Fucked Up Handjobs 9
Movie Type: Handjobs
119 Mins
Pariah Pictures
Director: Uncredited
Themes: Ball Biting, Exclusively Handjobs
Condoms: No
2011
Stars: Aiden Aspen, Diamond Kitty, Gigi Rivera, Lizz Tayler, Loni Evans, Victoria Lawson
Reviewed by: The Sexecutioner
If you don’t like Eric John, this is a movie you’ll want to avoid, as he’s in every scene. In the first one, Eric is strapped to a hospital bed. Nurse Aiden Aspen comes in and teases him with her mouth while working his dick over with her hand. There’s vaginal eating from Eric, but that’s as much pussy as he’ll get this time around. There’s a lot of trash talk from Aiden here and it quickly gets old because she repeatedly refers to Eric‘s dick as being “worthless.†Aiden doesn’t limit herself to giving a hand job, she also bites scrotum, too. When Eric comes, he launches one stream on himself.
Eric played a retard in the first scene. For the second, he’s Diamond Kitty’s sex slave. She works her hand more effectively than most of the girls in this release and quickly gets Eric to come on her somewhat goofy looking, fake tits. Eric again gets to eat pussy and he acts like one when Diamond lightly steps on his balls. There’s additional action outdoors, but the sound of traffic spoils some of the atmosphere. A second cumshot from Eric is rather weak and directed to Diamond’s forehead.
Yet again, Eric finds himself as a little girl’s bitch. He’s strapped down when the considerably cute Gigi Rivera enters with a riding crop. Along with all the jerking, she teases Eric, making him think he’ll get some head, and verbally abuses him without being repetitive. In addition to fooling Eric with her mouth, she gets her pussy more than a little close to his rod. The taunting works very well here and culminates with a decent load being launched onto Gigi’s shoulder and forehead.
Just like Gigi, Lizz Tayler’s got a riding crop. She brings Eric into a living room and proceeds to degrade him while jerking away. More than any of the other girls, she spits on the cock, but this isn‘t that sloppy of a hand-job. Lizz makes Eric pretend he’s a cow by mooing. She also forces him to eat her ass along with her pussy. In addition to using her hands, Lizz also gives a foot-job. Listen carefully and you’ll hear the director telling her what to do, which proves to be a buzz-kill. A solid cumshot to the mouth and we’re on to the next girl.
A riding crop is also utilized by Loni Evans. This dark-haired girl has big tits, but little else going for her. In order for scenes like this to work, you’ve got to have a girl that doesn’t just jerk away. A little creativity in a verbal sense would be nice, but that’s nonexistent here. Loni takes lengthy strokes and, like all the other girls, expects to have her pussy eaten. She doesn’t just stroke Eric off indoors, but outside too. Since she’s not dynamic, this all goes on for far too long. A decent facial closes it.
Now we’ve a cute and sexy brunette with a decent rack. Her name is Victoria Lawson and she mixes things up by using clothespins on Eric’s nut-sack. She’s not much of a talker, so that spoils things. Her hand stays busy, but this isn’t the type of scene that works well for her. She tries to verbally abuse Eric, but it seems rather halfhearted. There’s a foot-job thrown in prior to the cumshot. Although Eric doesn’t muster up much, he gets most of it in her eye.
As mentioned, the girls have to be pretty dynamic where personality goes if they’re going to stick exclusively to jerking cock. Gigi was the most pleasing in terms of creativity and she’s sure to win the cuteness award. Diamond, being the most experienced of the ladies, showed some skills while working Eric over. I like the looks of some of the other performers, particularly Victoria Lawson, but they didn’t blow me away with their efforts. I can only recommend this if you’re a diehard fan of this sort release, as most of the girls are too short on personality to make it a success.
