This Ain’t Baywatch XXX
This Ain’t Baywatch XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
105 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury
THEMES: Parody
2010
STARS: Gina Lynn, Breanne Benson, Lexi Belle, Samantha Sin, Angie Savage, Lela Star, Otto Bauer, Jack Lawrence, Bill Bailey, Alec Knight
REVIEW-
Of all shows in TV history, perhaps none is so tailor made for porn parody as Baywatch. For years, the show featured hot, Playboy caliber women running around in tight red bathing suits. Several porn flicks have been dedicated to this popular eye candy show. This time around it get the “This Ain’t” treatment. Stuart Canterbury brings us a story that actually feels like a real Baywatch script. After making an embarrassing mistake, CJ finds herself on the wrong end of some trust issues from her team. Faced with the prospect of losing her job, she has to redeem herself or fuck her boss. Bet you can’t guess which ones she chooses. Gina Lynn plays CJ and for some reason they save her for the final scene. Since she is the big star, it might have been nice to see her more than once. Her scene is good, but not the best of the movie. Lexi Belle opens the movie with a very hot scene. She plays a horny newlywed who loves dick. The other scenes are all right. There isn’t a whole lot of Baywatch tie in though. Something as simple as having the girls fuck in the red suits might have gone a long way. Overall this is a decent movie with a good parody script, nice music and a couple of decent scenes. Not enough to be great, but enough to make it worth a rental at least.
Lexi Belle & Bill Bailey
The first rescue of the day is a rather embarrassing one. Lexi and Bill are newlyweds who are just enjoying a little underwater blowjob when they get pulled out of the surf. They are sent home where they can easily pick right up where they left off. Lexi is so cute that she always looks good, especially with her legs spread and her pussy on display. She happily takes her new hubby’s cock into her mouth and delivers a beautiful BJ. The outdoor lighting makes it plenty easy to see just how fucking hot this girl is. He puts her on her back after far too short a BJ and fills his new wife’s hot pussy. Lexi gets on top and shows off her as she pounds her hips up and down. He pounds her pretty hard and then leaves a nice load all over her bush and tummy.
Breanne Benson & Alec Knight
The drama from the beach continues after hours, but Breanne knows how to relax. She takes Alec back to a hotel room and works her mouth down his chest to his long cock. After a quick round of pussy licking, the big dick fits well into her pussy as Breanne pulls a knee up to her chest and lets him go balls deep. Decent energy here, but there really isn’t anything that makes this scene stand out. Breanne picks thing sup with a good round of reverse cowgirl that adds to the eye candy factor. He ends up shooting all over her tits. Nothing wrong here, it just doesn’t really offer anything special.
Samantha Sin & Jack Lawrence
Apparently everyone on this squad fucks to get rid of their troubles. Samantha and Jack take some time out to get naked and stop worrying about who might be leaving the beach forever. They fuck in front of a huge open window with the water behind them like they haven’t a care in the world. His cock grows hard I her mouth even before she pulls out her big tits and shows them off. Great BJ here as she devours him with and without her hand working the shaft. It helps that they don’t rush through this one. We get to enjoy this busty blonde wiggling her ass in tight shorts as she sucks cock. Jack naturally returns the favor and has her quivering as hit tongue slips through her shaves lips and finds her clit. Great close up shots of her slit as he rams is hard meat in there. There is good spark here and plenty of nice shots, especially when she is on top and can shake those sexy boobs in his face. Jack pounds away until he is ready to shoot all over her sexy tits and then gives her a kiss for good measure.
Angie Savage & Lela Starr
Angie and Lela are possible new recruits for the squad. When Mitch runs late they pass the time the only way they know how. They get naked and hop into the water. Lela looks really good here and straddles her blonde friend’s face for some super hot 69. Angie looks good with her ass in the air and her face buried in her new friend’s perfectly groomed pussy. I really like the shots at the end with the two girls masturbating side by side. On any other day, these girls would be a lock to land the jobs.
Gina Lynn & Otto Bauer
The only thing CJ can do to save her job is apologize to Mitch, and then fuck him. She puts her full lips to work on his cock and wraps those big tits around it as well. Gina is a great performer and even a scene that has her holding back a bit, she manages to shine. The camera moves in for some close up shots just as she sucks his balls. Skipping the pussy eating, Otto bends Gina over and pumps her pretty pussy from behind. After she shows off her ass in doggy, Gina cleans the cock before getting on top to really show off some energy. He holds her tight while she rubs her clit and rides his cock like she’s riding for her life. Otto finally rolls her over and unloads all over that shaved box. The crew is in tact and sequels are in order.
Bonus: Slide Show, Trailers, BTS, Commercials
