Not the Bradys XXX Meets the Partridge Family
Not the Bradys XXX Meets the Partridge FamilyMOVIE TYPE: Parody
132 Mins.
Digital Playground
THEMES: Blondes, Cougars, Comedy
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
2010
STARS: Lexi Belle, Shawna Lenee, Kacey Jordan, Kagney Linn Karter, Alana Evans, Payton Leigh, Mike Horner, Dylan Riley, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Lynn LeMay, Nick Manning, James Bartholet
REVIEW-
Will Ryder has perfected the art of the porn parody. What does an award-winning innovator do when he’s conquered his own mountain? You start playing made scientist and combine two of your most successful parodies into one movie. By having two of America’s most iconic families together, Ryder has given us something funny and original. The Bradys meets the Partridge Family is a good movie filled with eye candy, laughs and hot sex. The story is simple, with Marcia (Now played by Lexi Belle) falling behind in school in part because of her fan girl crush on Keith Partridge (Nick Manning). Her parents make her quit the fan club and that brings the Partridges over to fix the situation. You can imagine how Marcia reacts to her idol, but think of what happens when Mrs. P hooks up with the elder Bradys. Along with a cute story, there is some great feature sex here. Shawna Lenee and Kagney Linn Karter play hot chicks who fuck the Brady boys. Both scenes are hot and nicely shot. I love the addition of good POV footage into a feature sex scenes. Marcia has only one scene, but it’s a pretty good one. She gets to nail her idol and he drops a load on her pretty face. Dylan Riley plays Jan and she gets the requisite solo scene and has a hot fuck outside. Not much action for Cindy this time. Just an aborted blowjob that is really the only sour note this movie strikes. What makes this movie interesting is the inclusion of Alana Evans, Mike Horner and Payton Leigh into the sexual mix. We have waited to see the elder Bradys get busy as we get that here. I loved the scene because it’s fun and because Alana is great. She’s been so good in this series with the dialog that I loved watching her finally get to strut her stuff. This isn’t the hottest scene of the movie, but it’s the most fun and should not be missed. Overall this latest Brady parody is another great addition to the line. It is funny, mostly well acted and has that genuine feel that X Play does better than anyone else. It also has really good sex scenes, thanks largely to Shawna, Kagney, Lexi and Dylan. This tale of what happens when a horny Brady girl meets her idol is definitely worth watching. No one does this sort of flick better than Will Ryder and X-Play.
It’s almost funny how these Will Ryder movies make their way to the requisite solo scene. Ten minutes of story and we end up with Jan at home pleasing herself. Nothing wrong with that of course. Give the hair and make up team huge points for really making Dylan look like a “Jan.” She gets herself warmed up, lubed up and then stuffs a cute little pink vibrator right into her horny little hole. I poke fun at the solo scenes, but every one of them is hot. (I smell a parody solo compilation coming.)
Shawna Lenee & James Deen
Peter and his “little friend” are supposed to be working on a science project. Looks like biology is on the menu today. Young Shawna needs no lessons in sucking cock. She rams his meat to the back of her throat and jerks him off into her mouth. Nice POV shots thrown into the middle of the scene. It’s tough to beat looking down at a topless Shawna as she energetically inhales a throbbing fuck stick. I could watch this all day, but he stands her up and fucks her hard from behind right in front of the bunk beds. That really gets her horny so she hops up on the top bunk and rubs her clit hard enough to start a fire while he fucks her hot little twat. Great energy here as she gets on top and literally pounds her hips against his. Shawna knows how to fuck and the camera gets right in close. She drops to her knees and takes his load on her face, licking up every drop.
Kacey Jordan & Nick Manning
Keith asks Marcia out and love seems to be in the air. At least until Cindy steps in and offers the pop star a blowjob. Nick curls his lip and snarls as she sucks. This has great potential, but no popshot and it just kind of fizzles out.
Kagney Linn Karter & Kris Slater
Greg slips into his Johnny Bravo persona for a meeting with a record exec. It works on Kagney who drops to her knees and inhales his pole. As before we gets hot POV right in the middle of the scene. Kagney’s eyes are great as she stares into the camera. They move quickly to the table where Kagney gives us a great visual. She throws her legs straight out and keeps them wide as her pounds away on her pussy. I just love this shot. After a quick ride, she bends over the desk, teasing us wit her ass as she lets him work in from behind. She knows just how to ride and fucks him hard until he pulls out just in time to spray her face. I love the sex scenes in this movie so far.
Some dude swings by to drop off an outfit for Greg and is smitten with Jan. Thinking she might help her get a record deal, she drops down and shows him what “anything” means. For a third time I am impressed by the POV oral footage of a hot topless blonde staring into the camera as she swallows a cock. She looks really good on all fours getting fucked from behind as well. You all know how fond I am of Aurora Snow and what a perfect Jan she was, but Dylan does a really good job here. She looks the part and fucks like someone desperately trying to get someone to notice her. In the end she holds out her tongue while he unloads all over her mouth. Dylan licks it up and smiles, believing she might really have a record contract coming.
Alana Evans, Payton Leigh & Mike Horner
Mrs. Partridge is convinced that the Bradys are a hot swinging couple. It takes a few glasses of wine, but eventually things fall into place. The ladies kick things off, kissing and play suck boob while Mike goes down on their new friend. It’s about time Alana gets some action in these movies. She and Payton stay locked in on each other for a while, not letting Mr. B up for air for quite some time. Payton bends over and buries her face between Alana’s legs while her own pussy get pounded from behind. Taking her husband’s cock out of their new friend, Alana sucks it deep, cleaning it and making it throb. This is nicely shot action with a lot of fun fantasy value. I still don’t think of Alana as a MILF, but she has played this character so well and it’s nice to see the grown ups get into it a little. The ladies get down and take his load all over their faces. He even gets some in those silly 70’s wigs.
Lexi Belle & Nick Manning
Marcia finally gets a chance to entertain her favorite rock star. He lip syncs to her and that’s all it takes to get into her panties. His mouth is meant for better things and so long as that tongue is busy on her clit there is little Nick can do to ruin the scene. When Lexi has got her lips around his cock, Nick tries to get a little vocal but someone must have muzzled him. The POV angle helps again as she looks up and smiles right at us, satisfied with how well she is doing. Climbing on top, she gets lost in the moment, cumming on his cock he rubs her clit. Nice ass shots when she turns around. I always forget what a cute little butt Lexi has. She’s just fucking adorable. He leaves a big load all over her pretty face. What guy hasn’t thought about dumping a batch of ball batter all over Marcia Brady at least once?
Bonus: BTS, Trailers, Slide Show
