Cock Competition 3
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
150 Mins
JM Productions
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Huge Fake Cocks, Massive Facials, Black Dicks
2010
STARS: Katie Cummings, Shawna Lenee, Britney Stevens, Audrey Elson, Vanessa Leon, ia, Melanie Jayne, Brittany Angel
REVIEW-
This is another of those fake dick movies with a twist. OG Mudbone has perhaps the worst job in porn. Why? Because he gets to act like a douche and then push a fake dick into these chicks. Each scene features two girls spinning a huge game wheel. Various activities are listed and they become part of the menu for later. The girls then engage in sex scenes with Mudbone and his giant prosthetic penis. They stop every few minutes for official measurements to see who can take more of that thing in different orifices. Sometimes that’s interesting and other times it just gets boring. Every scene hinges on how well the girls can carry the action. The guy is basically just a noisy, obnoxious distraction who holes the big fake dick while the girls try to fit it into themselves. There are some hot moments here. Britney Stevens gets outdone by Audrey Elson at pretty much every turn on the ruler, but steals the show with great heat. She is so wonderfully slutty that you just have to love her. Katie and Shawna make a nice pair and their scene benefits from being early in the movie. Things just kind of drag by the end of this one. The action here is very niche-oriented, sometimes fun, always freaky and worth a look if you love big toys or the idea that women would fight for a chance to fuck an elephant sized prick.
The first spin of the wheel has Shawna landing on “Cum on Face” while Katie gets “Doggy” and then they just sort of start guiding the wheel until they get what they want. The girls are quite excited about getting down and sucking on the massive rubber cock. These things are so huge that they can barely get past the head, but I suppose that is the main appeal. When they get to the deep throat part of the competition, Shawna manages to get five inches down and that beats Katie by a full half inch. Katie tries to even the score in mish as she spreads her shaved pussy for the huge avenger. Once again Shawna steps in and takes just a bit more into her own tight twat. Katie gets six and a half in her from behind with a great deal of effort. Even that isn’t enough to beat Shawna who takes a full seven inches into her hole. Shawna wins the cowgirl competition as well. Does that mean she is the better slut or just that she has a bigger pussy? The girls get down and share the dick. The only thing bigger and more fake than the cock in these movies are the popshots. OG shoots a thick paste from his faux prick that covers them both. I hope that stuff tastes good at least.
Britney Stevens & Audrey Elson
Next up is a pair of 23 year old babes ready to play the game. The girls answer a serious of idiot questions before spinning the wheel. Does this part even matter? The BJ is fun as the girls kind of fight for a chance at sucking it. Britney always manages to act like a complete slut, giving us hot action pretty much every time she steps in front of a camera. Both girls take quite a bit, but Audrey beats Britney by half an inch in the deep throat competition. She also has bigger boobs, and longer legs but there is just something totally fuckable about Britney. She gives a very energetic round of mish that has her shaved pussy getting stretched to the max. Audrey isn’t as energetic, but she’s a tall girl who can take an inch more than her shorter partner. Brit breaks out her best stuff in reverse cowgirl but still comes up a half inch short to Audrey‘s long love tunnel. They go for anal and Britney proves she’s nasty by doing A2M from Audrey‘s tight hole and by staying really close to the action. Can her ass beat the tall blonde’s? I don’t want to spoil anything, but yes it can. Great huge toy anal action here as Britney takes quite a bit. Evan after winning the competition Britney wants more dick in her ass. They go for the big fake pop right out of her ass and onto Audrey‘s face. There is even a little bit of an anal cream pie here.
Vanessa can’t figure out how to work the wheel at first. That’s never a good sign. She is very enthusiastic though and that counts for something. She and Angel seem ready to give the monster rubber dong a try. These two cuties are fun to watch as they overdo their reaction to the big dick. I suppose this is part of the appeal of these movies. Neither of them can do much with it orally, but it’s still fun to watch them try. There is even some tit fucking here as they playfully do their best to handle what no woman can swallow. Angel beats Vanessa in the sucking and gets first shot with her shaved snatch. Angel takes nearly seven setting the bar high for her partner. No way Vanessa‘s tight little box can take that much, but she tries. These girls are cute, but none of the action here is as sexy as what Britney gave us. These movies are totally driven by the girls. Their ability to turn in a sexy scene with a giant dildo is what makes it succeed or fail. The scene gets a little long, but they have fun with a creampie finish in Vanessa with a big glazing for Angel‘s face.
Brittany Angel & Melanie Jayne
These two babes blonde it up big time for the finale. They pass the question section by failing miserably. Perhaps they will have better luck with the cock. They double up for some good oral footage as they both try to take it pretty deep. I like the energy here even if the movie is starting to feel a little stale after two hours of the same stuff. It is a really tight fit, but he manages to slide that thing into Melanie‘s shaved pussy while Brittany waits her turn. When OG bends the girls over he screams like someone is tearing his organs out with a hot poker. How is this guy working up a sweat from just holding a rubber dick? See this is what happens when I watch this stuff for too long. The fun wears thin and I have to wonder who came up with a site or DVD line like this. Nikki wins the big trophy, but both girls get a serious cum bath that stays in place as the girls give their acceptance speeches.
Bonus: NONE
