Batman XXX: A Porn Parody
Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyMOVIE TYPE: Parody
97 Mins.
Vivid
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Super Heroes, Jail Sex
2010
STARS: Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas, Kimberly Kane, Andy San Dimas, Syren Sexton, Dale DaBone, James Deen, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Levi Cash, Alec Knight & Ron Jeremy
REVIEW-
This is by far the most anticipated adult parody so far this year. Axel Braun has taken on one of the truly iconic shows of the 1960’s The campy old Batman show is perfect for a porn parody. It has goofy costumes, sexy babes and a hint of comic book danger that has lent itself well to fanfic stories for years. He’s also got an amazing cast that includes Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Tori Black and James Deen. The look of the movie is pretty much dead on. A little darker perhaps that than the old show, but other than that, it has the right feel. The dialog and story are dead on. A simple kidnapping by the Riddler is really a trap for Batman. He and Robin are captured; they fight their way out of it only to find themselves back in danger by the end of the movie. The jokes are good and the acting is fantastic. Dale DaBone makes his return to adult movies with this high profile role. He is quite good as Batman, but is upstaged by Deen who is the perfect Robin. Spears and Stone are very good as the Riddler and Joker. With little to do, Spears is almost wasted, but manages a couple of scene stealing moments. Tori Black is good as Catwoman, missing out on most of the dialog, but showing up for a great sexual finale that will leave everyone smiling. The rest of the cast is sexually strong. Kimberly Kane plays Bruce Wayne’s kidnapped fianc�. Her jail cell anal scene with Stone is fantastic as she lets out just enough of her inner freak to really bring things home nicely. Alexis Texas captures Batman and uses him sexually in a scene that fits the whole “peril” angle and allows her to shine even in a very minor role. Lexi Belle is quite cute as Batgirl. She wears the costume well and makes me want to see a lot more of her. Overall this is a pretty perfect parody. More would have been nice, but that only because what we have here is so damn fun. It’s campy, cute, well shot, well acted and sexy as hell. I expected a great deal coming into this movie and I was not at all disappointed. Great job by Axel Braun and Vivid on their first superhero movie. Now let’s see Catwoman vs. Batgirl next time.
Kimberly Kane & Evan Stone
After being kidnapped, Kimberly acts a bit like a spoiled princess. She would like a softer mattress and uses her obvious feminine charms to work out a deal. He slides his long cock through the bars and Kimberly goes to work. She gives an enthusiastic blowjob as always and throws in some kinky talk about being a dirty girl. She even mentions that her beloved Bruce Wayne doesn’t have “one like this.” Joining her in the cell, Riddler munches on her furry muffin until she is sure that she picked the wrong guy to be sweet on. His long cock fills her pussy and we get some great shots when she is on top. I always praise Kimberly for her acting, but she’s really hot as well and gets a chance to show off her ass beautifully in this scene. She continues o comment on the size as she rubs her clit and enjoys long deep strokes from behind. She lets her bad girl side out completely when she asks him to eat and then fuck her asshole. That sends her over the top. She may never go back to Bruce after having her ass stretched like this. She ends up spraying his load all over her chest. This scene has the costume and comic book appeal, but it is also a fantastic, hot stroke scene.
Alexis Texas & Dale DaBone
Batman follows the Riddler’s clues and ends up dancing that Bat-Tusi with Alexis Texas. His drink is spiked and she gets to have her way with him. (Poor Caped Crusader) She crawls onto him and molests his helpless body. Once again the tone of this sex scene fits the original and adds a lot of heat to something that is already going to be really good. Alexis slips her mouth around his cock and puts on a great show. She taunts him and teases him even as she starts fucking. The ass shots are fantastic obviously, but Alexis continues to torment her captive by ordering him to “worship her ass” with his hands. The visuals are great of course, but adding these small touches really makes this movie hot. This is a stunning scene that picks up the pace at the end as he bangs her hard. Alexis gets down on her knees and strokes at super speed until he fills her pretty mouth with his hot load.
Andy San Dimas, Syren Sexton & Randy Spears
We haven’t really seen much from the Joker to this point, but Randy Spears doesn’t waste much time before stealing the show. He has a cool little monologue before letting his two henchwomen have at him. Batgirl and Robin are watching as the blonde and brunette team up for a little Joker cock. Andy is always fun to watch and Syren has a sexy accent that she shows off while jacking Joker’s joystick. This scene has a little less of the fantasy appeal that made the first to so special. It’s still worth watching though, in part because Andy watches the action while pumping her pussy with her fingers. When it’s her turn, Andy shares the cock with her blonde friend but is clearly the one in charge now. This is better than average action for a feature, but as Joker pumps his load all over their faces it is also the weakest sexual link in a very strong chain.
Lexi Belle & James Deen
Watching the action has Batgirl ass sexed up so she and Robin just have to relive some tension. The costume appeal is really high here as Lexi leaves on her cowl and cape as she sucks that big cock. I like Lexi a lot and I love the costume, but the super short blowjob just kills me. Not that I am going to complain about watching Lexi in reverse cowgirl using her whole body to fuck a big cock. Still, it’s odd that after two long scenes, we get a shorter one at the worst possible time. Both doggy and cowgirl give us a chance to check out her fine ass. As I watch this scene I can’t help but hope Vivid plans to bring Lexi back for her very own Batgirl movie. Robin flips her over and shoots his load all over her neatly trimmed bush.
Tori Black, Dale DaBone & James Deen
All of our heroes are captured and about to be destroyed by a ray gun. (Is that a Phaser from This Ain’t Star Trek?) With some help from Catwoman, we get a “Zowie” of a good fight scene. To reward Catwoman for her help, the Dynamic Duo tag team here. Tori Black gets to shine as the boys strip her. She is clawing and even kissing them. (Ain’t that romantic?) With her mask off, she is free to show off her gorgeous face as she hungrily sucks Bat-cock. Robin is bringing up the rear, licking Tori until she is wet enough for a nice easy entrance. Nice ass shots here as she arches her back and takes as much as the Boy Wonder can dish out. Tori is quite beautiful, especially when she is riding in reverse cowgirl. There aren’t many women in the history of porn who are this beautiful and bring this much energy to the table. There are some fantastic ass shots when she turns around. Tori just fucks and sucks the cocks like it may be her last fuck for a long time. They finish off with two big shots all over her pretty face. Tori Black is a star and she is the perfect fantasy girl to finish this movie.
Bonus: BTS, Non-Sex Feature, Photo Gallery, Casting, Previews, Vivid Extras
