Steve Steele Interview
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Alright, there we go. Okay, we’re recording. We only have an hour and forty-five minutes left, so let’s try and keep it brief. Alright, I’m going to get close to you here.
Uh-oh.
Tell everyone who we’re with and why we’re talking to you.
My name is Steve Steele, and you’re talking to me because I’m one kick-ass porn director.
A kick-ass porn director.
Yeah.
Who directs kick-ass porn.
Yes, but not for Kick Ass.
No. For?
www.SteveSteelePresents.com and www.SexedUpSuperheroines.com
Let’s talk about the latter first.
Okay.
Because it’s kind of a new thing you’ve been doing recently.
It is. It’s my newer site. Each month, I try to keep to that schedule. I release another episode of the continuing adventures of the J.I.S.M Girls. And J.I.S.M Girls is J-I-S-M Girls which stands for the Jamboree of the Invincible Super Mutant Girls.
Very creative.
Thank you.
And how far along in the story arc are we?
We have the first three episodes available, with the fourth episode hopefully being shot later this month.
I just recently reviewed Part Three.
Yes.
Very, very hot and sexy scene.
Yes, with Franchezca Valentina playing Arachnia, who is a super-heroine with spider-esque powers.
And that one consists of a really great sex scene, but also a really cool fight scene between Arachnia and Spider Boy.
We call him the Man Fly, actually.
Man Fly.
Spiders versus flies, you know? They’re natural enemies in nature so we thought it would be appropriate. Yeah, there’s a really good fight scene in there, followed by a really good sex scene. It’s really great. It’s great. I’m very proud of that installment, I have to say.
Now, you’re not in part three, is that correct?
No, I’m not. I’m the voice of the super villain, but I disguise my voice, and no, that’s not me. That’s not me. Big, nine-inch schlong, no, that’s not me, unfortunately.
But you’ve been in previous episodes.
I was in episode one, vocally, playing Dr. Steele. Who, Dr. Steele is sort of like what Magneto is to the–what are they called?
The X-Men?
Yeah, but what are the evil X-Men called? The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, is that what they’re called? The Brotherhood? They’re called the Brotherhood, something like that. What Magneto is the Brotherhood, Dr. Steele is to the villains who fight the J.I.S.M. Girls. The J.I.S.M. Girls are like the X-Men, except there’s no men, it’s only girls.
And then they’re not technically X-Men, right? They’re born female?
Yes. The J.I.S.M. Girls are not technically girls either, they’re all over 18. They’re JISM Women. Yes, they’re all born women and they remain women through out their lives. (He laughs)
Well, you never know, right?
Right.
Future choices, they could become X-Women.
Yes.
X-EX.
There you go.
That’s a funnier joke in a text interview than an audio one.
Yes, I know.
EX. Look it up. Never mind. Point being, so who have you had starring in previous episodes?
Episode one was a girl-girl scene with Sammie Rhodes and Sinn Sage. Sammie everyone obviously knows who that is. Sinn is a little lesser-known great girl-girl performer, and that’s a real hot scene. Great set in that one. I kind of wanted to have really nice sets and costumes and lighting, and I wanted to shoot them like comic books. So I’ve got a lot of Dutch angles and vivid colors-I know I shouldn’t have said vivid-and striking colors. (He laughs) And continuing plot lines and special effects and fighting. I really wanted to make an adult comic book come to life.
Okay. You also do Hypno movies. We’ve seen you as Dr. Mes–
Dr. Mesmer, yes. My other website which is called stevesteelepresents.com-which that’s Steele with three es, and I’ll assume you know how to spell Steve and presents, I won’t waste valuable time spelling stevesteelepresents.com-that is a hypno fetish site, where we tell stories, again, comedic stories with sex, where we pretend that the girls are hypnotized into having sex.
And it is just pretend, no one is actually hypnotized?
No, no, I wish I had that power. I’d get laid a lot more.
Don’t we all-don’t we all. (he laughs) I’d get laid a lot more in my personal life. Now that must be a lot of fun for you, though, you get to pretend to have a lot of control over some names that we recognize.
Yeah, yeah. You know that site has been up for about a year, and I kind of feel like I’m the “Star Search” of porn because I shot a lot of girls before they were big names who now are big names. I actually did a scene with both Tiffany Taylor and Lacey Heart, the Vivid Girl and former Vivid Girl, now, in the same scene together, with me. Yes, that was fun. And I shot Ava Rose-who’s a contract girl at Adam and Eve, I think–early in her career. And cult legend Maya Hills, who is actually back.
You were one of the first to shoot Maya Hills.
I was one of the first to shoot Maya. I think I was the fourth person to shoot her.
You sent me a picture of her very early on, and then she was on every box cover for about a week, and gone.
I know.
Very hot girl.
And then another girl I shot recently is Alexis Love. Do you know who Alexis Love is?
I do, yes.
She is blowing up all over the place. Beautiful 18-year-old girl. And then I went back and shot an actual porn star in the last installment, Daisy Marie.
A super porn star.
Yeah, super porn star. Great performer. Great sexual actress. I love that girl.
You worked with her yourself?
Yeah I did. On the Hypno site, I’m in most of the scenes because (helicopter noise interrupts) ha, helicopter, holding for the helicopter.
They’re coming to get you.
This is live.
The proof we’re doing this live, we’re actually doing this live from South Central.
That’s very true. I’m down here looking for talent.
Well, Sorority Row at USC is about a block away, so you can find lots of talent not very far from here.
What was the question again? Oh yeah, yeah, I perform in the Hypno ones because they take a lot of mainstream style acting to hypnotize the girl. What is called the induction, the “you are getting sleepy, sleepy, when you wake up you will suck my dick,” that’s called an induction and it’s very verbal, and a lot of porn actors can’t handle that, so I do that.
So you’re an exceptionally-talented porn actor.
Yeah. Exceptionally-talented actor doing porn? I don’t know if I’m an exceptionally-talented porn actor, but I give it my all.
I see.
Ego-maniac in here.
No, it’s okay, you’re the evil Dr. Steele.
That’s true.
You’re a megalo maniac.
In the hypno ones, I play two characters continually. One is Dr. Mesmer who is this crazy hyponotist who made an instructional video “How to Pick Up Girls Through Hypnosis” that is the storyline of Hypno Fucked 1 and then he goes on to get a chair at a local university in Hypno Fucked 2: Dr. Mesmer Goes to College. And then he actually appears in a download that I just gave you to review. I hope to do another Dr. Mesmer feature soon.
Now, you have future plans for the J.I.S.M Girls? Any ideas for casting on some ultimate super heroine type babes?
Well, you know, I’m trying to go along the lines of what you see in a comic book. Like I said earlier, I’m trying to make these look like adult comic books come to life, so I do like to go with the shapely, buxom type of girls, like your Sammy Roads and Franchezca Valentina, so I’m thinking-and I’d love to get Tiffany Taylor, she’d be perfect if she could ever get out of her contract at Riveted-Gianna, who I’m actually shooting for my Hypno site, so that’s kind of bad timing. I’m hoping to book Annette Shorts for the next episode, but she’s in and out of the country and very hard to book, but that’s my next goal.
So, lucky you, you get to hypnotize and have sex with Gianna.
Yes, yes I do.
Would you care to gloat and laugh at all the guys listening to this right now?
Don’t get me wrong, the job is fun, but it’s also a lot of work. And one of the things about hypno fetish is, the fans of hypno fetish like the girl to be completely controlled, which means a lot of the times the girl remains entranced and unresponsive during sex, so that can be a little bit of a wet rag.
So it would be a lot like working for certain feature companies.
That’s true. (he laughs)
Without the fun set-up.
Exactly.
And again, everyone listening now on their iPods and cars are slamming their fists into their dashboards as you say how tough it is to have to fuck Giana and Lacey Heart.
It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
Anyone else you’d like to cast? I mean, have you seen anybody that you think could handle it?
For the stevesteele site I’d really like to find new girls, so that’s a hard question to answer, because whose the next big thing? Like I said, I veered from my normal practice and cast Daisy Marie, who is a big star. I’d like to shoot some European Girls. There aren’t a lot of them here right now because of the whole idea issue. I know that Jen Dark is in town and available, and I’d really like to cast or book her. I’d love to make a road-trip.
Dr. Mesmer Goes to Europe?
Czechoslovakia or something.
Well, most of those girls have sex like they’re hypnotized anyway.
Yeah, that’s very true. (he laughs)
Dr. Mesmer goes on Spring Break in Prague or Budapest.
(He laughs) There you go.
See, that’s a great idea.
I like that.
Tax write-off, right?
Right.
Little trip. Okay. Anything else? You are actually a male performer outside of your own stuff, is that correct?
Yeah, I mean, not so much anymore. But back in the day, I was a male performer, now I’m somewhat relegated–is that the right word?–to blow bangs and jerk to pops and occasional boy/girl here and there. But that’s what happens. I’m in the porn star graveyard, much like the elephant graveyard. We all go to die at blow bangs and jerk to pops. So essentially, me and Dick Nasty
So you’re apart of the Mope Squad then?
Oooh, yeah.
Are you a Mope?
I have done Mope shoots. I worked for Chico Wang a lot on his Mope shoots because he’s really cool and fun to work with and efficient on set, and I’ve done some really horrendous Mope work that you’re there all effing day doing nothing.
Hanging out with the other Mopes?
Yeah. It’s terrific.
What do Mopes do when you’re hanging out, waiting for the direction to get the girl ready?
Most of them talk about their porn careers, which don’t exist. Most of these Mopes are extremely fucking delusional and think they’re like-
Legends of steel?
Yeah, exactly. They think they’re like Evan Stone or something, because they get to jerk off on some girls’ mouth. So it’s pretty depressing, I try to stay away from those.
It’s better than selling insurance, though.
Yeah, I guess, but you know, some of them are…(he laughs) I have to be realistic about what they are. Some of them are guys who work regularly who just do it for the extra money or because they’re dirty perverts.
And because they can do it. Not everybody can do it.
Exactly. Because they’re dirty perverts who don’t have a boy/girl that day. Some of them are older talent like myself, who are really cool. Like Dick Nasty always has a great story because he’s been in the industry so long.
Any advice to aspiring Mopes?
Don’t do it. Just go get a hooker for a hundred bucks and jerk off in her mouth.
(he laughs) How do you think hanging out on one of those sets is different from let’s say a feature set where you’re hanging around with Nick Manning?
Nick Manning’s cool. He probably doesn’t know who I am, but I’ve met him. But a lot of those guys on feature sets are full of themselves and really extremely fucking arrogant and impossible to even be around. But ironically, there’s Mopes who are extremely arrogant and fucking impossible to be around, so I don’t know, there’s no difference? (he laughs)
Which would be more annoying, a full-of-themselves feature actor, or a full-of-themselves Mope?
I think a full-of-themselves feature actor, because just have some class. You’ve made it in the business and had some success and just be cool about it. And there are a lot of people like that. There are a lot of cool features actors, and then there is just a lot of a-holes.
It’s a business of dicks and a-holes. That’s what it’s all about.
Yeah. (he laughs)
Anything else you want to talk about? We’ve got the two sites plugged in, stevesteelepresents.com, three es not together.
Right. S-T-E-V-E-S-T-E-E-L-E-P-R-E-S-E-N-T-S.com (www.SteveSteelePresents.com)
Very nice.
S-E-X-E-D-U-PS-U-P-E-R-H-E-R-O-I-N-E-S.com (www.SexedUpSuperheroines.com)
The e is very important, if you don’t type it in you get a totally different kind of porn. Anorexic heroin girls.
Exactly. (he laughs)
Again, better done as a text joke.
Sexed up super heroins. Not a bad idea.
Someone right now is racing to type that in.
I gotta back track, and you asked me who I’d really want to shoot for my super heroine site?
Yes.
Joanna Angel. I’d love to shoot Joanna Angel.
Joanna Angel. She is awesome and funny and cool.
She is awesome. I actually did a Mope thing with her that was called Cum on My Tattoo, which I thought of as whatever, jerk to pop it and then I got there and it was really erotic and exciting to cum on someone’s tattoo. I couldn’t believe it.
Were you in 1 or 2?
I don’t know, I’m in the one where I jerk off on one of her tattoos.
Because the last one I saw, she introduces every scene and different guys come in and pop on her tattoo while she’s trying to introduce the scene.
Yeah, that’s the one I was in.
That was a really sexy movie.
And she is phenomenal, and I would love to shoot her as sort of like a female Punisher character.
Yeah! Very good.
Just put her in leather and show the tattoos and she could be smoking a cigar like Nick Fury, the agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Or like the Punisher and give her a machine gun and she could lay to waste all kinds of people.
She’s a very funny, very good actress.
Yeah.
We’ve seen her in her various horror of porn stuff.
I always say that she fluffs me just by looking at me. Because she is super, super-hot.
I think Steve Steele has a little crush on Joanna Angel.
She is super hot.
Steve Steele likes the old girls.
That’s because I’m like an old, Conservative-looking guy.
So you want the punk-rock girls?
That’s what I think, yeah.
As opposed to the young, busty sweet?
Just a hole between their legs, frankly.
Right. (he laughs) No offense to Joanna at this point, we’re about to say nice things about Joanna. Other than Joanna, he really does like you, it’s not just that you have a hole between your legs. That’s a lovely compliment, Steve. Good job! Once a Mope, always a Mope.
Hey now.
Hey, I’ve never even been a Mope, so you’re one up on almost everybody listening to this. Who came up with it?
I don’t know.
Was it Voyeur? Vince Voyeur did a movie called the Mope.
That came after the phrase got coined.
For a while, you guys were the Blow/Bang Boys.
There are just some Mopes that were always Mopes and always will be Mopes, and I have some arrogance because I do regular boy/girl.
Well, there’s A-list girls, B-list girls and C-list girls.
Uh-huh.
And there’s A-list guys, B-list guys and C-list guys.
Right.
Have you ever done a Bukkake shoot?
Way back when they first started.
How was that?
I was at the first Bukkake shoot actually, and there were like ten guys.
And that was American Bukkake 1?
Yeah, and it was with Beverly Bliss. I think that’s who it was. She was dressed like a bunny and we were in the back room and there were like maybe ten guys and it got out of control. But I gotta be honest with you, they were really fun when they reached a peak. I just remember one time it was like Melody Love and that one Asian girl who is really super hot, Jade Marcella. They just had a string of really hot girls that were into it and it was the fad. Then it just kind of petered out and disorganized and irritating to go to. C-list.
It can’t be really fun to go to. And a lot of those guys aren’t even C-list guys, they’re non-industry guys.
Yeah, they’re not even in the alphabet. They’re like one of those Russian letters that you don’t even know.
(He laughs) The pi sign, or the pound sign. They’re way off your keypad.
I admit it, I was at a Bukkake once and Herschel Savage was there.
Brandon Iron I think did a couple.
Yeah, Brandon Iron did some.
He would seem to be at the front of the line though. If there’s an A or B list guy in the cast, you usually see them at the front of the line. Or they drive and go.
Or if it’s in a van and they come in at the end, rather than standing in line with a bunch of fat, unemployed guys jerking off.
Right.
What I did-this is my secret-I pretended to throw. Because what happens is, you throw your Bukkake underwear and then everybody crowds around to pick up their underwear, and that’s where you lose your place in line. So I would pretend to throw it, and tuck it, and then when everyone was picking up their underwear, I would just go right to the front of the line.
Ahhh. So you were a Bukkake cheater.
Yeah.
You used performance-enhancing moves to get you to the front of the line.
Yeah, but you know, if you’re not cheating, you’re not Bukkakying enough. But whatever, Bukkake is a thing of the past. Fad.
Done.
Done.
Any private Bukkakes with those beautiful European girls?
No, I’ve seen the box covers and I’ve never watched them.
They seem interesting.
Anything with a beautiful girl is easy to watch.
Pretty much.
It’s just that much less gross and degrading if the girl is beautiful. Actually, probably more degrading for her.
Some of the people would consider that more degrading, which they like.
Yeah.
But, anything else we need to talk about?
Just cut out the Bukkake part, really, and then we’re good.
I’m not cutting anything out. This is live.
Damn!
This is actually being broadcast live via satellite.
He trapped me, he trapped me.
Yes, I tricked you. I didn’t ask you about it.
I think that’s it. No, I like it.
So, www.SteveSteelePresents.com and www.SexedUpSuperheroines.com.
Yes, check it out. Anyone who wants to hire a kick-ass director for their movies someone with fresh–
Vision.
Fresh vision.
And style.
And talent.
And someone who can hypnotize girls to do anything he wants. Imagine that, guys.
There you go.
Thank you.