Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody
Sex & the City: The Original XXX ParodyMOVIE TYPE: Parody
132 Mins.
New Sensations
THEMES: Lesbian Sex, Three-Ways
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Myers
2010
STARS: Kayla Paige, Brittany Andrews, Bobbi Starr, Zoe Voss, Evan Stone, Avy Scott, Ralph Long, Coco Velvet, Danny Mountain, India Summer, Tommy Pistol, Angie Savage, Nichole Heiress & Anthony Rosano
REVIEW-
This is a porn parody that actually makes sense. Sex & the City was made for this sort of thing. Carrie and her sex crazed friends get the full XXX treatment here. We have silly dialog, high fashion and more than a few cougar jokes. Kayla Paige does a really good job as Carrie. She’s also a lot hotter than the woman she’s portraying. Her opening scene is decent, but ultimately falls short. Bobbi Starr is fantastic of course. She gives up her ass in the movie’s best scene. There is a bit of fun as Coco Velvet joins Zoe Voss and Tommy Pistol for some yuppie fucking. Brittney Andrews is the sex-crazed Samantha and gives us a rare, but fun anal romp. Since the original show was so popular with the ladies, I would imagine this one might play well for couples. It has some clever dialog, pretty good acting and a big lesbian orgy at the end. The party version of the movie is a nice addition and could break the ice with your woman. So consider this a light, fun parody that should do well with couples.
Kayla Paige & Evan Stone
Apparently being in New York brings out the slut in every girl. Carrie loves cock and her favorite belongs to Mr. Big. How did he get that name? Oh come on, get with the program y’all. It sure isn’t the size of his fingers, though they have her wet and ready in a matter of moments. It isn’t his tongue though he uses that to push her right to the edge. Throwing her legs in the air she invites him to slide his long pole right into her waiting slit. After a few deep strokes, Kayla stuffs his dick into her mouth and starts sucking. She focuses on the balls (This is where he got his name, no doubt) sucking them with the same loving attention she gave his throbbing prick. Kayla throws one leg up in the air and had him go back to work drilling her. She shows good energy and is certainly more appealing than Sarah Jessica Parker on her best day (Post LA Story that is), but still this scene already feels too long before we hit the twenty minute mark of the movie. There are some nice ass shots during the doggy that kind of bring things back, but this is a rather average start sexually. She ends up jerking him off all over his belly.
Bobbi Starr & Ralph Long
Charlotte wants to talk about her friends. Her husband wants to fuck her in the ass. They work out a deal so both of them can be happy. First she takes his cock into her pretty mouth and makes totally short work of it. Bobbi is always fun to watch when her mouth is full and demonstrates some pretty great hand action here too. When it’s time to fuck, she climbs on top and works her big ass for the camera. He has to wait to fuck it, but we get to enjoy it already. He flips her over and fucks her hair pussy for a while until she is smiling and ready to invite him to play in the backyard. Bobbi opens up her ass and gets fucked nice and hard. She admits that it feels better than she expected. That’s actually kind of a nice touch in that it fits with her character and the spirit of the scene. They settle in for some good RCA with Bobbi furiously rubbing her clit and then finish off with a bit load of cream on her sexy, well-fucked ass.
Zoe Voss, Coco Velvet & Tommy Pistol
When a young couple gets bored in the City, what can they do so spice things up? Hit CraigsList of course. They end up with Coco who is doing her best Fran Dresher impersonation when she arrives. Their awkward meeting turns into a three-way tryst on the couch. Zoe enjoys helping her man out as they treat their visitor to some fun. The girls free Tommy’s cock and gently suck it together. Nice shots here as Zoe passes it to Coco and then takes it back. Coco stays in character as she guides the pretty redhead onto her man’s cock. The girls switch again and Coco doesn’t waste any time. She gets into reverse cowgirl and starts fucking that new cock like it was made just for her. There is pretty good energy here and if you like the thick silly accent then Coco’s dirty talk will light you up. I really like the shared facial at the end. This would have to be considered a successful CL hook up.
Danny Mountain & Brittany Andrews
When Samantha catches her boy toy fucking a younger woman, a cat fight ensues. She throws them out and grabs Danny out of the hall. Taking charge, she humiliates him as she throws him on the couch and outlines all the reasons he’s not ready for her hot cougar action. Brit strips down her to her panties, shows off a really nice set of tits and starts sucking like a dick starved MILF in heat. He eats her pussy and ass and then she has him put on a condom for a nice round of safe screwing. When he flips her over there are some nice close up shots of her pussy as the rubber-covered rocket slides in and out. I like the energy here and she even gives up her tight asshole. I guess there is no way that Samantha could out slutted by cute little Charlotte. This stranger bends the busty blonde and fucks her ass hard from behind like he’s never going to stop. I don’t remember the last time I saw Brit get back doored this hard. Danny ends up shooting his load all over her pretty tits and watches her rub it all in.
Kayla Paige, Bobbi Starr, Brittany Andrews & Zoe Voss
With Carrie on her way to LA for good, the girls have one last good bye. It starts out whiny and then gets hot as they kiss. Then all the fun breaks loose and the girls strip their friend for a good bye fuck. This is a full four-way so everyone gets in on the action, but Kayla is the center of attention for much of it. Nothing wrong with that of course. She has a very hot body and plenty of good parts to lick and suck. The girls keep their shoes on which would sort of fit the characters and do a whole lot of finger play. Brit also uses her tongue to keep some assholes happy. The girls great out some toys and Zoe has a really good time being fucked by and then sucking a thick pink strap on. These four friends have one hell of a great time together and it shows.
Bonus: BTS, Bonus Scene, Party Version, Outtakes, Photo Gallery, Web Trailer, iPod Version
