This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX (Blu-Ray)
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
125 Mins.
Hustler
www.Hustler.com
THEMES: Parody, Anal Sex, Cheerleaders, Glory Hole
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Mary Carey, Cody Carmichael, Breanne Benson, Diamond Foxxx, Dyana Vendetta, Dale DaBone, Nicki Hunter, Britney Amber, Mr. Pete,
REVIEW-
Seriously? Who makes the decisions on parodies at Hustler? Game shows are a bad idea in general, but this one? Other than the catchy theme song and the obvious need for a Tod Hunter cameo, what the fuck is the PFA (Parody Fantasy Appeal) to this show? Does anyone really have kinky Alex Trebek fantasies? Without any reason for a parody we are stuck with Dale DaBone in a cheesy moustache as Trebek. Is there some law that Dale has to be in every parody? If so then we need to quickly repeal this law. He just manages to get in the way and provides scenes that are flat and uninteresting pretty much every time. Joining him in the cast are a cast of women who seem rather disinterested in sex in general. Some of the scenes (the better ones actually) come from other movies. That makes it a bit of a “wrap around†movie as well as a parody. There are moments when they have found a way to give us something where there was nothing. The Nicki Hunter anal scene is a sexual highlight. Brittney Amber as a glory hole cheerleader is ready to make all of your dirty fantasies come true. Those are the two best scenes, but Cody Carmichael is pretty hot as well. I still don’t really see the point of this movie, but there are a few laughs and some good sexual moments. It’s not great but it’s not bad either.
Before doing Alex’s make up, Mary hits the shower. We get to watch as she undresses, soaps her body and lets the warm water caress her huge tits and long legs. Eventually she get so turned on that she just has to slide fingers into her hole. Nice looking solo here, especially if you like action in the shower. The leg shots are really good and Mary has a new set of knockers that will probably be on display again later.
Breanne Benson & Dale DaBone
Before taping the show, Alex needs a massage. Breanne is happy to help him with all of the areas of his body that are “stiff†and starts with his modest meat stick. Her mouth slips easily over him and she works him to a throbbing wet state of readiness. Spreading her legs she lets him fuck her smooth slit and seems relatively interested in what he’s got to offer. It’s a rather bland sex scene without a ton of PFA (Parody Fantasy Appeal) for anyone who isn’t just dying to imagine what the host of Jeopardy is like in the sack. Vanilla sex is all right when the girl is hot enough I guess. Breanne looks good bent over and I like her as a performance, she just doesn’t have much to work with here. She ends up taking the load on her face as the highlight of the scene.
Dyana Vendetta
Playing the game, the contestants are treated a video clue that includes Dyana on her knees sucking three cocks at once. She doesn’t offer up much eye contact, but has a pretty face and works on three dicks at once with relative skill. She also has a pretty damn nice set of tits that we see for a little bit as the guys move around and try to get into position. This mini blow bang is a little slow because the guys really offer nothing but mid-sized dicks and zero energy. On the other hand, Dyana is pretty cute and smiles a bit as they near climax. The facial shots are pretty good too. She keeps her mouth open and wears a lot of jizz before they are finished.
Britney Amber & Anthony Rosano
In another visual clue, cheerleader Brittany sits on the toilet with a huge cock poking through a glory hole. Without a word she leans over and takes it into her mouth. I love the uniform and the glory hole thing is always fun. Brit keeps it hot by rubbing the faceless dick against her pussy from the front and then bending over to fuck it. When that just isn’t enough she has Anthony join her so she can ride on it. Great looking reverse cowgirl as her shaved pussy gets totally worked. She gets down on the ground and plays with her pussy while begging for him to cum on her face. You really can’t ask for much more than that from a horny young cheer slut.
Nicki Hunter & Danny Mountain
Another video clue has Nicki on her knees sucking on Danny’s cock. This is a super hot blowjob (from Keeping it up for the Kard-Assians) that features a dirty talking Nicki playing the role of dick-starved cougar perfectly. She drools, shakes her ass and talks about being voted best cocksucker in her college class. Mounting up on the stairs, she slams her ass down into his lap and fucks with a big smile on her face. We get a really nice look at her bouncing tits before she decides to bend over and let him take her from behind. The pussy is not enough though. Nicki takes her young stud over to the couch, spreads her legs and slams her ass down around him. This scene was a hot anal fuck the first time I watched it and it’s pretty great this time around. She begs for his load on her face and sucks him clean. Hot action here for sure.
Cody Carmichael & Mr. Pete
Diamond Foxxx winds the game, leaving Pete and Codi to drown their sorrows in each other. With a big smile on her face, the pretty blonde drops to her knees and starts desperately sucking his fat cock. A longer blowjob would be good, but the way she looks bent over getting fucked is enough reason to cut it short. After another short BJ, she mounts up in reverse cowgirl and works her hips. This chick looks really good squat fucking and provides plenty of raw energy. She fucks him good and hard until he shoots his load onto her face. Codi sucks the last few drops out and smiles as she savors the flavor.
Diamond Foxxx & Dale DaBone
Diamond is angry about the sexed up episode and wants to take it up with Alex. For someone who was offended by the sexual nature of the questions, she sure gets on her knees quickly. She makes short work of that cock and sucks his balls until they have a nice shine to them. She bends over and takes that slicked shaft right into her waiting twat. I guess this is the real Final Jeopardy that we never get to see. Diamond rolls over for some good looking mish before mounting up. This girl has quite an ass and pumps up and down on his dick. Dale manages to give her a pretty good load to close out the action.
Bonus: BTS, Bloopers, Trailer, Slide Show, Commercials
