Whore Wagon, The
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
76 Mins.
JM Productions
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Work Outs, Big Tits, Anal Sex
2009
STARS: Jordan Sparx, Lina Pagie, Sonja Sage, Dirty Harry, Eric John, Little Mikey, Porno Dan, Phillip Van Brusselles, Kyle Stone, Adam Wood,
REVIEW-
Jim Powers has taken his show on the road. The hardest working man in porn has shot so damn many porn flicks that things are just too easy for him. So he’s rented an RV, called it the Whore Wagon and made himself a flashback feature. It opens with Jordan lost in the desert and then explains how she got there. That’s about all of the thought that went into this thing. It’s pretty much a mess with average looking girls having sex inside a moving RV or out in the desert. Jordan is a decent looking blonde who fucks in the wagon and then later in the desert. Neither scene is super interesting, but I guess the indoor one is better. Sonja Sage does a pretty good scene, but Lina, the cutest girl in the movie is kind of wasted in a half-assed blow bang. The moving vehicle sex adds a little something I suppose though I’m not sure it helps much. Average women, below average guys and uninspired action make for a forgettable ride. Powers is better than this.
Jordan Sparx is a blonde German who wakes up alone and naked in the desert. She doesn’t remember how she got there, but helps us through a long flashback that pretty much covers it.
Jordan gets on the crazy party bus where Lina is already hard at work keeping the guys happy. It’s a hot little blow bang. The moving van is an interesting place for the action. It ends with several pops, but it feels a bit incomplete and almost like a waste of her cute little body.
Jordan Sparx & Eric John
Jordan gets taken into the bedroom in the van and gets a look at Eric’s cock. She likes what she sees and starts sucking it. Great looking blowjob here even if the camera is shaking because of the movement. Her tight little pussy is all wet as he gets behind her and starts fucking her in doggy. The ass shots are pretty good as well. This is less of a drunken mess than the first one was, but it is still raw around the edges. He ends up shooting all over her face.
Sonja Sage
The drunken screaming kicks off again as the guys get Sonja on the bus. She is definitely a party sup who can’t wait to show off her rack and get her mouth filled with hard meat. They stop in the middle of the desert and start fucking her two at a time. Nice close up shots of her pussy as she pushes down on a dick and reaches out to suck anything that comes close to her. The fucking is pretty good and she waits around to be showered in cum from every angle.
Jordan Sparx & Dirty Harry
Harry is out in the middle of nowhere and Jordan decides that his big dick needs to be taken care of. The lighting is pretty good, but this scene doesn’t really offer much else. Jordan sucks like she’s bored and the rides his cock like she is counting the seconds until it’s over. It’s uninspired and nearly good enough as eye candy to get over the lack of energy. The standing doggy isn’t too bad thanks to some decent leg shots, but this just feels like more filler. He busts his nut on her face and then leaves her in the desert. This is pretty much where we came in and we’ve all lost an hour of our lives that we can never have back.
Bonus: Trailers, BTS. Extended Preview of Fuck Truck 2
