Simpsons: The XXX Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
106 Mins
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DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: Parody
CONDOMS: None
2010
STARS: Andy San Dimas, Briana Blair, Asia Zo, Evan Stone, James Deen, Eddie Adams, Anthony Rosano,

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REVIEW-

OK, let’s get this out before we begin. This is a horrible fucking idea. That’s right, I said it. Bad, bad, bad idea. I don’t know if there are too many of you out there just dying to see American’s favorite animated family getting dirty. (Though there are plenty of X-Rated Simpsons cartoons on the web). To get the right look, it seems that that may have used a little make up, but mostly did it with digital effects. Either way, it looks horrible. I don’t mean that it isn’t convincing, it just hurts my fucking eyes. The scenes go on forever and watching people with such a yellow hue just made me want to grab my sunglasses. Having said that, and just to be clear, I really hated this movie, there are some good points. Andy San Dimas is very entertaining as Marge and James Deen is hilarious as Mo. Whoever they got to do the off camera Homer voice is very good as well. The overall story is simple with Homer just playing around with a camcorder. When the dialog and the accents are the best thing in the movie then you know things are bad. There are some cute girls here, but the make up thing is hard to overcome. Making things worse, the scenes go on forever. They just aren’t good as porn. Personally I am waiting for “Comic Book Guy” to poke his head in and declare “Worst Porn Parody….Ever”

Andy San Dimas & Anthony Rosano

Homer and Marge have a new camera and it seems to bring out the inner slut in Mrs. Simpson. She lets down her big blue hair and drops to the ground so she can suck his cock. I have nothing bad to say about Andy on her knees ever, but the yellow make up is upper hard on the eyes. I keep reaching for my remote to see if I can fix things. (Especially since the cock is only normal.)

Briana Blair & Evan Stone

Right in the middle of the BJ, Homer starts watching a McBain movie. Evan doing his best bad Arnold is pretty funny and Briana is a total hose beast. Still, the hello skin stuff bugs me. Honestly it reminds me of the old SLP VHS tapes I used to make after hours in the video store. After a quick BJ he throws her back and fucks her. Though I found the dialog interesting, the sex appeal of a Simpsons character having sex just isn’t there for me. Body make up (In this movie or in Avatar) also just doesn’t do anything for me. Briana is a pretty good performer so the reverse cowgirl is all right, but it’s all yellow dude. (Don’t eat yellow snatch?) The scene just drags on forever. Good scenes are better long, but forgettable fodder with body make up should probably be kept down to under ten minutes. The only part that is interesting is watching her wipe his cum from her ass at the end to see if it smears her make up.

Asia Zo & James Deen

Homer gives his camera to Mo who sets it up for a meeting with Cookie Kwan. The dialog here is funny and James proves once again that he is one the industry’s best actors. Thanks to some clever lies, Mo gets a piece of Cookie’s cookie. Little Asia has a very good mouth and delivers a two-fisted blowjob. He bends her over and fucks her hard. In this scene the lighting and effects are so obvious that I almost wish everyone had been in full make up. (And the picture quality is so annoying that it’s pushing me dangerously close to some jokes that just ain’t right.) As much as I like Asia, this is another scene that runs out of steam less than halfway through. There is a pretty good pop at the end as she pulls out of her and shoots a big load up onto her face while she strokes her clit.

Andy San Dimas

We return to Marge getting frisky. This time she shows off her ass and spreads her legs to let him eat her pussy. A POV pussy licking scene is always a dicey proposition, but when you add to it the yellow skin and purple hair (Blue plus yellow equals purple after all) makes it unwatchable. The POV fucking is a little better. If someone does have a Simpsons fetish, the way Andy plays Marge and the great Homer voice might make this work. Nice POV action here. Andy has a great ass that looks amazing in any color and makes this scene at least tolerable. It goes on way too long of course, but I’m sure someone out there is marveling at just what a dick starved slut Marge is. She ends up taking a load on her face and has a really good time with it.

Bonus: Popshots, BTS, Before and After Slideshow, Pinups Slideshow, Pop Shot Recap

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