Outbreak of Yellow Fever Hits Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Company foresees uncontrollable outbreak
April 4, 2005-Canoga Park, Ca- Zero Tolerance Entertainment has been struck by a severe outbreak of Yellow Fever. The company warns consumers of adult product that Yellow Fever causes one or more of the following: blindness, sticky or hairy palms and premature or uncontrollable ejaculation. Yellow Fever, the first all Asian fuck-fest from Zero Tolerance Entertainment will be making its way to American shores as early as April 13, 2005. Signs of Yellow Fever include; Lucy Lee, Nautica Thorn, Finesse Navaro, Lyla Lei, Lacey Thom, Charmane, and Jayna Oso. Yellow Fever is highly contagious but not life threatening. However those with heart problems or high blood pressure should exercise extreme caution while viewing Yellow Fever. The only way to prevent Yellow Fever is to pick up a vaccination DVD at your local adult retailer or online retailer. Zero Tolerance is making the cost of a vaccination DVD affordable but encourages people to pick up the title quickly before public panic sets in and people begin pillaging and hoarding.
“We are encouraging all Americans to pay attention to the outbreak of Yellow Fever. It will be the topic of conversation around the water cooler on April 14th. I highly suggest that people pick up many copies of Yellow Fever to have in case of an emergency. You never know when a loved one will need a copy,” said Zero Tolerance spokesman Travis Nestor . “We also want the people not to panic as we are making more and more of the Yellow Fever vaccination.”
Yellow Fever was brought to America but Zero Tolerance President Greg Alves who also directed the title. It is predicted that Yellow Fever will soon spread across the United States uncontrollably and make its way to Europe shortly thereafter.
“The title will also be made available on our website www.ztvideo.com where the entire world can download the movie. We hope this will help in the curing people’s desire for Yellow Fever,” said Nestor.
For more information on Zero Tolerance Entertainment or Yellow Fever please visit: www.ztvideo.com