Scream XXX: A Porn Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
123 Mins.
Vivid
DIRECTOR: Eli Cross
THEMES: Parody, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Lily Labeau, Sarah Shevon, Zoe Voss
, Scarlett Fay, Angelica Lane, Jessie Andrews, Evan Stone, Danny Wylde, James Deen & Rocco Reed
www.Vivid.com
REVIEW-
The horror film parodies are always tricky. How exactly do you spoof a bloodbath in an industry that treats on-screen violence like the Hantavirus? In this Eli Cross parody, they do it with tongue firmly implanted in cheek and the result is a lot of great laughs. Following the later “Scream” flicks, Vivid’s version is about a killer stalking a movie set where they are filming a movie about his killings. This sets the stage for some very funny dialog as the actors are picked off one by one. We also get a few funny non-sex moments including James Deen lamenting the loss of “porn geniuses.” Aside from the very clever script I was quite impressed with the sex. Let’s face it, this is a Vivid feature and that usually means short scenes with more eye candy than intensity. That is not the case in this movie. The eye candy is pretty damn good, better than I thought actually. The cast for this movie is filled with some hot new girls, but at first glace lacks “star power.” No worries though, every girl in this movie is fucking hot. Lily Labeau we already know. She’s sexy as fuck and looks great in the opening scene. I am growing fonder of this girl with every movie. Zoe Voss
I’m also familiar with. She is excellent in her dialog scenes in Scream XXX but also has a blistering hot lesbian scene with Scarlett Fay. Jessie Andrews is cute in a schoolgirl scene and really get fucked deep and hard by Evan Stone. Sarah Shevon has a really good finale that includes some hot ass fucking. My favorite scene comes from Angelica Lane and James Deen. Angelica is super fucking hot and James plows her ass like he’s in a Jules Jordan flick. I loved this scene and this girl is going to go far. Overall Scream XXX: A Porn Parody is one of the best horror parodies to date and thanks to sex scenes that are way hotter than expected; it’s a contender for the coveted Best Parody award for 2011.
Lily Labeau & Danny Wylde
After trying to recreate the opening phone scene from Scream (with no blood of course) Lily and Danny just skip right to the sex. She has been in every parody I have seen recently and always looks good. Danny pulls out his cock and the cute little blonde inhales is halfway with little effort. Using some spit to get it lubed she eventually goes nearly balls-deep. You have to love a girl with this sort of skill set. He bends her over and fucks her tight pussy rather hard. Lily has a nice and super perky tits. Her body looks pretty amazing in doggy. Spinning around to reverse cowgirl she slows off those boobs as well as her snug little pussy as she expertly uses her hips to take him deep. Nice energy and a great opening scene In the tradition of the movie, all of this happens before the credits. See, parodies can be sexy and true to the original. (Though to be fair, they probably should have used the biggest star for this scene and then killed her off the way Wes Craven did.) She finishes the scene with an open mouthed facial. This is why Lily is in every parody. She’s hot as fuck,
Jessie Andrews & Evan Stone
Despite the murder, shooting continues. Evan and Jessie Andrews act out a scene in the principal’s office. Bad girl Jessie is about to get expelled, but not before she gets dragged up onto his desk for some fun after class. He starts fucking her as soon as her clothes are off. Jessie is a sexy little thing who drops to the floor and lets him fuck her face. Evan uses a belt to pull her in close and gets a little rough with the BJ fun. He does a good job in her pussy, but then puts her back on the desk and fucks down into her mouth. Really nice deep throat here, That’s a big dick this chick is taking and she takes it really well,. Her pussy also opens up well for the long strokes. WE are only two scenes in, but so far the sex has been really good and the fresh faces/tight bodies of the girls are really helping things. Another big facial wraps up the second hot scene already.
Angelica Lane & James Deen
With the bodies piling up, Angelica Lane and James Deen just do what people do in porn parodies, they fuck. She is a very, very pretty girl who gets even hotter as the clothes come off. James bends her over and slides his fingers into her. The pretty blonde turns around and sucks cock on all fours, taking him pretty deep and looking at him like she’s in love with his dick. He rolls her onto her side and fucks her for a while, but is in store for a bit of a surprise in cowgirl. Angelica gets on top and power fucks James like she wants to break his dick off. He spins her around to face the camera. That slows her down a bit, but only because his cock is now up her tight asshole. Great energy here and watching this girl get slammed in the ass makes me think that she’s got one hell of a bright future. She is really good looking and takes a pounding from James like a champ. This isn’t just some five stroke butt fuck either. He gets her in four positions and has her screaming as he pushes her legs up to his shoulder and just tears up that ass. He finally pulls out and shoots all over her chest. Angelica licks up every drop. My friends, we may have a new star on the rise.
Zoe is the reporter and Scarlett is playing the actress who played the reporter in one of the movies. That’s enough for a little sexual tension that leads to some serious lesbian sex. Zoe takes the lead, manhandling the sexy blonde and dragging her down between her legs. Scarlett looks a little like Alexis Texas and Zoe looks like a young Kylie Ireland. (If Kylie had been a redhead back then.) The back and forth is rather sexy and Scarlett seems to be matching the aggression for a time. She bends Zoe over ad then tongue fucks her asshole. She breaks out a big dildo and starts fucking the reporter with it. I’m not a huge fan of lesbian scenes, but the energy here is really great.
Sarah Shevon & Rocco Reed
Jumping quickly to the next scene we watch Rocco slowly getting Sarah out of her top. Her nipples perk right up as he licks them. Dropping to the floor, the pale young starlet starts sucking his cock. This is another really good BJ scene that is hurt only slightly when the camera is just a little too low to really catch her face. She fucks with a lot of energy like all of the other girls in this movie. Mish really seems to light her fire. She rubs her clit and bucks with every stroke. Rocco keeps dishing out the dick and her eyes never leave his. When he is done with her pussy Rocco slowly slips his cock right into Sarah’s ass. It is very slow going at first, but he picks up the pace in spoon. Pretty soon she is bucking back as hard on that cock with her ass as she was with her pussy. She looks back over her shoulder and begs for his load on her face. Rocco fires a good wad onto her tongue and chin, closing out the sexual action and setting the stage for the end of the story.
Bonus: BTS, Bloopers, Non-Sex Feature, Previews
