TSA: Your Ass is in Our Hands
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
146 Mins.
Hustler
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Evan Stone
THEMES: Comedy, Sex in Uniform
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Diamond Kitty, Briana Banks, Loni Evans, Teagan Summers, Samantha Saint, Amia Miley, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Billy Bailey, Jack Lawrence
REVIEW-
This is Evan Stone’s directorial debut. It seems odd that he has been around so long and done so many features without ever giving it a shot. Appropriately his first effort is a comedy. Evan and company are TSA agents and their job is to keep us safe in the air. That could open the door for a great story, but it doesn’t. Instead it gives us a series of one-liners about cavity searches, terrorists with guns and genital pericings. Sexually we get a series of sex with uniformed agents. They pull women out of line and give them special pat downs. Nothing earth shattering here, but the sex scenes are good. Agents Loni Evans and Amia Miley get some of their own. Loni works with busty classic porn babe Briana Banks. It’s nice to see her back even if the scene is rather average. That isn’t the case for Amia. Her scene with Jack Lawrence is white hot and her body simply couldn’t be any finer. Evan fucks Diamond Kitty in a cramped bathroom. Nice energy here and some good cougar appeal to go along with the hot fresh flesh offered up. Both Samantha Saint and Teagan Summers get fucked and provide eye candy galore. Overall this is a good, simple little flick with a few laughs, some hot chicks and enough heat to make sure that you get plenty of stroke value.
Diamond Kitty & Evan Stone
With an overwrought sense of urgency that would make Jack Bauer uncomfortable, Evan puts up a fight in a bathroom stall as Diamond Kitty tries to strip his pants off and get to his cock. It is a losing battle that he eventually just gives up on, allowing the horny cougar to suck and stroke his cock as hard as she wants. She jumps right on and starts fucking in reverse cowgirl, working her hips while he reaches around to rub her clit. Nice intensity here as he pins her against the wall and fucks her from behind. I like the eye candy here thanks to Diamond’s hot body. Even when things are cramped, they find a way to keep her long legs and sexy ass in the mix. When his cock isn’t drilling her pussy, she lovingly sucks it while rubbing herself off. They settle in for some serious cowgirl with hot reach around finger play for her tight asshole. He has her on her back and unloads his cock all over her big tits and waiting face.
Briana Banks & Loni Evans
The TSA agents pull Briana out of line and Loni is the lucky one who gives her a special pat down. The busty blonde quickly figures out that this is more than just security and starts sucking on Loni’s tongue. The kissing is really hot and Briana takes control of the action like a good veteran should. Loni lets the horny passenger suck on her big tits and then bends over to give Briana a taste. Getting a taste of her famous co-star, the young brunette enjoys Briana’s shaved pussy and has her growling with pleasure in no time. I am not sure if Briana is back all the way, but she looks really good and seems to have her game at peak performance. They break out a small vibrator and Briana really knows how to use it. This is a pretty average veggie scene with a nice bonus as Briana returns to action.
Samantha Saint & Randy Spears
Samantha sets the stage for the scene by announcing that she loves it when older men tell her to get undressed. With his orders as foreplay, he has the pretty young thing naked and wet in no time. He licks up her juices and then feeds her his cock. Samantha is very cute and loves that dick with her pretty mouth. Really good looking BJ footage here as she works his dick hard between her lips. Randy puts her on the desk and lifts her legs to his shoulders. Nice looking shots here as she turns over and gets bents over the desk. They finish things off with a really nice looking facial shot.
Teagan Summers & Bill Bailey
Bill pulls cutie Teagan Summers out of line because her jewelry has set off the detectors. Once he gets it out of her private parts, he goes ahead and sticks his tongue right in. He enjoys the taste, but the real highlight comes later when Teagan sucks him off. This girl has a super cute face and runs her tongue up and down on that cock like she can’t get enough. The cute factor is also pretty high thanks to her yellow socks and pink heels. She mounds up on the desk and rides his cock with her ass sticking out invitingly. Her legs are nice, but when the camera moves in close we get great shots of her pretty little shaved box. The little cutie takes a load on her face perfectly.
Amia Miley & Jack Lawrence
Frustrated by the lack of respect she gets from her co-workers, Amia Miley goes nuts on some random dude in line. She attacks Jack and goes right for his cock. He plays dumb and even resists a little bit as she gets hyper-aggressive. Fishing his dick out of his pants, she pops it into her mouth. It’s big in her hand, but she slides her lips up and down the shaft and takes it nearly all the way down. The uniform is an added bonus here as she stays dressed while sucking that thick rod. With his cock ready to go, Jack spends some time helping Amia get half naked and then dives in to eat her slit. She looks so fucking hot with her legs spread as he pushes his meat into her. Cranking her energy level up a few notches, she rides is cock and bounces that perfect little ass so hard that their bodies are slapping. Great energy and vocal sex here, but here body is just too perfect to notice much of anything else. She really makes him work and earns a big load all over her chest and chin.
Bonus: Slide Show, Trailers, BTS, Commercials
