This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX (Blu-Ray)
This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: Parody
112 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury
THEMES: Comedy, Celebrities
2010
STARS: Misty Stone, Tanya Tate, Jessica Jaymes, Brooke Haven, Derrick Pierce, Lee Bang, Celeste Star, Kyle Stone, Dale Dabone, Kylee Reese,
REVIEW-
We have already seen a Celebrity Apprentice parody (Celebrity Aprentass by Red Light District) Like this one it featured Kyle Stone as Trump. This time around Hustler has done it up right with a fun story and a few laughs. There was some time taken to make the challenge involved in this reality-TV send up. Director Stuart Canterbury has done a nice job of taking a show without a ton of built in sex appeal and making it work. The challenge is two-part. For the first part, the celebrities must dress as a homeless person and beg for change on the street. The second half requires them to get a donation from a wealthy philanthropist. Sexually it is pretty good with a few stand out fucks. Tanya Tate is probably the best here, talking dirty as she takes on the head honcho. Carolyn Reese gives a scene with not a lot of celebrity appeal, but a ton of sexual heat. She takes on a big black cock and loves it. Misty Stone is great in her scene, though a lesbian encounter is not what I was hoping for. Overall the movie is funny and a pretty good parody considering it isn’t great source material. It’s just fun to watch with a few really nice scenes to enjoy.
Jessica Jaymes & Derrick Pierce
As the most useless member of the team, Maria (Jessica Jaymes) is given the task of spying on the men’s team. She finds it quite easy to distract Bret (Derrick Pierce) with just a flash of her oral skills. Inhaling that cock, she has his full attention. The slutty brunette shoves his face between her legs and lets him eat her for lunch. (If her pussy is too sweet would that kick off Bret’s Diabetes?) This is a very run of the mill sex scene, with decent energy from Jessica who looks quite good riding on a hard pole. After being so well pounded she sucks her cum off of his cock and lets the aging rocker give her one last round of mish before taking a big load on her boobs. In the end Bret is happy to fuck her, but doesn’t give up any info.
Carolyn Reese & Lee Bang
Darryl (Lee Bang) is dying for pussy and is trying to make an escape to get some. As luck would have it, he doesn’t have to go far. Trump’s daughter Ivanka (Carolyn Reese) is totally naked and just waiting for the taking. He just whips out his cock and she is ready to take it all. They cut away for dialog, but then come back as the pretty blonde sucks him cum from his shaft. He rolls her over so she can lift her legs, curl her toes and talk dirty while he destroys that tight little pink hole. There isn’t a whole lot of celebrity appeal here since no one cares who Darryl fucks and Carolyn doesn’t look at all like the young Ms. Trump. On the other hand, this is a pretty hot fuck with Carolyn wiggling her ass and taking that big dick super deep inside of her pussy. She spins around and takes the load all over her tits.
Brooke Haven & Dale DeBone
Young Trump (Dale DeBone) comes across Cindi (Brooke Haven) collecting cash as a homeless woman. She is showing her pussy so naturally she is doing great in the challenge. He takes her home and helps her work off some of what she has built up. Brooke looks really different these days and it is almost tough to recognize her as she fucks. She doesn’t really look or act like Cindi and that wouldn’t great anyway. This is another mostly throw away scene with a rather weak male performance and minimal sexual heat. Brooke tries to keep things going, especially with some pretty hot doggy that includes nice close up shots. She ends up taking a shot right on the mouth.
Misty Stone & Celeste Star
In a stunning twist, the wealthy philanthropist is a hot young woman (Celeste Star) instead of an old dude. That screws with Bret’s game, but Misty takes it right in stride. These two women are so hot that you know the combination is going to be volcanic. Misty whips out a big dildo and uses it on herself while Celeste watches and drools. When they can no longer stand it, the women get naked and Celeste buries her pretty face in Misty’s sweet pussy. Great looking footage as Misty gets spread open and enjoyed by her new friend. Turning things around Misty makes Celeste really happy with some good finger work that leaves her wide open for the camera. This is a great looking veggie scene. I was hoping to see Misty get fucked by real dick, but the heat and eye candy here are enough to make evertything just fine. The toy play only makes things even hotter.
Tanya Tate & Kyle Stone
When the teams tie, project manager Sharon (Tanya Tate) goes in to see Trump (Kyle Stone) to put her team over the top. She lifts up her skirt and puts him to work licking while throwing out a stream of hot talk. The accent really helps and she is quite the aggressive fuck. The reverse cowgirl is great with her big tits bouncing and shaking as she rocks his world. He bends her over and fucks the shit out of her from behind before letting her get on her knees to suck the load right out of him. Great deep throat and facial finish for this one.
Bonus: Slide Show, Trailers, BTS
