Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
165 Mins.
Exquisite
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
THEMES: Parody, Disco, 70’s
CONDOMS: No
2011
STARS: Seth Gamble, Allie Haze, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Nicki Hunter, Vicky Chase, Brandy Aniston, Xander Corvus, Johnny Castle, Alec Knight, Dale Dabone, Evan Stone
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REVIEW-
This three disc set from Exquisite is a really impressive piece of work. It’s a solid parody with a lot of appeal plus some great bonus material. The original was one of the biggest hits of the 70’s with a soundtrack that was nothing short of legendary. I have to admit that I’ve never seen Saturday Night Fever, though the soundtrack was the very first album I ever owned. (Not sure which of those nuggets is more embarrassing.) Seth Gamble, Allie Haze and Kristina Rose play the leads in this adult parody that really goes for authenticity. Getting this one right was a challenge. It has a unique look and the music alone is quite an accomplishment. The dance scenes are fantastic. They have done a nice job of setting the atmosphere, but the choreography is simply fantastic. The story is all right and the primary actors do a really nice job. Seth Gamble’s Tony is pretty good and Kristina Rose handles herself nicely as the desperate and ditzy Annette. Evan Stone and Nicki Hunter get a chance to shine as Tony’s parents and the rest of the cast is good. Sexually this movie is solid, but not spectacular. Kristina Rose is the single best reason to watch this movie and also the single best reason to jerk off to it. Her extensive BJ scene with Tony is fantastic. She comes back later or a three-way that makes you wish the movie revolved more around her character. Allie Haze has a good scene at the end, but it’s too short to really stand out. Lexi Belle is cute as always, providing a lot of heat early. Nicki Hunter has a good scene with Evan and Brandy Aniston is a stand out as a disc slut who likes to fuck in cars. The sex is decent, but overall Saturday Night Fever is a parody that works because of a good feel, solid music and impressive dance sequences.
Lexi Belle & Xander Corvus
With a few silly lines about birth control to get out of the way Lexi Belle and Xander Corvus enjoy some unprotected sex in the days when the worst thing they had to worry about was getting her knocked up. She lets him kiss her for a while and then gets her lips to work on his cock. Lexi is always cute as can be and the close up shots are really good as her mouth opens wide to take the meat. He has her climb on top and then ride his cock. Once again the tight shots are fantastic as he stretches her open, but the best part is the way she screams out like this is the best thing that has ever happened to her. The reverse cowgirl; footage is super easy on the eyes thanks to Lexi’s awesome legs and pretty face. Xander rolls her over and pounds away from behind for a good long time. Great energy all the way to the finish as he pulls out and shoots his load on her pussy. Maybe that will help keep her from getting preggers, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Kristina Rose & Seth Gamble
Annette (Kristina Rose) wants to dance in the big contest with Tony. She also wants his cock. He takes her out into an alley and isn’t about to put it in her without birth control. OK with a blowjob, she drops to her knees next to the car and loudly sucks his stick. Kristina is a highly skilled oral artist who shows off her pretty eyes while sucking hard. She strips down to nothing and bends over allowing the camera to get some nice shots of her legs and perfect ass as she proves that some girls don’t have to fuck to keep a man really happy. It looks like she could make him bust a nut at any moment, but he waits until she has her head hanging over the hood of the car so he can fuck her face upside down. Kristina finally rolls over to face his dick and takes a big nut right in her slutty mouth.
Nicki Hunter & Evan Stone
With their boys out dancing, Nicki Hunter and Evan Stone show some moves of their own. Nicki wants to know if she could turn heads on the dance floor. Evan hasn’t paid much attention to anything so far, but when she wiggles out of her panties, she has his full attention. She bends over the table and he starts with his tongue up her ass. That gets the wife in the mood for some deep probing penetration. After a few hard strokes, she turns around and flashes her eyes to the camera as she tastes herself on his dick. The best footage of the scene comes when Nicki squats over him and pumps her thighs. With a hot wife ready to fuck on the dining table (and who keeps her stuff nice and smooth) one has to wonder why Evan’s always in such a bad fucking mood. He bends her over the table and really works her hard with the long, deep strokes. She even drops to the floor to catch his load with her mouth and face. Yeah, this guy has nothing in the world to complain about.
Brandy Aniston & Alec Knight
Slutty disco queen Brandy Aniston wants to know of Alec moves like his brother. He just quit being a priest so her warm mouth on his cock is clearly a welcome feeling. Brandy drops her head into his lap and bobs impressively on his throbbing tool. The camera gets right in there close as she grabs the base with her hand and strokes up and down. He returns the favor, going down on her until she is more than ready to feel him inside of her. With her dress pulled up, she grabs her tits and feels him thrust into her. The ass shots during cowgirl are really nice. Brandy has a great little body and shows more than enough sexual energy to make her one of the sexual highlights of this movie. She sucks him off in between positions and finally makes her face available for the pop shot. With a lot of cream in her mouth she lets it dribble over her lips then flashes her eyes to the camera as she sucks him clean.
Vicky Chase & Johnny Castle
Jumping right into the next random scene, we have Vicky Chase sucking disco douche dick. She is very busy in the front seat of the car, easily swallowing every inch of cock given to her and apparently making sure it was worth the cover charge for Johnny. The spins her around and fucks her from behind. There are some nice ass shots here and she is loud enough to keep things interesting, but this scene is the weak link in the movie. Vicky does her best to keep things going, stopping in the middle to put on a deep throat show in the alley, but this one falls short of the other scenes. Then to make matters worse it just kind of goes on forever. He finally shoots a load into her mouth, ending this scene and getting us back to the story.
Kristina Rose, Dale Dabone & Johnny Castle
Trying to make Tony jealous, Kristina head out to the alley with two of his douche bag friends. They convince her to follow through on her threat to win him back. Kristina goes to work on the dicks making short work of the short shafts with her mouth. We have already seen what she can with that tongue and this double dose only reinforces her as the hottest thing in this movie. Great dirty talk from Kristina as always. She also focuses great attention on the cock in her mouth as she gets fucked. Kristina is a great performer in part because she is more than active in her sex scenes. She really gets into making sure that there is never a down moment and that is rare. Johnny fucks her on the hood for a long time with Dale fading back. She bends over to let Dale work his dick in, but keeps Johnny around for her mouth. Our little disco queen drops to the ground and lets the boys unload their nuts all over her face. I know that there is still one more scene, but this is sexual highlight of the flick and is the scene you will come back to when you’re done.
Allie Haze & Seth Gamble
The story ends and this final sex scene gets tacked on at the end. Allie is a big star and totally beautiful, but this scene isn’t nearly as hot as Kristina’s three way. Allie does her best to make the BJ hot though, licking and sucking the balls before working the shaft deep into her mouth. He puts his dick right up into her furry pussy and shows her why he’s the king of the disco. The cowgirl footage is great. Allie slams her hips down and shoves her ass right into the camera to the beat of the music. This scene is really short and ends with a sexy facial. It’s good, but Kristina stole the sexual thunder.
Bonus Disc 1 : BTS, Photo Gallery. Cum Shot Loop
Bonus Disc 2: Porn in the Disco Era: 54 minute loop of super old porn scenes set to new disco music. If you like the old stuff then there is a lot of that here.