Who’s the Boss: A XXX Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
128 Mins
New Sensations
THEMES: Parody, MILFS
2009
STARS: Anthony Rosano, India Summer, Alyssa Reece, Lexi Belle, Sonny Hicks, Bobbi Starr, Payton Leigh & Rocco Reed
REVIEW-
I can’t say that I really ever thought of this show as sexy. On the other hand it had a young Alyssa Milano and since I’m reviewing the Charmed parody next, this seemed like a good time to take care of this one as well. Though Alyssa Reece plays a sexy version of Sam in the show, her part is small and she only gives us a g/g romp. That would rank the movie low on the scale of Milano fantasy appeal. It is long on cougar appeal though. Payton Leigh playing grandma Mona is very good and India Summer plays the naughty Angela perfectly. Both women also handle dialog beautifully, giving us some genuinely funny moments. Anthony Rosano tries to do his best Tony Danza and while he fails more often than not, he knows his lines and gets an A for effort. The best scenes in the movie have the least to do with the story. Nicole Ray pops up in the finale (Which comes after the inevitable Tony/Angela boff for some reason.) She looks great, gets tossed around and eats a big load of cum. Bobbi Starr is a hot coed with a thing for wimpy dudes she can deep throat with ease. Her scene is worth watching again and stands out for all kinds of reasons. This isn’t a top shelf porn parody, but it’s worth watching for a cute script, a pair of solid cougar scenes and a reminder that Bobbi Starr is fucking hot.
Payton Leigh & Rocco Reed
After getting ambushed by a dose of girl power, Rocco gets sent to the kitchen for sandwiches. He is quickly accosted by his girl’s grandmother played nicely by Payton Leigh. They nearly get caught by Angela, but are soon free to strip off their clothes and start groping by the kitchen table. Not at all worried that his girlfriend might walk in, Rocco whips out his cock and lets the experienced redhead kneel and show him what she has learned during her long sexual history. He puts her up on the table to first eat and then fuck her pussy. Looks like grandma hasn’t had any in a while and is very appreciative for all the attention she is getting now. He gives her a pretty good fuck followed by a big shot on her face.
Sam decides that she really doesn’t need men at all. She and her ditzy blonde friend decide that the best way to test out their new-found independence is with a steamy lesbian tryst. (Natch) They start with a very sexy kiss and then move on to more advanced form of same-gender loving without any regard for the fact that her boyfriend is due back with sandwiches or that her father is in the next room. Alyssa bends her friends over and eats that blonde pussy from behind, showing nice skill and an appreciation for Lexi‘s fine looking backside. Returning the favor, Lexi gets her fingers into Alyssa and makes sure she feels really good. This is a nice looking scene with fairly standard action from a couple of attractive girls. They break out pocket rockets and go muff to muff to get one another off. It looks like the girls won’t need any boys to stay happy after school.
Sonny Hicks & Bobbi Starr
College has been good to Jonathan. He brings home his new friend and they aren’t in his room more than two seconds before she is al l over him. She looks really good in all black and makes short work of his cock. Watching her take that thing to the root one is reminded that Bobbi really is one of the leading ladies in our industry. She pulls her tits out from her tiny top and keeps on sucking. It looks like she could keep doing this all day, but she eventually strips off her tight pants and lets him stick his tongue into her furry love box. He fucks her and looks a little overmatched at times. Bobbi‘s legs look as long as he is tall, but she loves that cock just the same. After a few strokes, she gets down to taste him again and then shoves him down to ride that dick. Nice ass shots during the cowgirl, but what really stands out is the way she gleefully pops his cock back into her mouth between every position. Bobbi fucks and sucks with joy and passion and makes it looks like there is no place she would rather be. He shoots a big load all over her ass. Damn, Bobbi is so hot that she needs her own spin off.
India Summer & Anthony Rosano
Finally breaking the sexual tension, Tony and Angela admit their mutual attraction and get busy on the couch. He lifts her dress, gets rid of her panties and starts sucking on her clit. She likes what he can do down there and seems appreciative as well as turned on. There is good chemistry here as they try hard to fuck like two people who have had the hots for one another for a while. India lovingly strokes his cock while sucking his balls, showing Tony the proper way to polish the silver. She leaves on her bra and heels as she mounts up and starts fucking him. They keep kissing and India shows off her body nicely. The reverse cowgirl is best for this as it gives us good shots of her flat tummy, perky boobs and tight pussy. He stands up and jerks off al over her face. Angela wears his cream and sucks out the final few drops.
Nicole Ray, James Deen & Payton Leigh
The argument about who the real boss is gets put to rest upstairs as Mona gets all dom. She has a young couple in her bed and orders them to fuck. It’s a bit random and disconnected, but Nicole Ray is just too fucking hot to pass up. The young blonde puts on a great show while Mona watches. She sucks James’ big cock until it’s all shiny with her spit and then she delivers a super hot two-fisted hand job. His cock fits right up into her pussy during some enthusiastic reverse cowgirl. Nicole’s body looks great here, but she jumps off quickly to get him back into her mouth. Payton just masturbates as she watches James drill his young partner from below. He just tosses her around and fucks her until she can’t help but scream out. On Mona’s orders, Nicole drops to the floor and waits for him to shoot his big load right into her mouth. This is one of the hottest scenes of the movie even if it doesn’t quite fit in with the story.
Bonus: Party Version (No Sex), Bloopers, BTS, Bonus Scene (with Lexi Belle), Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers