Name: Dick Rambone Cock

Type of Toy: Super Sized Dong (Rubber)

Bottom Line: This thing is HUGE

Price: $25.95 From PEXXX.Com

Size: 15qvzzq Long/7 3/4qvzzq Around, 2 1/2qvzzq Thick

Material: Rubber

Best For: Size Kings & Queens

Review

I got myself into this one by putting this monster dong on my wish list. (Thank you Jeff in Texas for sending it.) I knew it was going to be big, but when I actually got it I was amazed. Do they really expect us to use something this huge? Or is it just for girls with serious horse dick fetishes? (Hmmm, come to think of it….) Since I asked for it I certainly had to give it a try. The following review and the accompanying pictures chronicle my adventures with Rambone.

First let me say that this toy requires much lube. I guess if you’re really into self mutilation you could try it without but I grabbed my bottle of ID lube before I ever took Rambone out of the box. I figured I would need to work up to this big boy so I used my fingers and some of my favorite toys first. When I was really wet and quite turned on, I began playing with it and sucking it a bit. The texture of Rambone is a little rough for me. I tend to like the more flesh like dildos and this one could have been softer on the outside, making it more pleasing on the inside of my mouth. It was actually a lot of fun taking it in my mouth because I do enjoy a good oral challenge. Maybe some day I will show everyone the pictures I took while sucking it. To be honest, I am proud to say that I did quite well with this big guy in my mouth.

As it always does sucking on something big made me even wetter and it was time to lube Rambone up and give him a try. I applied a liberal amount of ID Lube to the head and shaft with my hands and used the rest to add to my own natural lubrication. This is a thick toy which I actually like. It’s a little thicker than any real cock I’ve had but the extra lube and my already excited state made the vaginal invasion much easier. (And quite pleasurable I might add.) I liked the initial stretching sensation and how full it made me feel, but could tell right away that there was no way very much of that was going to fit into me. I applied some more lube to my fingers and rubbed them along my pussy lips, helping ease the insertion of a few more inches. One thing that is really nice about Rambone is that he’s got plenty of spare inches to use as a handle and the balls actually serve that purpose quite well.

You will have to excuse the lack of pictures at this point, but since I am taking them myself I tend to forget about them when I get lost in a a moment. Once I got it a few inches in me and was able to get a bit of a stroke going, it felt quite spectacular. Big cocks are a good thing when a man knows how to use what he’s got. Since I got to put just enough of this monster into me, it was a whole lot of fun. I actually was happiest with just a couple of inches inside of me and my free hand on other pleasure zones. (My nipples first then my outer lips and finally my clit.) I enjoyed feeling so full without being really pounded so I was able to get get off with some finger help. It was such a tight fit that I pushed it right out of my pussy when I came. You can see a picture I snapped while still trying to catch my breath. (And yes, that is my cum mixed with the lube on Rambone in the picture)

Since I promised to at least try this thing anally, I did it really quickly, not wanting to tense up or lose my momentum. I added more lube to the toy and the proposed area of invasion and rolled over. The pictures here don’t show any penetration and that’s because there really wasn’t much of any. It felt pretty good sliding between my cheeks, bigger than anything I’ve had back there, that’s for sure. I just wasn’t able to get it in from this position. I suppose I could have tried other angles, but to be honest, it’s just too big for me to take anally. Maybe if I had someone to help me guide it in, but even then it would be quite a stretch. (Pun intended. As you can see from the top picture, I am still nice and tight back there.)

As as side note, I always like the suction cup on the base of dongs like these. It makes it easy to stick to the side of my shower or the mirrored door on my closet. I do this because I really enjoy being able to suck on a toy and have it feel more natural on my knees. It also allows for some penetration doggy style which I wanted to try with this one. The problem is that the Rambone dong is so big and so heavy that it really doesn’t stick very well. It keeps falling to the ground and even when I got it to stick, doggy wasn’t as easy because it hung at such an awkward angle.

Overall, this is a fun toy for people who want to play around. Some people might be able to work more of it into them then I did, but I got more than my share. I would like to see one this size made of softer material to make it easier on the mouth, skin and insides. It was a lot of fun to play with, fantasize with and eventually it helped me get off while feeling quite filled.

Weaknesses: Size is extreme, making it tough for hard penetration. Too much for my ass.

It could also have been a little softer on the outside.

Batteries Needed: None

Clean Up: Easy

Similar Products: If you’re going to use this, Lube is a MUST. ID Lube is my favorite.