This Ain’t Cougar Town XXX
This Ain’t Cougar Town XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
98 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury
CONDOMS: None
2011
THEMES: Cougars
STARS: Tory Lane, Phoenix Marie, Emma Rae, Dylan Ryder, Evan Stone, Ralph Long, Alec Knight & Dane Cross
REVIEW-
Time for another quick and dirty parody from Hustler. This time it’s the relationship comedy Cougar Town that gets done up. It’s kind of done well I guess. Dylan Ryder plays the wine-loving neurotic lead character. She is going through some minor identity issues, dealing with her son growing up and her crazy ex. Nothing is really set up though. Her best friend is still fucking even after years of marriage, her partner is banging her ex and her son is trying to get into his girl’s pants. Pretty simple I guess. It just doesn’t have a lot of laughs other than Ralph Long’s hair and Phoenix Marie’s out of this world dirty talk. Sexually the movie is pretty good. Phoenix Marie is fantastic. She gives up her ass and talks her way through the best fuck of the movie. Tory Lane goes hard for some outside fun that shows off her big ass. Emma Rae is a cute little thing who represents the younger crowd quite nicely. Dylan has a solo scene and one at the end that isn’t bad, but doesn’t live up to the others. The scenes are shorter than they could be, a little vanilla, but they look good and have good energy. It’s a decent parody and a decent stroke flick. Nothing more, nothing less.
Tory Lane & Ralph Long
The married neighbors never let an erection go to waste. All it takes is a hint of a stiff one to turn Tory into the dick sucking slut we know she is. Aggressive as always, Tory hoves it between her tits, gags on it and basically sucks like she hasn’t seen a dick in years. Mounting her husband in 69, she grinds her pussy on his face and absolutely devours his dick. Still partially in her bikini she turns around and arches her back until that hot big ass sticks out. No dick for that booty today though. He pulls out of her pussy in spoon and sprays his load on her neatly trimmed bush. See, there is still love and lust even after years of marriage.
Dealing with her changing body, Dylan checks herself out in the mirror for a while. She likes what she sees and slowly lets her hands drift down between her legs. Why not? It’s good enough to eat so it must be good enough to play with. Brekaing out her avorit toy, she slides it up into her tight pussy and reminds herself of just how good solo sex can be. Hot little side scene before we get back to the fucking.
Phoenix Marie & Evan Stone
The big secret is that Jules’ assistant is fucking her ex. They take full advantage of the fact that the office is empty. Evan grabs her bit tits from behind and gives them a good squeeze. Always anxious, she turns around and stuffs his long dong into her mouth. I really like watching this woman fuck, but things happen at such a brisk pace here that we really don’t have a good chance to enjoy them. There are some great shots during cowgirl and Phoenix reaches around to finger her own ass. He bends her over and sticks his cock right into her big ass. Great looking anal action here and Phoenix provides the sort of dirty talk that might just drive you bonkers. Watching him go from pussy to ass and back again while she trash talks is just too fucking hot. Even Evan has to salute that kind of filth with a great shot on her waiting tongue. Even though it’s too short, this scene is awesome jerkable smut.
Emma Rae & Dane Cross
With mom finally out for the night Dane can hook up with hit hot little girlfriend. Emma is a cute thing with lots of ink and a sexy look in her eyes as she gets her mouth around his throbbing tool. Decent lookg head here before Dane strips her out of her shorts and pulls her skinny hips up onto his prick. This title little cutie bounces up and down and is as loud as you could hope for. Dane flips her over and works that tiny shaved pussy. Emma looks like she could barely take a cock in there, but it fits nicely and seems to love it. The cougars may rule this town, but as Emma begs for and receieves a nice load on her face it is clear that teens aren’t too bad either.
Dylan Ryder & Alec Knight
After finding out that her friend if sucking her ex, Jules gets depressed. What better way to break out of it than to fuck the handsome bartender. She takes out her tits and shoves them in his face while rubbing his cock. Dropping her mouth down to it, she works slowly at first, taking all she can and then doubling up her efforts. Compared to the last few scenes, this one is a little sleepy for a while. The close ups shots during reverse cowgirl are quite good, but it takes Dylan a while to really pick up full speed. He ends up shooting all over her tits. Not a bad scene, it just isn’t much of a climax.
Bonus: Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, BTS, Commercials.
