This Ain’t Max Hardcore XXX
This Ain’t Max Hardcore XXXMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
85 Mins.
Debi Diamond Films
DIRECTOR: Debi Diamond & Michael Kahn
THEMES: Femdom, Foot Fucking, Cock & Ball Torture, Ass Fucking
2010
STARS: Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Rod Fontana
REVIEW-
Anyone who was watching porn in the late 80’s or early 90’s knows a thing or two about Debi Diamond. She was hard core long before hard core was cool. Now she has her own line of femdom movies and they are as hard as you would expect. So hard in fact, that she’s got her sights set on one of the hardest guys in porn. Before he went away Max Hardcore was the most polarizing figure in all of porn. Now he finds himself the subject of one of the funniest parodies I’ve seen all year. Kristina Rose and Rod Fontana act out a scene that starts out very familiar and ends with more twists and 50’s night on Dancing with the Stars. Kristina is perfect in this scene. She stays in character even as she does some horrible things to the poor cowboy. Rod takes it all in stride and manages to be pretty funny as well. After that scene, which is both strokeable (Assuming you’re into femdom, chicks fucking dudes in the ass with feet and other fun stuff) and genuinely funny, Andy San Dimas takes us on a darker ride. She is a crazy chick who turns a club pick up into a nightmare of ball punching, electric shot and ass fucking. Femdom isn’t my niche, but this is a really well made movie with players who pull it off nicely. If you’re into this sort of sex then you have found something to cling to. Kristina and Andy are first class female performers who really dish it out rough. I liked it even though isn’t my thing. The Max parody if funny and will really make a lot of people smile. Best femdom line on the market? This is only the first I have seen, but it is already a contender. Make sure to add a few bonus points if you’re into the genre. I’m not a fan and I still loved the movie.
Kristina Rose & Rod Fontana
The first scene opens in a familiar way. A cute young girl in pigtails is led to the couch by a dude who calls her “little girl” and asks if her mommy and daddy know if she is running around the neighborhood looking like this. She would actually be really good in a Max movie except for the fact that she isn’t built like a little boy. Kristina does the cutie pie talk really well, calling him “mister” so often that Max keeps trying to convince Kristina to let him fuck her ass. She gets angry and tells him to stop annoying her. The tables begin to turn as she orders him to lick her shoes and then kiss her feet. In her little girl voice, Kristina tells him to “kiss them better” and is clearly in control as she squeaks orders between licks on her lollipop. He reminds her that they were supposed to be focused on him fucking her ass. She teases and ends up bending him over to spank him on the ass with a duster. He finally gets a shot at her butt, but instead of fucking it, he gets smothered by it. Kristina is great here, staying in character while totally turning the tables on Max. Since she has such a gorgeous ass, the smothering footage is fantastic. She just buries him under an avalanche of hot cheek flesh. When she isn’t sitting on his face, Kristina scores high marks for creativity as she punches his asshole, slaps him around and brings in several of the usual Max Hardcore staples as well. Eventually she starts fucking his ass with her finger. It’s kind of gentle at first, but we all know that in Max movies, the anal sex is brutal. Buckle up cowboys because this little girl is about to give him a really hard ride. She spanks him hard as she slides more and more fingers into this tight butthole. Fingers aren’t enough so Kristina starts fucking his ass with her foot. When she eventually gets too tired to foot fuck, Kristina straps on a huge dildo and does her best to rearrange Rod’s innards. Still in character, she really does turn this into a perfect parody of a Max scene. He gets to shoot on her ass at the end, but even that has dire consequences. This is what happens when the tables get turned. There is a lot of chuckle value here as a parody of one of the most controversial figures in adult history, but the femdom action is really solid as well. I’m not big on watching dudes fucked in the ass, but Kristina is brilliant in this scene and it is going to make people laugh and stroke themselves silly.
Ever hook up with a girl in a club who just blows you away? The sort of chick who is really hot and drags you into the bathroom for some crazy sex? That happens to the next guy, but when he accepts her invitation to her place, things go horribly wrong. He can’t seem to say the right thing. Everything that comes out his mouth, makes Andy angry. She slap him, punches him in the balls and slowly torments him. As she sucks his cock, she is all teeth and rather scary. Andy rides his face, smothering him while she abuses his cock and balls and talks a ton of shit. Using one foot to jerk him off, she shoves the other into his mouth and orders him to worship her. This scene doesn’t have the same laugh factor that the first one did. Instead it is pure femdom and it’s well done. She spanks him and uses a shock wand as well. When he makes the mistake of mentioning the cops she really goes crazy, biting his balls and leaving him in fear for his life, or at least for the safety of his junk. The electricity play gets ramped up with a stun gun that she uses in all sorts of painful places. Breaking out the strap on, Andy makes him call her mommy and gag on her big cock. The ass fucking is short by comparison, but intense. Andy proves that she can really dish it out to this poor dude’s butthole.
Bonus: BTS, Featurettes (Five minute femdom clips with Heidi Mayne & Cece Stone) Slideshow & Trailers .
