A-Team XXX: A Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
164 Mins
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: David Lord
THEMES: Parody, Anal Sex, Comedy
2010
STARS: Bree Olson, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Scott Lyons, Tyler Knight, Luscious Lopez, Sophie Dee, McKenzee Lee, Seth Gamble, Roy Karch, Jordan Lane,
REVIEW-
In some ways the A Team is an unlikely porn parody. In others, it is absolutely perfect. It features an almost exclusively male cast. That makes it tough to work in good female star power. Bree Olson takes care of that for us here. She is close enough to a lead to warrant dialog and two scenes. Let’s get to those scenes later. First off let’s talk about what a good X-rated action/comedy this is. Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Tyler Knight and Scott Lyons play the A-Team and they are all quite good. Randy and Evan are two of porn’s best actors and they show off their skills here. In addition to a clever script with a few good laughs, this parody has great action sequences. Car chases, shootouts and bar fights aren’t normal porn fare, but they work nicely here. It is a great parody of the original with the perfect blend of action and silliness. Sexually the movie is pretty good as well. It focuses on lots and lots of anal action. Bree Olson is gorgeous and takes it in the back door twice. Her scenes make this movie worth watching. Sophie Dee joins McKenzee Lee for another fun romp. Combining these winning scenes with fun, action and humor, this parody more than lives up to the original.
Bree Olson & Jordan Lane
Before we get into the action, we get some action of a different sort. Bree is the Team’s contact with the outside world and she is having some intimate contact with her ex. Apparently he cheated, but she’s still willing to let him slip some fingers into her pussy and to pleasure his cock with her pretty mouth. There is a quick BJ here with a few solid strokes of face fucking. Bree mounts up in reverse cowgirl and slides that perfectly smooth pussy up and down his rod. She turns around to face him and lets his cock slide right up her asshole. Great shots of her butt and of the tight fighting action. He really loves fucking that ass and bangs her backdoor hard enough to make her big boobs shake and quake. With Bree talking dirty, he pulls out and shoots all over her tits and tummy. Some even gets on her pretty face. Nice opening scene from Bree.
Chastity Lynn & Scott Lyons
Morecock may be a mental patient, but he has enough game to score sexy doctor Chastity Lynn. She doesn’t wait to get out f her pants before sucking his cock. I love the way she looks in a bra with her pants just down past her thong as she sucks and strokes with two hands. After some fantastic deep throat footage, Scott drops the hammer on the doc and makes her squeal with delight. She rides in reverse cowgirl, grinding her lips down on his rod. This puts her in the perfect position to let the dick slip right into her tight asshole. Chastity is a petite little thing who bounces hard on that big cock. Great close up shots here as he stretches her pretty good. The dirty doc takes a load all over her face and then sucks out the last few drops with a smile on her pretty face.
McKenzee Lee, Sophie Dee & Evan Stone
Ace is the man who can talk women into anything. With the help of some cash, he talks busty strippers McKenzee and Sophie into a wicked three way. The girls pass the cock back and forth, sucking it hungrily. It is tough to beat the sight of Sophie with a dick in her mouth. Those eyes are enough to make anyone pass out from pure lust. McKenzee uses her big tits to even the store a little, but I think she might just be a little outgunned by Sophie’s cock-starved perfection. The lighting is a little off in this scene, but there is sexual energy to burn. Sophie spreads wide for some really interesting shots as Evan drives in super deep. The girls take turns riding the cock and clearly enjoy what he’s dishing out. McKenzee rolls into piledriver to let him slide his big dick right down into her asshole. Both girls do a fair amount of dirty talking which only adds to the fun. As she did earlier, Sophie steals the spotlight in spoon with her huge tits shaking while she gets plowed in the pooper. The girls get together to take the load and then kiss each other at the head of his dick, This is a good scene that is hurt somewhat by odd lighting.
Luscious Lopez & Tyler Knight
After saving a damsel I distress Tyler gets his reward. Luscious gives it up in the blink of an eye and does so by using her biggest asset to turn him on. Once that works, she starts sucking his cock, making it rise and turning his bad attitude good for a while. Once her lips are locked onto that cock, she won’t let it go. She gags and drools and makes quite a mess of things before mounting up. The ass is finally the center of attention as Luscious grinds away and slams her body into his. He rolls her over and works that pussy really hard. The lighting isn’t great here either, but there is enough to keep us watching. He likes the ass so much that he puts his cock in it, making her even hotter and bringing out the best in this all access harlot. She takes his load with a smile.
Bree Olson & Randy Spears
When a plan comes together, Cannibal gets to celebrate with the lovely Amy. She is hot as ever and ready for some serious dick action. Bree starts the action with a slow blowjob that covers his throbbing cock in spit. It is nice to see an unhurried BJ this time, especially since Bree is so fucking pretty. Randy bends her over and takes that pussy from behind. Bree’s natural tits are shaking under her and her ass is jiggling just enough to remind us that she is head to toe perfection. He rolls her over to give us close up shots of the pussy being fucked. That’s just the warm up though because her sweet ass is next. He works her hard in the back door and then explodes all over her beautiful tits. Bree is always fun to watch and especially sex taking a dick in her cute ass.
Bonus: BTS, Interviews, Bloopers, Casting Call, Did You Watch the A Team, Stunts, Wardrobe & Props, Promo Trailer, Photo Gallery, Previews & Bonus Scene (Carmen Luvana & Johnny Castle from American Heroes)