Official Deal or No Deal Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
133 Mins.
3rd Degree
www.ThirdDegreeFilms.comDIRECTOR: Miles Long
THEMES: Parody, Blondes
CONDOMS: None
2010
STARS: Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Gracie Glam, Lizz Tayler, Diamond Foxxx, Teagan Summers, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Mr. Pete, Mark Wood, John Strong
www.ThirdDegreeFilms.comREVIEW-
Game shows are tough for the porn parody genre, but this one is actually pretty interesting. Michael Vegas plays Howie, the quirky host of the simple game show. This movie is a clips show, displaying some of the stuff that was too hot for US TV. Apparently Canada is much more lenient so our neighbors to the north get to enjoy Alexis Texas fucking for fun. The bootilicious blonde plays one of the case girls. Since they are the primary reason to watch the show, there is some fantasy appeal here. Of course, Alexis makes the scene great, fantasy appeal or not. Brooklyn Lee follows that one up with a really hot anal scene. I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. Gracie Glam is always fun and she gets to play with the Banker a bit for some more fantasy appeal. Teagan Summers and Lizz Tayler team up for a really hot three way. Lizz steals the show here. She’s super cute, very talented and I would love to open her case any time. Diamond Foxx fucks Howie in the finale. It’s not a bad scene, but it has more fantasy than stroke appeal. Overall the movie has a few laughs, pokes fun at the show and has better than average sex scenes. If given the choice, take this deal, enjoy Alexis and Lizz and laugh a little in between strokes.
Alexis Texas & Mark Wood
When hillbilly Mark actually wins the million dollars, Howie is in trouble. They don’t actually have the cash and have to come up with something quick. He is offered the chance to fuck suitcase girl Alexis Texas live on camera. Worth a million bucks? I don’t know about that, but it’s sure a lot of fun to watch. Alexis curls up next to him and jerks his cock while bobbing her mouth on it. She’s a pretty chick and really knows how to give on-screen head. He licks her for a few seconds and then just sticks his dick into her in mish. She throws a leg up on his shoulders and takes his deep driving thrusts. When Mark flips her over we get to see what has made Alexis famous. That ass is perfect and when she looks over her shoulder to flash him that smile it is a wonder he doesn’t just lose a load deep into her. There are even better ass shots when she gets into cowgirl and works her hips. Alexis fucks like she knows that every guy watching is jerking off to the sight of her amazing cheeks and the result is fantastic. Good close up shots and great energy add to the stunning ass shots to make this a memorable opening scene. The pop shot on her waiting tongue is just the icing on the cake.
Brooklyn Lee & John Strong
John gets a big offer and wants to take it. Brooklyn begs him to go for the big money. He agrees, but only if she will take it up the ass. The leggy slut spreads and grabs her heels letting him lick her box in preparation for the main event. She takes his cock in her mouth and shows us how she made it this long without anal. Any wife who sucks cock like this is bound to keep her hubby happy even without opening the booty. She gets on top and screams like she’s being split open during the cowgirl. It doesn’t really seem like they even need to go for anal because her pussy is gushing and he is having fun banging away. They slow down for the anal entry, but it doesn’t take long for John to pick up steam as he stretches that tight little butthole. Great looking RCA as she throws those legs up in the air and rubs her pussy while he’s buried in her butthole. He pulls out and shoots all over her pretty ass, glazing those cheeks before going after the big money.
Gracie Glam & Mr. Pete
The banker is the mysterious figure on the show. Gracie breaks right into his office after getting a bad offer. She offers him head for a better offer and he happily fucks that pretty face until she gags. The BJ is good, but too short. He pulls her up onto the desk quickly and starts fucking her pussy as her tits spill out of her tiny dress. They get into some really hard doggy as Gracie bends over the desk, sticks out her hot ass and just gets pummeled into submission. After a good solid fuck, she gets back on her knees to suck his cock clean. The sexy little babe is ready for an even harder fuck the second time around and then happily gobbles up his goop at the end. You have to love the way she sucks every drop out of him while looking up with those pretty eyes. Yes, Howie I’ll take that deal.
Lizz Tayler, Teagan Summers & Anthony Rosano
When Anthony comes in for an audition, Lizz and Teagan put him through a sexual ordeal. They oil up his chest and threaten to make is life difficult if he refuses their advances. (Yea, like that’s going to happen.) Teagan orders Lizz to taste the cock and the pretty little brunette goes right after it. She looks super hot on her tummy with the cock in her mouth. This is just a warm up though because Teagan gets into 69 and tries to steal the scene. Even then, Lizz manages to wrestle away the cock and grabs the spotlight by nearly deep throating his dick. If you haven’t seen this babe yet, do yourself a favor and enjoy her ASAP. The girls climb up onto the desk and Anthony starts fucking Lizz from behind. Great dirty talk here as she rubs her clit and eats Teagan’s pussy. This is a good three-way, but Lizz is far and away the star here. She is a hot fuck who talks dirty and looks like a wet dream come true. She ends up jerking his cock until it explodes all over her tongue. The girls share the load like good girls do. Lizz, I have a deal for you. Come check out my suitcase when you can.
Diamond Foxxx & Michael Vegas
After the show Howie is tracked down by a stalker. He has germ issues, but knows that the only way to get rid of her is to give her the cock. This blonde cougar goes right after it and gets her spit all up and down that hot rod. They get her into reverse cowgirl quickly and she fucks like a crazy bitch. Diamond slaps her hips down, screams and makes her big tits shake. He pounds the hell out of her and she just loves it. This is a good scene, but it works as a finale only because of the parody value. Diamond is plenty hot, but we’ve already seen Alexis and Lizz so she is swimming upstream there. The cumshot in the glass jar is kind of fun though.
Bonus: BTS, Trailers, Gallery, Popshots
