This Ain’t Two and a Half Men XXX
This Ain’t Two and a Half Men XXXMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
95 Mins
Hustler
THEMES: Parody
2010
STARS: Evan Stone, James Deen, Madison Ivy, Jenna Presley, Brooke Lee Adams, Janey Jones, Dylan Ryder, Eric John, Patrick J Knight
REVIEW-
If this movie seems like an odd choice for a porn parody, it is. If it seems unlikely that they could come up with anything really hot, it is. There just isn’t much here in the way of fantasy appeal. James Deen and Evan Stone do what they can with a script that isn’t awful, but I just don’t really see the point. Some of the girls are attractive enough. Madison Ivy is always fun to watch. More from her would have been really good. Brooke Lee Adams is sexy and actually handles her dialog well. The scenes are a little too short and most of them are vanilla to the point of being instantly forgettable. They aren’t bad, just not great. The whole movie is kind of like that. It’s good, kind of funny, sort of sexy and just kind of flat overall.
Evan Stone & Madison Ivy
When he isn’t drinking and insulting his brother, Charlie (Evan Stone) is busy entertinaing busty sluts like Madison. He gets her all warmed up with his tongue and then drops his big cock into her mouth. Madison is always fun to watch and really gives his long dong some special attention in this scene. Bending over she looks ready to explode when he hits her deep from behind. This is a hot scene, but the lighting looks odd and there are times when it almost seems to be out of focus. That can’t take away from the heat though. Madison goes into reverse cowgirl and really shows off her smoking body. My goodness this babe has a set of tits on her that will set you on fire. They go for an internal pop that she greedily scoops up with her fingers to get a good taste.
Jenna Presley & Dyan Ryder
Alen’s girlfriend has turned to his ex wife for help. She gives the young girl a dildo and Jenna is off to the races. The moans are a tad over the top since she starts in high gear and just never slows down. At least she is showing some effort thoug and that fits nicely with the busty eye candy she always manages to provide. It is safe to say that this little purple toy has found a way to keep her very, very happy.
Brooke Lee Adams, Janey Jones & Evan Stone
Brooke Lee Adams plays the crazy neighbor Rose to perfection. She wants Charlie and brings over her new girflreidn to intice him. The girls share the cock, passing it back and forth. I’m loving Brooke these days, but her little blonde friend is pretty easy on the eyes as well. Once Evan is prepped, Brooke squats over him and rubs her pussy while Janey gives it a few final strokes with her mouth. Other than Brooke’s cute voice this is a rather vanilla scene. With minimal parody fantasy appeal to begin with it kind slides from unremarkeable to mostly forgettable fairly quickly. Janey helps jerk him off into Brooke’s pussy for a finish that is at least interesting.
Jenna Presley & James Deen
Putting their difficulties behind them, Allen and Candy rush off to the bedroom. He quickly gobbles up her big tits and throws her panties aside so he can get at her sticky stantch. She opens right up and lets him fuck that hole. Once again we have a scene with little to know parody fantasy appeal so it relies on the strength of the sexual heat. After a very quick blowjob, she lets him tit fuck her a bit. That’s interesting, but the scene is just too brief to really let Jenna and James get going. Nice dirty talk and big tits shaking during this scene. He pulls out and sprays all over her tits. It may not be great, but it’s good and good works for me.
Dylan Ryder & Eric John
Alan’s ex finishes off a date by throwing him on the couch and sucking his cock. It is antoeher random scene, but features some loud and enthusiastic cock sucking from the sultry brunette. He pulls her up and fucks her while holding on to her big ass. She turns around and rubs herself while working up and down. There is nothing wrong with this scene. It’s kind of hot. I just can’t figure out if there is any real fantasy appeal here. If you like watching Dylan fuck then it’s just fine. He shoots onto her tits and they finish with a little sitcom hilarity
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Trailers Commercials
