MOVIE TYPE: Parody
146 Mins
Hardcore Parody
DIRECTOR: Ashlynn Brooke
THEMES: Parody
2010
STARS: Tori Black, Carolyn Reese, Diamond Foxx, Gracie Glam, Anthony Rosano, Mikey Butders, Ralph Long,
REVIEW-
OK, this is a movie that is long overdue. Wonder Woman has been crying out for a porn parody treatment in my head since long before there was such a thing. Before we get to how much fun this movie is and before I heap praise on Tori Black for being, well just awesome let me get something off of my chest. There is one woman in porn who should play Wonder Woman and her name is Gianna Michaels. Think about it for a second, perfect. Now let’s get back to Tori. She is gorgeous and handles the little dialog she is given in this movie perfectly. I honestly hope that this is the first movie in a series because there is so much more they could have done with Tori here. They do a nice job of setting up a silly story and getting Dianna off of Paradise Island. I kept waiting for a lesbian scene though. The whole story is ripe for it. Her finale is very good and the dialog getting us there is pretty funny. Some of the sex scenes are little throw-away. Gracie Glam is super hot in her scene. Carolyn Reese’s three way is really good and Diamond Foxx is very well cast as the Amazon Queen. As high as my expectations were, I still really enjoyed this movie. Tori Black won me over with her doe-eyed innocence and her kick ass sex scene. Wonder Woman XXX is a fun, sexy movie that should set the stage for a successful franchise. They have done some great stuff and I certainly I hope we get to see a lot more real soon.
Carolyn Reese & Ralph Long
With the story developing on Paradise Island, the pencil pushes at the US Department of Defense are hard at work. Quite literally hard in the case of Ralph who has his leggy blonde assistant naked on his desk. She gives a quick and decent blowjob. Nothing wrong here, but the action is rather pedestrian. Desktop fucking of a leggy blonde with a shaved pussy and very nice natural boobs. They pick things up with some standing doggy that is very easy on the eyes and features very good energy. Overall this is a good scene but at nearly 30 minutes it feels a little long and runs out of steam before the facial finish.
Diamond Foxx & Mikey Butders
The fallen pilot finally awakes. Dianna summons her mother who knows exactly how to make him feel better. She questions him and then helps bathe him. What she really wants though is his hard cock in her mouth. Nice cock licking shots here before she mounts up and rides him hard, wiggling her ass as she does. For someone who hasn’t seen a man in a long time, the queen has no problem slipping right back into it. She rides in reverse cowgirl, showing off her bit tits and strong thighs. He cums all over her pussy.
Gracie Glam & Bill Bailey
On the set of a porno flick, Gracie and Bill give some hilarious dialog. Some of us can remember the days when porn flicks were just about this bad. Once the sex starts though, Gracie lets her instincts take over and delivers a super fine BJ. Gracie is really cute with a dick in her mouth and shows off a nicely shaped ass as she rides him. Bill holds her cheeks open and even teases her ass a bit. He flips her into piledriver where he fucks and then licks her pussy. This is probably the hottest scene so far in the movie. Gracie is just super cute and fucks like a proper porn girl. If the terrorists are going to defeat us by learning from our porn stars then they are off to a good start. Bill finishes off by shooting a huge load all over her pretty face.
Carolyn Reese, Anthony Rosano & Mikey Butders
The terrorist plot is about to be uncovered. Carolyn is working with the terrorists who are so turned on by the porn set that they just have to fuck her. This time around the sexy blonde shows hot energy right from the start. With a dick slamming her from behind, she looks beautiful and pushes back while devouring the one in front of her. They turn her around and she shows just as much energy as before. Carolyn is very easy on the eyes and there are some really good close up shots of her shaved pussy. The guys keep up their silly accents which is kind of cute, but this works mostly because Carolyn is at her very best. They give her big loads of cream for her tits and she stares at them with lust in her eyes as she encourages their release.
Tori Black & Ralph Long
After collecting the bad guys, Wonder Woman gets busy in a way she has wanted to for years apparently. Though she only seen one man in her life and none naked, she goes right after Ralph’s cock with great skill. This is where all talk of casting goes out the window. Tori Black with a dick in her mouth is always a welcome sight. He turns her around and fucks her from behind. Perfect eye candy and great energy. She even talks dirty just a little bit. She rolls over and fucks with her costume still half on to keep up the appeal. In between positions she sucks him clean and loves the way he pounds her hot little hole. The facial shot ends the movie perfectly from a sexual standpoint but leaves us hanging. What comes next? Hmmmm.
Bonus: Cumshots, Slideshow
