This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX (Blu-Ray)
This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: Parody
92 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Outdoor Sex
CONDOMS: None
2010
STARS: April O’Neil, Madison Scott, Carmen McCarthy, Tanner Mayes, McKenzie Miles, Tiffany Star, Evan Stone, Billy Glide,
REVIEW-
Some shows are a natural fit for porn parodies and some are more of a stretch. Dirty Jobs wouldn’t seem to really lend itself to the XXX treatment, but somehow this one works. Evan Stone makes his way through the Valley for some very dirty jobs. Some of them are porn related and others just skip right over the pretense to get to the good stuff. He’s very funny and keeps the movie rolling along in between scenes. He’s also part of one of the better scenes in the flick. In the opener Evan wanders onto a porn set for a hot, oily encounter with super hot teen sex brat Tanner Mayes. She fucks and sucks like a pro, taking everything he’s got and then some. Madison Scott and April O’Neil play with toys. I really dig Madison, but lesbian fun is all we get from her in this movie. McKenzie Miles does a dirty little bathroom boff that didn’t really do much for more. On the other hand, Carmen McCarthy‘s fuck in the stable is really fucking hot. In this scene the outdoor lighting made better by the Blu-Ray format really comes into play. It shows up again in the finale with Tiffany Star getting it on outside. The fun stuff in between and Evan’s jokes get in the way of the strokeability from time to time, but they also keep things flowing. This one scores big points for cute girls and for making a good movie from a show that shouldn’t have allowed for much of a parody.
Tanner Mayes & Evan Stone
Describing the lead in to this scene would be impossible. It Evan being Evan and hysterically leading us into a very dirty job at Hustler. Dirty in this case includes a hot teen like Tanner Mayes rubbing him down with oil. Staying in character her gives us the blow by blow as they use the oil to get all slick. Tanner then uses her mouth to lick his ass and suck his cock. This girl is so cute and not at all intimidated by the long cock he’s got for her. She looks great with her legs spread and her pussy facing the camera as she slides up and down the full length of his rod. The action moves a bit too quickly, but if you watch closely you will see some great shots of Tanner’s young body as she gets tossed around and fucks back really hard. Evan pulls out and splashes his load all over her tight little tummy. Tanner may be a dirty job, but any of us would be luck to do it..errr her.
Porn companies aren’t the only places in the Valley where dirty stuff happens. Evan takes us to a toy manufacturer where product testing is likely to break out at any time. Today’s demonstration begins with cute brunette April fucking Madison’s dirty little pussy with a plastic dong. Evan helps out with a second toy in her mouth and shows us all what a dirty girl Madison is. Fun toy play here. The girls do fine on their own, but Evan is there to help when they stack on top of one another. She shoves a toy into each pussy and demonstrates some advanced techniques for the audience.
McKenzie Miles, Cyrus King & Evan Stone
Evan has to clean up a dirty public restroom where people go to fuck. McKenzie is getting her freak on with Cyrus while he mops up. This horny couple doesn’t care where they fuck so long as they get to do it hard. Cyrus bends the hot blonde over and fucks her while Evan pops in occasionally to add commentary. It’s a pretty good scene even with the interruptions. He fucks her hard in mish and then pulls out to unload all over her tits. Pretty good stuff here, but not the best scene of the movie.
Carmen McCarthy, Billy Glide & Evan Stone
Evan visits a farm where they shovel horse shit all day. If crap jokes make you laugh then you’ll love this. If not, then just wait for a bit and let Carmen show us something more pleasant. Pretty Carmen uses her mouth to keep Billy’s big cock clean and throbbing. Nice outdoor lighting here and she fills her pretty face and wiggles her ass for the camera. Great looking blowjob here and things get even better looking when she spreads her pussy for his tongue and then his big cock. That body is fantastic and any time his cock pops free from her hole, she pops it into her mouth to keep it nice and warm. Carmen is a perfect cowgirl, riding that bronco until every inch disappears into her sweet slit. Nice shot to end the action. Carmen is just so damn pretty it’s always fun to watch her.
Tiffany Star, Dane Cross & Evan Stone
Evan has to clear brush and carry it to the top of the hill. While he chops it up, Tiffany bobs her head up and down on a stiff pole. The pigtailed brunette is pretty tasty looking and enjoys wrapping her lips around a set of throbbing balls. Once again the outdoor lighting is made better by the Blu Ray picture quality. Tiffany mounts up for really good reverse cowgirl that keeps her perky tits dancing on her chest with every stroke. You have to love her energy and that sweet little bod. Dane pulls out and shoots his load all over her flat belly.
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Trailers
