Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard
Not Really the Dukes of HazzardMOVIE TYPE: Parody
210 Mins
Vouyer Media
DIRECTOR: Anton Slayer
THEMES: Parody, Outdoor Sex
2009
STARS: Ryder Skye, Alexis Texas, Monique Alexander, Shawna Lenee, Bill Bailey, Anthony Rosano, Jack Lawrence, Mark Wood, Dane Cross, Carl Frederick Coughlin, Ray Marlay, Allen Moffat
REVIEW-
I have said that some of the recent porn parodies lack fantasy appeal. Some shows just don’t inspire great whacking fantasies. That isn’t the case here. As bad as it was, the Dukes of Hazzard was pretty spankable. Mostly because of Daisy Duke of course. How hot is a character when her wardrobe choice gives rise to a fashion trend with its own name. Ryder Skye plays Daisy and she gets two sex scenes. She’s good, especially on the hood of a car and she really fills out her shorts well. The supporting cast is pretty hot as well. Alexis Texas was probably born to play Daisy Duke if for no other reason than she could perfectly pack a frayed pair of denim shorts. Instead she plays a supporting role and gives the best scene of the movie. It suffered a bit from poor lighting, but still rocked us pretty hard. Monique Alexander looks great and just keeps getting hotter with every performance. Shawna Lenee is her usual sexy self. As a parody, this is a pretty good piece of work. There’s a car chase, a hair-brained scheme, crooked cops, tight shorts and a lot of fun. The script is funny and just goofy enough to feel real and the sex is better than average. I like the girls quite a bit and already would recommend this movie even before getting to the bonus disc. The extra material really pushes this thing over the top though. BTS, bloopers, an R rated short version of the movie and four bonus sex scenes make this a DVD with A level extras. This is a good time for anyone who ever watched Dukes and wanted to see Daisy get fucked silly.
Alexis Texas & Anthony Rosano
The set up for this scene is pure Dukes and really funny. Alexis in cut off denim shorts is as well and super hot to boot. They don’t give us enough tease perhaps, but getting right to the sex ain’t a bad thing. He gets her out of her shorts, but leaves her boots on as he fingers and licks her pussy. Alexis gets down and lubes his stick with her mouth and hands. The lighting in this scene is off just enough to make everything look a little pink. Other than that little problem everything looks great. Alexis is perfect for this kind of movie, shows off her body well and sucks his meat like she’s really interested in a long hard ride. When she spins around we get that great view of her ass. Her boots stay on for those who like such things, but the ass is the main attraction. Alexis works up a serious sweat working her pussy up and down on his cock and making those big perfect cheeks shake and quake. Since the ass is in the shot pretty much from start to finish it makes sense that they would close things out with a pop all over her glorious butt.
Ryder Skye & Dane Cross
Daisy (Skye) make her triumphant debut in the movie when she gets pulled over by deputy Enos. She turns up the heat and he can’t resist a little roadside assistance. He eats her on the car, but this country girl is hungry for some meat and won’t stop until she has spend some time on the business end of his night stick. Bent over the car Daisy gets plowed in her shaved pussy. Anyone who ever watched this silly show dreamed of seeing the curvaceous Ms. Duke fucked so there is some serious fantasy fulfillment going on here. Leaving the boots on a good idea as they fuck on the gravel. Daisy power fucks him in reverse cowgirl, using every inch of cock to keep her tight little box happy. She ends up sucking the load right onto her pretty face.
Monique Alexander & Mark Wood
Boss Hogg’s favorite contestant in the rigged wet T-shirt contest is also the daughter of Sherriff Spike Loomis. Daddy’s’ looking for her, but she’s all over Cooter’s dipstick. The scene cuts right to the action with Monique spread wide and pushing her pussy down over his cock. Once it is nice and juicy she dismounts and gives a very enthusiastic blowjob. When she gets enough of that Monique rolls over onto her back and gets slammed even harder. She looks great getting fucked, but always goes back to oral. There is just something really special about a pretty girl with a dick in her mouth. Monique is definitely a pretty girl and is right at home with that big prick pushing across her tongue. With all of her oral breaks it is only natural that he would have her on her knees with her mouth wide open as he drains his dick all over that pretty face. Great sex scene here. I almost hope Lulu wins the contest now.
Shawna Lenee & Bill Bailey
Word of the contest has spread and Shawna comes in to give it a shot. Bo picks her up and discovers that he knew the girl when she was little. All grown up now, this curvy blonde is ready to play. She gets down to some serious cock sucking and has his dick throbbing in no time. Shawna has a nice little pussy that spreads wide for mish. Good close up shots of his cock pushing in and her fingers dancing over her clit as they fuck loudly on the couch. This scene doesn’t have quite the fantasy appeal of some of the others, but watching Shawna get railed is never a bad thing. She rides hard, pumping her hips and providing plenty of eye candy along the way. He shoots his load all over her beautiful breasts and she seems more than ready to win the contest.
Ryder Skye & Jack Lawrence
Daisy has to distract the Sheriff so he doesn’t see his daughter shaking her goodies on stage. She grabs his gun, takes him outside and offers him all he fun he can handle. He just wants to watch at first, but eventually gives and takes a taste of her sweet pussy. She is very good with her hands and mouth and looks like she can keep the Sheriff busy for as long as necessary. They get on the hood of his cruiser and start fucking. Once again the fantasy appeal of this scene is high. Ryder‘s pretty cute as well and even in the lower light, manages to provide some great eye candy. Good energy here, though cutting away to the wet T-shirt contest is slightly annoying. He finally finishes her off by shooting a huge load all over her tits, sending her back in time to be named winner of the contest.
Bonus: Sex-Free version o the movie (30 Mins) with just the dialog and car chases, Trailers, Photo Gallery, Cooter’s Gag Garage (Long, hilarious blooper reel), Meet the Girls of Hazzard County (Cast interviews), Welcome to Hazzard County Y’all (Behind the Scenes) and Bonus Scenes (Alexis Texas, Shawna Lenee, Ryder Skye and Monique Alexander from other Vouyer Media Titles)
