Anal Buffet
Anal Buffet 
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
215 Mins.
Evil Angel
DIRECTOR: Jay Sin
THEMES: Anal
CONDOMS: None
2008
STARS: Bobbi Starr, Loona Luxx, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Carmella Bing, Tricia Oaks, Harmony, Annette Schwarz, Aaliyah Jolie, Adrianna Nicole
Reviewed by: Doghouse Reilly
REVIEW-
I didn’t particularly like the only other Jay Sin movie I’ve seen, mostly because of the very plain sets and unnecessarily lengthy scenes. There was a touch of that in this movie but he better mixed the anal preliminaries with hot action in this one. The picture quality is perfect, although the sound is quite low when the stars are talking. Not that there’s a plot or anything, but it is slightly annoying. Here we go.
Bobbi Starr is dressed like a middle-school girl from the 80s as she goes through her toy box of unnaturally long dildos. She shows us that her colon is at least as long as those dildos before Loona Luxx comes in to play. They shove dildos in each other’s asses for a while, waiting for Mick Blue to arrive. When he does, he pounds both their asses until their sphincter muscles surrender. There’s gape licking here. The scene ends with a double facial and cummy kiss.
Next, Lexi Love and her friend Chelsie Rae enjoy a day at the beach, going for a walk and playing in the surf. They’re tired, so they walk away from the water and find Mark Wood hanging out. The ladies lie down so Mark can oil up their asses. Both ladies climb on for some anal action, with Lexi even working up a little squirt. The scene is the perfect length and ends with a cumshot on Lexi’s ass while she’s rubbing out another squirt. Chelsie licks it clean. Very very nice.
In the final scene on the first disc, Carmella Bing walks into a room wearing a slutty cop outfit to find Criss Strokes tied to a chair. She shows off her enormous titties and ample ass in a little phonebooth-sized jail cell. She moves him into the cell and calls for backup in the form of Tricia Oaks, also in a slutty cop outfit. They interrogate him about reports that he was jerking off in public. I’m not sure what kind of punishment this is but they let him rub his cock in their ass cracks before they blow him and rub his balls. There’s a lot going on here, but at one point Carmella sodomizes Tricia with a large glass toy while blowing Criss. There’s also plenty of anal banging and gape licking. The scene ends when Criss cums on Tricia’s face and Carmella’s tits.
The first scene on the second disc has Harmony entertaining three gentlemen, Chris Charming, Criss Strokes, and Marco Banderas. She tells them all how much she wants to get fucked and the guys oblige. After a blowbang, they take turns fucking Harmony’s pussy before moving on to her ass. She backs her ass on to all of their cocks and takes double penetration before presenting her face for spackling. Good energy to this one.
One of my favorite chicks is in the next scene. Annette Schwarz, a filthy, curvy blonde German. She’s joined by another blonde, Aaliyah Jolie, and they’re both sporting pigtails. Annette services Aaliyah’s ass with her tongue and giant toys with a great deal of enthusiasm. She decides she wants a little attention herself and plants her lovely ass on Aaliyah’s face. After the anal workout, the ladies need a black cock, and Jon Jon provides. The ladies welcome him to the party with a nice long blow. Both ladies take it up the ass with ease before kneeling together for a cumshot, which they swap before kissing lustily.
The sixth and final scene is considered a bonus scene and includes Annette Schwarz as the depraved maid of Adrianna Nicole and Ben English. Annette is caught smuggling pearls up her ass, and as punishment Adrianna and Ben shove much more up there. The couple has their way with their employee, who doesn’t seem to mind. Ben pounds both ladies very hard in the ass before a creative ending. Adriana lies on her stomach and Annette shoves a black dildo halfway in. Ben cums all over Annette’s face and the half of the dildo sticking out of Adriana’s ass. Annette licks it clean before the ladies make it disappear down both of their throats. I love Annette Schwarz.
For extras, you get website info, 3 trailers, a cumshot recap, a boring 10-minute behind-the-scenes, 34 minutes of outtakes (extra footage), a 5-minute interview with Annette, 50 seconds of bloopers, photo galleries, and filmographies of the girls.
Although I’m not a fan of all of Jay Sin’s techniques, this movie is very good. I’d recommend it for anal fans, especially those who like extensive toy play. And anybody who hasn’t had the pleasure of seeing Annette Schwarz in action can’t go wrong with her two scenes in this one.
OVERALL RATING: B
FEMALE LOOKS: B-
MALE LOOKS: C+
PICTURE QUALITY: A
EXTRAS: B
PLOT/ACTING: N/A
SEX: B
