Official Jersey Shore Parody
Official Jersey Shore Parody MOVIE TYPE: Parody
210 Mins
Zero Tolerance
DIRECTOR: Brian Bangs & Spock Bunton
THEMES: Comedy, Big Tits
2009
STARS: James Deen, Kristina Rose, Rocco Reed, Lexi Love, Mikey Butders, Sara Sloane, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Kagney Linn Karter, Lisa Ann, Mark Wood & Mick Blue
REVIEW-
Two Jersey Shore parodies in one week? Is that two too many? Hell yeah. These fake reality kids take up too much of our time if we happen to catch a glimpse of them on the cover of some rag in t he news rack. Sitting through a second movie with them in porno form might be too much. It would be too much if not for this really well done parody. I was skeptical at first, but they managed to make this really funny and totally hot. Kristina Rose plays Snooki and is very funny. I’m not familiar with the show so I don’t know if she has trouble getting laid on MTV, but for our movie, she just can’t seem to find a guy to do more than punch her in the face. She doesn’t fuck until the end of the movie, but when she does, everything comes into place. Lisa Ann plays her mother (An idea I suggested when I reviewed the other JS parody) and that really adds something hot. Sara Sloane drops into the movie with a great scene. She is so good in both her dialog and sex that I wish we had seen a lot more of her. Lexi Love and Ann Marie Rios stay in character nicely for hot sex scenes of their own. Kagney Linn Karter pops in for a two on one that proves she’s always a good time. This is actually a funny movie that makes the most of minimal plot and annoying characters. Hats off to all of the guys who were believably stupid, greasy and self-absorbed. I really enjoyed this movie and even found a little bit of sex appeal in a parody of a show that has none. Great job all the way around. I may even want to see a sequel.
Lexi Love & Mikey Butders
It doesn’t take long for the housemates to pair off and get down to it. Lexi says something about having a boyfriend, but just can’t resist Mikey’s abs and his charming fist pump. As an expert cock sucker, she knows just how to pump a bit herself. Nice BJ here and she stays in character which makes it kind of fun. Once they get started, Lexi Loves the jack hammer action as usual. She sticks out her ass, reaches back and shoves a few fingers in there to get it warmed up. Great energy in this scene and they stay in character as he rolls her over and fucks her with her legs up behind her head. That puts her ass in the perfect position to slip a hard cock into it. She takes it up the ass nicely, giving up some great looking butt shots during doggy. The big pop in her mouth closes out a great opening scene.
Sara Sloane & James Deen
When J Wow’s (Sloan) her man bugs Pauley too much, he locks the dude (Named Paulie) in the bathroom while he takes her. He has to listen to her moan and cream as her sexy ass gets licked. She bends over and gets filled during some keep pumping doggy. Once her juices are all over his cock, she turns around and deep throats him with relative ease. Sara is perfect for this role and stays in character, but it really doesn’t matter. She is so hot that any scene she does is fun to watch. We get great ass and leg shots as she rides the dick then throws a foot up in the air during spoon. She wants to taste his juice and he happily gives her every drop. Sara is always worth watching and this scene is highlight reel material.
Kagney Linn Karter, Mikey Butders & Rocco Reed
The Jersey Boys get a little lucky in a club with a busty blonde bimbo. The dialog is hilarious and makes the sex more fun. Kagney is great to look at, especially when she is bent over sucking a cock while another one pounds on her pussy. After a hot little double BJ, she shows the guys just how hard she can fuck. Mounting up and slamming her hips down, Kagney doesn’t slow down even as she changes cocks in mid-fuck. The guys take full advantage of her willing body and enjoy that big ass from behind. Kagney‘s shaved (and pierced) pussy gets quite a work out. Nice high-intensity tag team action here. Kagney keeps up with the guys though, fucking, sucking and stroke them until they can’t take it any longer. She finally takes a load on her face and one on her big upturned ass. Looks like this was a very successful night in the bar.
Ann Marie Rios & Ann Marie Rios
Ann Marie‘s boss is pissed that she won’t come to work. She is supposed to work in exchange for rent. You can imagine whe
re this foul mouthed Italian princess is going to take the negotiations. She has to convince him, but with her mouth on his cock she seems to have things under control. No more work, but at least he gets to fuck her. Ann Marie stays very aggressive as she backs her ass back up against his face and then rides his cock like she owns it. Very high energy fucking here as she takes what she needs. Back on her knees, Ann Marie works her mouth and hands together until he explodes in her mouth. She sucks every last drop out and sends him on his way.
Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, James Deen & Anthony Rosano and Mark Wood and Mick Blue
Fed up with not getting laid Snooki (Rose) cries to her mommy, played nicely by Lisa Ann. Mom grabs the two meatheads and scares them into giving it up. They go for some side by side action. Lisa and Kristina look good next to one another and both have great oral skills. Mom has taught Snooki well and she takes care of the balls as well as the cock. It’s hard to take your eyes off of Kristina‘s ass in any scene, but Lisa manages to steam some of the attention. With so much good stuff going on, it is hard to figure out where to watch. Apparently the police were called and Mark Wood shows up. He gets pulled into the fun and gives an extra dick to the horny girls. Lisa takes two while Kristina mounts up on the cop cock and rides like there’s no tomorrow. Mick also shows up and now both women have two cocks. James sticks his cock into Kristina‘s ass and I’m sure there is some fantasy appeal to watching Snooki. This is really quite a hot scene. Both Lisa and Kristina look and act the part, but more importantly they bring great sexual energy. The cum starts flowing and it ends up in Kristina‘s mouth, on Lisa tits and everywhere in between.
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