Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse & Sandra (Blu Ray)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse & Sandra (Blu Ray)MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
88 Mins.
THEMES: Tattoos, Celebrity Sex
DIRECTOR: Otto Bauer
2010
STARS: Emily Parker, Taryn Thomas, Alexis Grace, Marty Romano
REVIEW-
It is time once again to explore the seedy world of the Hollywood elite. OK, that’s not quite true. This movie is about a Hollywood celebrity and her douche-bag hanger on semi-celeb husband. Beyond that it’s about the wanna-be celebs who fuck these half wit pseudo-celebs before running to the tabloids. Wow, that’s a lot of bile for a rather forgettable porn flick. As you have probably guessed, this is the X-rated version of the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James saga. Just like in real life, Jesse is a scum bag who likes busty tattooed hookers. He’s married to America’s sweetheart but bangs the fuck out of Emily Parker anyway. They do it on the back of a bike which isn’t perfectly shot, but adds some authenticity to the proceedings. Taryn Thomas plays Sandy and puts herself on the line twice. There isn’t much story for her to work with, but she fucks in character. Taryn fucks her man and then catches him cheating again. She gets revenge by banging one of Jesse’s girls. Both of Taryn’s scenes are worth watching. As always, she sucks cock like a deranged sex addict. Even without much to work with, she gives us a hot boy/girl scene. The veggie scene is pretty hot as well. The talk in this final scene adds some fun to the mix. There isn’t much of a story here and more would have been nice. What we have are three scenes with a few highlights, thanks mostly to Taryn Thomas. Without her, this would be forgettable. With her, it’s decent if you’re really looking for something with a touch of celebrity flavor.
Emily Parker & Marty Romano
Since big boobed tattooed “ho’s” are this thing, Emily comes bopping right in declaring herself perfect for Jesse. She has big tits, lots of ink and proclaims that she is a big enough ho for him. Jesse clears the set and lets Emily get to work sucking his cock. She takes him to the root easily and is ready to be as trashy as he wants her to be. Nice eye contact from the dirty girl who is very good with her hands when she’s not using her mouth. They get on top of the bike and she throws her legs up in the air. She is loud enough I guess, but a little low impact for a “trashy ho.” Part of that is probably due to the fact that they have to be careful not to knock the bike over. When he does pick up the pace, she enjoys the action quite a bit. The boots, fishnets, ink and overall look make Emily perfect for this kind of action. It’s not perfectly shot, but there is enough good here to keep us from getting bored. When she’s through getting fucked, Emily sucks on it again, looking into the camera like she’s ready to take a shot. Instead he bends her over for another round of doggy before she goes back to deep throating that modest member. It explodes on her face, giving her just the sort of load a dirty girl loves.
Taryn Thomas & Marty Romano
Sandy shows up at sex rehab and is proud of the work Jesse has done. The happy couple decides to get frisky. It’s a bit of a thin set up, but Taryn sucks cock in a way that I’ll wager Sandra never could. He struggles a little bit with wood so she talks and stays in character. There isn’t a whole lot of Sandy sex appeal so Taryn put her own stamp on things, talking like a tramp and riding his cock with her pretty shaved pussy. She is very proud of her man, knowing that he will not fuck any more “tattoo headed whores.” Why would he? He’s got a cute girl with a tight pussy riding his cock and talking like a true bad girl. The fantasy appeal wears thin, but Taryn looks hot and adds a lot of vocal appeal to the mix. The fucking is hot and she makes her face available for a big load of cum that covers her lips and chin. He’s making a big mistake fucking cheating on this hottie.
Jesse hasn’t changed at all. He invites Alexis to visit him in rehab. Sandra intercepts the pussy before he gets some. Instead of sucking pseudo-celeb cock she gets to lick an award winning twat. Once she samples Alexis’ tongue, Taryn turns the tables and shows the young girl how Hollywood stars do it. Nice tit sucking here as she takes a break from eating box. The girls great out a small toy and fuck one another silly with it. Taryn keeps up the dirty talk and stays in character. Is it hot listening to a scorned wife tells her husband’s slut to scream for the cock? If so then you’re going to love this. She wants to help Alexis get famous and fucks her pussy with that toy. Just as she did with the last scene, Taryn takes a little fantasy appeal and makes it work.
Bonus: Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, BTS, Bonus Scenes (Joanna Angel with Chapel Waste fucking James Deen and another with Joanna Angel fucking James.)
