Hollywood Icons Come to Life
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
117 Mins.
Tom Byron Pictures
DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden
THEMES: Celebrities, Classic Movie Stars
CONDOMS: None
2010
TARS: McKenzie Lee, Britney Amber, Kaci Star, Nika Noir, Anthony Rosano, Rocco Reed, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn
REVIEW-
With virtually everything under the sun getting the porn parody treatment, this movie seems like a great idea. Lizzy Borden is recreating some great moments in cinema with an X-rate twist. It’s a great idea with some iconic figures like Marilyn, Elvis and Audrey Hepburn here. The movie isn’t as impressive as the idea though. There are some hot girls in the cast, but the sex is really vanilla. Sometimes the costumes, hair and make up take us into the icon fantasy, but too often the lack of extra effort leaves it feeling cheap and unfinished. McKenzie Lee opens the movie as Audrey Hepburn. She fucks Elvis for some reason and isn’t bad. Britney Amber plays Marilyn and would seem to fit the role better. Her scene is just kind of average though and doesn’t’ really take advantage of the Marilyn fantasy. Kaci Star and Tom Byron do a Chaplin scene that is interesting. Kaci’s fucking hot so I liked it. Nika Noir is a great cavewoman and Jennifer White is really good as Cleopatra. I like the idea of this movie and many of the costumes are good. The sex is a little flat and without any effort (save for the Chaplin scene) to set up the fantasy appeal there just isn’t enough to really recommend here. It’s good, but could be much better.
McKenzie Lee & Anthony Rosano
Ever wonder what Audrey Hepburn would look like fucking Elvis? OK me either, but that is exactly what we get here. At the risk of losing “man†points I confess that my all time celebrity crush is not on Marilyn or Farah, but on Audrey. There is just something about her that drives me wild. I’m not sure McKenzie is a dream choice for Audrey and I have no idea what Elvis has to do with anything, but she has the dress, the tiara and starts sucking his cock so let’s just enjoy the ride shall we. The gloves aid the two-fisted hand job she gives while sucking him off. He bends her over and rams his cock right into her. It’s tough to argue with the dirty talk thanks to her accent. She really rides hard, shaking her tits for the camera then ramming them into his face while she shows us her ass. Great energy here and a nice load on her chin and her big tits.
Britney Amber & Rocco Reed
Marilyn Monroe and Jolting Joe get going next. Without much set up, she takes his cock into her mouth. Britney is blonde with the right hair I suppose, but that’s kind of it on the Marilyn angle. She pulls her tits out after the blowjob and bends over to get fucked. Nice energy here in this simple little fantasy play. Good big ass shots here, but the white dress is really the only Marilyn aspect so it’s not really strong fantasy play. When she turns around we get a nice view of her thighs and pumping pussy. He shoots all over her tits and she licks up the last few drops.
Kaci Star & Tom Byron
This one is kind o cute as both Tom and Kaci are dressed up as Charlie Chaplin. They mirror each other and provide sexy silent picture dialog. He starts fucking her face and then quickly turns her over. The make up and top hat are a little odd, but probably provide fantasy appeal for someone. I love the sight of her big ass as she gets fucked right between her furry pussy lips. Great big butt shots during the cowgirl as well. Kaci works her hips like crazy. He covers her made up face wit his load and she sucks it clean like a good little tramp.
Jennifer White & Evan Stone
Cleopatra and Mark Anthony act out the X Rated version of this classic film. Jennifer and Evan The make up and costumes are genuine so the fantasy play is high as she gags on his long cock. Hot BJ footage here before she throws her legs back and lets him eat her smooth little box. She takes every inch from behind, but really gets busy when she is on top. Her dirty talk and energy increase in reverse cowgirl and she grinds her hips to take every inch. The doggy is really nice as she arches her back and waits to turn around and take a load on cue.
Nika Noir & Tommy Gunn
Nika does her best Raquel Welch when she goes cavewoman on Tommy. They start with a kiss and lose the animal skins quickly. She keeps kissing when she gets down to his cock, delivering a killer blowjob that really is the highlight of the movie so far. Bending her over, Tommy fucks her pretty hold hard from behind. Great leg shots and we can forget for a moment that she has a very nicely shaved pussy for someone living before razors were invented. The ass shots are really nice and she bounces on his dick like they are about to discover fire. He shoots all over her big tits just like millions of men dreamed of doing to Raquel.
Bonus: BTS, Photo Gallery, Trailers
