Who’s Nailin Palin 2 (Blu-Ray)
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
79 Mins.
Hustler
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Lisa Ann, Lizz Tayler, Sarah Vandella, Jessi Palmer, Ivy Winters. Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Michael Vegas
REVIEW-
Lisa Ann back, reprising the role that resurrected her career and made her one of the most mainstream adult stars in years. In this latest Palin parody, Sarah is now the President of the United States. In a movie with a plot this razor thin that means she has Secret Service agents, her husband gets to interview White House interns and Sarah herself gets to host a Fourth of July cooking show. Hey, it doesn’t have to make sense. It only has to be petty, snide and as razor-sharp as a spork to get a few laughs. Sexually the movie isn’t bad, but really could have been better. Lisa Ann is great as usual, but is underutilized. We get a short solo, a veggie scene with Sarah Vandella (We really need more of her) and then finally in a scene with Evan Stone. Even with three scenes, it feels like we needed more from our star. The supporting cast is a mixed bad. Sarah Vandella is great in limited action. Jessi Palmer and Ivy Winters are both very cute, but really wasted in a throw away scene. On the other hand Lizz Tayler is super hot in her scene. Playing the younger Palin, she is hot to fuck and turns in the most memorable scene. Overall the sex is pretty good we just need more of it. Another scene, longer scenes or maybe both. Who’s Nailin Palin 2 is a good little movie that could have been much better if they just gave us more. I’m sure they will, but it will come in the form of another sequel. Watch it for Lisa Ann and Lizz Tayler and then go back and watch their scenes again.
Enjoying the outdoors near her lovely home, Sarah (Lisa Ann) strips down to her bran and panties for a little bout of self-love. With her little glasses on and those thick thighs spread she works her fingers over her clit and tweaks her nipples until they could cut glass. There are some nice close up shots here as the throws her head back, hoists her heavy hooters and brings herself all the way home to a wet, sticky climax. (Wait a random solo to start a movie? Is this a Will Ryder porn parody?)
Jessi Palmer, Ivy Winters & Alec Knight
As “First Dude†Todd Palin (Alec Knight) gets to interview the potential White House interns. Jessi and Ivy know what is expected of them and are naked before you can say Lewins….(too late.) They drop to their knees and share the cock, working it between their pretty lips and kissing each other whenever proximity permits. The double BJ footage stands out while the rest of the three-play is rather tame. There are some nice shots here and there and both girls are cute, they just bring average energy to the table in a scene that doesn’t have all that much built in fantasy appeal. They finish up with a shot all over a hot upturned ass.
President Palin listens to her advisor’s briefing, but is far more interested in the fact that the pretty blonde (Sarah Vandella) prefers the ladies. The women strip down to stockings and Lisa pulls Sarah’s panties aside to lick that pretty pussy. We have two of the sexiest women in porn hooking up so you know they are going to do their best to put on a great show. Sarah proves once again that she is very good at pleasing her partner by licking pussy and playing with Lisa’s big tits until she can hardly stay in character. Nice dirty talk here as well as some close up shots of Lisa’s holes as they both get licked.
Lizz Tayler & Bill Bailey
As if having her mom as President isn’t angst-worthy enough for poor Bristol (Lizz Tayler), she is apparently hooked up with a horny dance partner for some cheesy reality show. He doesn’t want to dance though, choosing instead to lick her pussy. Lizz drops to the floor and uses both hands expertly on his prick. Pulling her hands away, she gives some hot and very deep mouth-only head. She mounds his cock with her hot little body and rides in reverse cowgirl. This ends quickly as she turns around. While I am all for looking at her, she reverse cowgirl just wasn’t long enough for us to really enjoy those perfect, perky natural boobs. Bill bends her over and fucks that hot pussy from behind. Lizz is energetic and cute, making her a perfect little fantasy babe. In spoon she shows off her sexy legs and begs him to cum inside of her. (She’s on the pill now.) Instead he pulls out and shoots all over her tummy. Great scene from a super hot young girl.
Lisa Ann & Evan Stone
Bored and with the Secret Service at her disposal, President Palin orders Evan to lick her pussy. He strips her to bra and panties and then makes his Commander in Chief quiver with expert tongue strokes. She pulls out his big cock and sucks it as her huge tits burst from her bra. A longer BJ would really have helped this scene, but they get quickly into spoon where she throws one leg up and helps guide his long rocket into her pussy. The gorgeous President seems to enjoy being secretly serviced and takes every inch Evan dishes out. Nice tit fucking and great energy highlight the action Lisa Ann rides hard and then holds her big tits together for a big shot of cum that leaves them all decorated and ready for round two.
Bonus: Trailers, BTS, Photo Gallery, Commercials
I can’t believe nobody has played up the Jewel/Palin possibilities on the adult front. Even funnyordie.com made a parody with this idea. I knew I chose the wrong profession [sigh]…