black book. His blind date doesn’t show up, but her hot busty friend does. Sara is fun and ready to break out her big guns from the start. Great tit fucking here and Sara has become a bit of a dirty talker of late. She uses those big natural boobs to get him up and ready and then bends over at the bar to get fucked hard from behind. Great energy and the tit shots are going to drive you insane. Sara makes sure that her knockers are shaking in every shot. They finish up with a second round of tit fucking that ends with a huge load all over her tits. This scene actually works well with the story and ends things on a high note.
Bonus: There is a “Party Version” of the movie included. It’s the story without the sex and pretty funny to watch. Also included are outtakes, BTS, Cumshot recap, Trailers, Photo Gallery and a bonus scene with Alexis Texas.
