Golden Girls, A XXX MILF Parody
Golden Girls, A XXX MILF ParodyMOVIE TYPE: Parody
161 Mins.
New Sensations
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: MILFs
2010
STARS: Julia Ann, Raylene, Diamond Foxxx, Rachel Love, Jewels Jade
REVIEW-
I’m not sure who thought this was a good idea. A MILF parody? Dude, the Golden Girls were like Great-Grand MILFs. Where is the built in fantasy appeal? Any that there might have been would be fans of ultra-old women. Instead of going that route, New Sensations has put together some hot MILFs and dressed them up like old ladies. I see the appeal of women like Julia Ann and Raylene, but making them play older? I’m not sure I get it. The script is kind of funny, but taking women and making them look less appealing just seems like a bad long term plan. The funny script makes the sex scene flows and some of these women are great. Julia Ann is hilarious and really hot in her scene. Her scene is the best of the bunch. Diamond Foxx is always fun and so is Raylene. The sex scenes are fun and well shot. If you can put up with the wigs and old lady fantasy then you’ll probably love this. This is a decent parody if you liked Golden Girls or want to see just how far a porn company can stretch a parody and still make it work. I still don’t see the fantasy appeal here, but the end result isn’t too horrible.
Diamond Foxxx & Johnny Castle
All the sexual tension in the house sends Blanch (Foxxx) running after the first young man who walks through the door. Johnny has come by to fix the sink, but the busty broad has other things in mind. She tries to “turn” Jules and then that doesn’t work, Blanche doesn’t let the young cock go to waste. Even in a silly wig Diamond is ready on the eyes and has every inch of his cock down her throat in no time. Good energy as they move to the table for fucking. This busty babe takes every inch of cock and gets a little dirty as well. There are some really great big ass shots as she slams down on him and shakes her big tits in his face. It’s a good thing she’s still young and spry because a real Golden Girl fucking this hard might break a hip. The handyman leaves his load in her willing mouth and I’m sure he will happily show up again the next time something isn’t working.
Raylene & Rocco Reed
Dorothy is fed up with Blanche. She tries to rip into her friend, but ends up getting an earful. When landscaper Rocco comes in, she decides to see if she can dust off the old baby maker. Their flirting is pretty funny, but as soon as the clothes come off Raylene kicks it up a notch. This old broad still remembers how to suck a cock and treats her young friend to some hot head. Nice eye contact as she eats his throbbing meat. A good fucking was just what she needed apparently, because she fucks him back and goes crazy with his dick in her pussy. Great ass shots as she spreads her cheeks and rides while screaming for more. As she tends to do, Raylene gives a really good sex scene here. Old lady wig and all, she’s smoking hot and leaves it all out there for us to enjoy. Nice facial finish to this one.
Julia Ann & Levi Cash
Though there are no lesbian advances for Rose this time, she finds a way to stay busy. When Levi delivers some flowers, things just sort of happen. Though she is nervous, Rose lets the young man take the lead and has her howling in no time. As you would imagine, the blowjob is fantastic. Julia Ann gets on her knees and looks right into the camera as she sucks and strokes the cock. She spreads those long legs and looks good enough to eat. (So he does.) While she gets fucked, she slides a finger in her ass and totally loses the country rube character thing. When she gets on top, he handles the finger action. Her ass really gets a lot of attention here. No anal though, just a lot of great ass shots during the doggy. She spins around in time to get a big load right on her tongue.
Jules Jade & James Deen
Jules may still be in lust with Rose, but any port will apparently do in a storm. The dialog here is well written, but not especially well acted by her. James carries the scene and though it’s good, it lasts way too long. If you’re going to give us this much dialog, it has to be better acted than this. Once the sex starts everything picks up in a hurry. Jules may like pussy, but she knows how to suck a dick really well. She really doesn’t look very MILF-like, but I guess you could call her a cock hungry cougar. James bends her over and works his meat deep into her from behind. Nice energy here, especially when she puts her feet on his thighs and rides that dick like she was born to do it. He ends up shooting his load all over her ass after literally fucking her all over the kitchen.
Rachel Love & Puma Swede
That leaves only Sophia to get busy. She’s got a hot chick in bed and is ready to use all of her experience to make some nice lesbian boom boom. Plenty of big boobs here as the girls rub their chests together. Rachel has big natural tits that are just amaizing. Puma works them over with her hands and mouth, appreciating the wonderful flesh. The old lady make up kind of kills this for me. I like Puma and I like Rachel, but the wig and the idea that this that super old lady just kind of make this a giggle worthy scene without a lot of stroke value. By the time the toy play rolls around, I’m just kind of bored and want the whole thing to be over.
Bonus: BTS, Outtakes, Party Version, Bonus Scene (Starring Julia Ann) Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recal, Trailers
