Hitchhikers
HitchhikersMOVIE TYPE: Parody
171 Mins
3rd Degree
DIRECTOR: Miles Long
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Hitchhikers
2010
STARS: Angelina Armani, Allie Foster, London Keyes, Sara Sloane, Amy Brooke, Mr. Pete, Mark Wood, John Strong
REVIEW-
I know that conventional wisdom says never to pick up hitchhikers, but if you saw Angelina Armani on the side of the road wouldn’t you give her a ride? Of course you would and if you ended up getting robbed you would feel like a chump, but you would do so hoping that she does what she does in this movie. All of the girls in this movie are super easy on the eyes and they offer the kind of fun that only comes with porn hitchhikers. No roadside robbery here, just lots of road head and some great finishes. Angelina opens the movie and sets the bar really high. She’s cute, sexy, sucks cock in the front seat and then unleashes a white hot fuck later. Allie Foster is also quite cute, but needs a little seasoning. There are times when her scene seems canned and stale. No such problems with the other scenes though. London Keyes is typically energetic and cute as well. Amy Brooke is a fun pick who knows how to play to the camera. That leaves us with Sara Sloane. Along with Angelina, she is the best reason to watch this movie. She’s bubbly cute as she gets picked up and then just drops the hammer during her scene. It’s well shot, nicely paced and hot as fuck. This is a perfect fantasy fuck from one of the best looking and hottest performers in our business. Any of these girls would be worth picking on the streets, and the DVD is worth picking at your favorite smut shack or smut shack dot com.
Angelina Armani & Mr. Pete
Pete drives by and gets a good look at Angelina in her tiny shorts and revealing top. She loves his tattoos and wants to kiss his inked skin even as they drive down the street. Whipping out his cock she does one hell of a nice handjob before dropping that pretty head into his lap. Even in the cramped car she finds a way to mount his dick and fuck him in the front seat. (He has stopped driving by now.) There is something really hot about this even if the camera can’t capture it perfectly. They the move into the house, Angelina has more room to spread out and really enjoy his cock in her mouth. She puts on quite a whote as she slides it nearly to the root. Keeping her top on she bends over and takes his dick into her pussy from behind. She has him so into what she’s got that I thinkhe just blurted out “I love you” right in the middle. Hard to blame him really. She’s super hot, fucks like she means it and sucks on the first date. She moves into position and holds her pretty face right next to his cock as he shoots his load. The lighting is a bit hot here, but otherwise it is a nice way to finish a very hot, energetic opening scene.
Allie Foster & John Strong
John finds Allie stranded on the side of the road and offers her a ride. They hit it off right away and she knows how to flirt in order to get what she needs. (In this case, her car needs to be fixed.) No road head this time, but she is very eagar to play the second they get back to his garage. She drops right to her knees and pro sucks that cock while looking into the camera and asking him if he likes it. Really good looking oral here and she does enough to talking to make is quite interesting. This continues as he fucks her. At first the talk is sexy, but eventually it sounds canned and the lack of chemistry between these two is hard to ignore. Allie is too cute to skip so hopefully she will develop a bit more natural flowon camera so she can be as hot as she should be. There is a big shot on her pussy. Let’s hope for better from this girl next time.
London is a super cute hitchhiker who hops right in the car and can’t keep her hands off of her new friend. She gives a little road head and then rushes inside where she can really show off those great oral skills. This girl is cute as hell and today has that cock all the way down her throat unitl his balls are rubbing her face. She slides up onto his face and rides until she is wet enough to take his cock without any second thoughts. I love the energy here. London gets fucked and gives back as well as she gets. This is exactly the sort of thing that was missing fro the last scene. London gets up on all fours and really pushes back to take every inch. They finish with a hot shot all over that pretty face.
Sara Sloane & Mark Wood
Mark has a plan for fucking chicks in empty buildings. He picks up Sara outside the strip club and Apparently she likes him right away because she reaches over starts sucking his cock even before they pull into the abandoned warehouse. They set up in the back of his car and Sara now has enough room to really show what she can do with her mouth. After giving him fantastic head she spreads her legs and lets him eat her pretty little pussy. It opens right up for his cock and Sara gives a typically energetic scene. As she picks up the dirty talk, Mark fucks her harder and harder until his balls are slapping loudly on her big round ass. Turning around, Sara shows us that ass as she gets pounded from behind. Sara looks good from any angle and shows such excellent energy here that you just have to see the scene. (and keep some tissues nearby.) Mark finishes off by shooting a big load all over her sexy ass. Sara tastes some and thanks him for the load.
Amy is your basic blonde hitchhiker, cute, young, tight and ready to fuck. (Right, that’s your basic hitchhiker.) After some chit chat she reaches over to play with his dick, letting him know exactly what she has on her dirty little mind. She says she has never done anything in a moving car and is tentative as she gets him going. They find a warehouse where a desk just happens to provide the perfect spot for a little stranger fucking. Amy starts sucking even before she can get completely naked. Good energy during the blowjob makes up for some questionable camera angles. She gets naked and fucked all over that desk, showing off her full pussy lips and sexy little butt. Though this scene can’t hold a candle to what Sara just did, it features good energy and a cute girl who provides good fantasy appeal. They try anal for a few seconds, but she needs to stop for a few seconds to suck him again. This time it fits more easily in her ass and she earns a big load for her efforts.
