America’s Best Porn Music Videos
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
73 Mins.
JM Productions
THEMES: Music Videos, Comedy, Schoolgirls
2010
STARS: Emma Heart, Cindy Crawford, Sasha Knox, Ashley Blue
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REVIEW-
This is an interesting collection. It’s not really a typical jerk off movie. It is a collection of music videos from Jim Powers movies. Anyone who is familiar with Jim’s work knows that he makes hot stroke flicks and usually has cool music in them. Some of the videos have some sex in them, but it barely qualifies as hard core. I would say that this is probably the sort of thing you put on at a party to enjoy the music and check out some eye candy. Some of the songs are really good and others are funny because of how filthy they are. I’m not sure if the girls credited with singing actually do the vocals, but Sasha Knox is hot whether she is lip synching or not. As a party disc, this one provides great music, a lot of laughs and some hot chicks. If you like what you hear, Powers has a huge catalog of hard core fuck flicks to enjoy.
“Daddy Says” from School Girls 2 kicks things off. It’s a sweet little battle that stars a crying blonde who ends her heartbreak with a single shot. It’s a nice Ramones-inspired song with very little sex appeal to the video.
Emma Heart goes all Britney again for a sultry ode to squirting pussies. She dances for Chris Strokes in her porn stat standard issue fishnet outfit. There is some dick sucking and even a bit of fucking in this one, but it’s her campy Britney tribute that will likely have people jerking.
Chelsie Rae can’t run fast enough to make it to the bathroom as she sings about Tinkle Time. The song is cute (A send up of the Go-Go’s Vacation) and features the sexy blonde dancing in a mini skirt and frolicking in a bikini. The payoff of course is that she takes a leak.
There are some really good songs on this DVD. “So What” from Killroy was featured in Little Runaway 2 and is a great song regardless of it’s porn ties. The video is largely made up of concert footage and not exactly stroke material, but….so what?
Sasha Knox belts out “Powersville High” from School Girls 4. This girl can front my band any time. The lyrics for this one are hot and dirty just like Sasha, Ashley Blue and Kaci Star who all dance along to the hot riffs.
Devlin Weed makes Cindy Crawford writhe on the couch as he sings the blues. This is from Black Snake Boned. There is a grainy montage of footage of Cindy at her BBC loving best.
Sasha is back for School Girls Five with “School Girl Slut.” It’s a disco track that is going to make you bust a gut laughing. Sasha confessing her naughty ways in lyrical form while shaking her fine assets in a tiny mini skirt might make you bust something else. Who knew this girl had so many talents.
No collection would be complete without at least Clockwork Orange tribute. It comes to us from Bad Samaritans with “Wish You Here.” No real stroke value here, but the break neck pace and screaming lyrics make it a toe tapping slice of joy.
Cindy is back for “Big Black Julu” again from Black Snake Boned. She rolls around on the couch trying to scratch the itch in her snatch knowing that she needs something bigger to satisfy her hunger. As proof, she is back for a third round from the same movie. This one is a really beautiful gospel song that feels just out of place enough to be disturbing.
“School Girl Slut” gets another turn from Los Ramone. This time it’s a straight Ramones-tribute with Ashley Blue bopping around in pigtails like a hopped up groupie. Rockaway Beach never sounded so dirty. They come back for “Big Ho” which is a nice porn version of “I Wanna be Sedated.”
Bonus: Featurettes (More vides featuring “dancing girls” “messy girls” bondage and other fun stuff.) Bonus Sex Scene (Party scene from Little Runaway 2 with Julie Knight and Rachel Rotten getting fucked at a concert.) Great Credit Sequences (Some really good opening credits) & Trailers
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