Stripper Grams
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
165 Mins.
Zero Tolerance
DIRECTOR: Mick Blue
THEMES: Strippers, Brides, Dancers, Comedy,
CONDOMS: No
2011
STARS: Ann Marie Rios, Melanie Rios, Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, Rocco Reed, Dolomite, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Jon Jon
REVIEW-
We are used to seeing Mick Blue in front of the camera dishing out the dick. We have even become used to the quality smut he directs. Nothing can quite prepare us for this however. It’s a really odd little movie with a story to follow, if you dare. It involves a black angel (Dolomite) who finds people in need and sends them missions to dance for other people. The matches are sometimes perfect and always odd. Add to that Mick playing a slightly deranged former soldier hell bent on having a dance battle with someone. Don’t think too hard though because the sex is excellent and the cast is pretty tough to beat. After a rather weak opening scene (Despite that fact that Ann Marie Rios is pretty fine.) the movie is very good. Melanie Rios plays a soon to be wed bride out for one last fling with the stripper. Mick manages to hide his strangeness long enough to give her a solid fuck. Kagney Linn Karter plays a real life Barbie who finds her perfect Ken in Manuel Ferrara. This hot babe loves every inch of his big cock in another memorable scene. Kristina Rose is hilarious as a snotty little hip-hop loving slut. Steve Holmes is equally perfect as a naughty professor who wants to teach her a lesson. The sex is blistering hot and Kristina reminds us once again that there aren’t many women who can match her good looks and energy. Asa Akira stars in the finale and she outshines everyone. She plays a prissy ballerina perfectly, adding to the obvious appeal. Taking on two dicks at once, her perfect little body gets a massive workout. This scene is worth watching over and over. Asa is that good and knows exactly how to handle two dicks at once. Overall Stripper Grams is an odd, funny movie with great looking women and good, gonzo-quality sex. Watch it for Asa, Kristina and Kagney, but don’t miss the other scenes either.
Ann Marie Rios & Rocco Reed
Rocco is a cowboy out riding his pretend horse. He is visited by a heavenly vision (Of Dolomite) with instructions. Someone needs him to dance so he races to find Ann Marie Rios. She’s wearing a strap on and seems to have some menacing ideas. Apparently he isn’t going to let her fuck him in the ass so Ann has Rocco lick pussy for a while. She seems to like what he’s doing so I guess his backside is safe for now. Pulling out the cock he just sticks it right into her. She throws her legs back and shows off her black boots while he bangs her box. After a few strokes she sits up and sucks her juices off of his cock. Nice ass shots during the doggy. Ann Marie really has a great backside and hot legs. But this is rather run of the mill stuff. She’s doing all the work and getting very little help. Rocco even misses her mouth from two inches away on the pop. Ann Marie saves it by stuffing it into her mouth, but this scene really falls short of where it could be.
Melanie Rios & Mick Blue
Mick is a soldier who has been kicked out of the Austrian army for dancing. Dolomite sends him off to someone who needs his skills. Melanie Rios is a soon to be wed bride who is only too happy to have a handsome stripper show up. Mick has no clue what’s going on (He thinks he is supposed to battle “brown face.” (Don’t ask) Melanie takes over and figures out how to make him loosen up. She sucks his cock and flashes her eyes to the camera. Her face is plenty hot, but the veil and bridal undies really push this over the top. He takes her down on the couch and fucks her pussy in spoon. That little hole is all shaved clean for her wedding. Mick takes full advantage of her little body, banging away from behind and putting a big smile on her pretty face. Speaking of that face, Mick pulls out and shoots all over it. Melanie smiles, licks her fingers clean and looks ready for more. Great looking scene with a ton of energy and the added fun of the bridal fantasy.
Kagney Linn Karter & Manuel Ferrara
Kagney Linn Karter is a real world Barbie who just can’t seem to find her Ken. Dolomite appears and sends her in the right direction to find the exact man she is looking for. Manuel is a dude so obsessed with finding his Barbie that he seems to be having a relationship with an actually 12 inch doll. Kagney and Manuel are brought together and they are perfect for each other. She slips out of her clothes and he is thrilled to see her body. He takes off his pants and she is instantly in love with his massive prick. All she wants to do is make it disappear between her hungry lips. It doesn’t all fit of course, but she looks fantastic trying to swallow every inch. Great looking stuff here. The pink accents she is wearing make for a nice visual against the white background, but mostly it’s Kagney’s hot body as she rides that fat prick that makes the whole thing worth watching. She turns around to face the camera, showing off the big tit and shaved pussy as her feet flail about in the air. Manuel sticks his thumb in her ass as she bounces up and down, teasing that tight backdoor. This scene is fun to watch and best of all, she opens wide and takes a big load right on her tongue. That’s my idea of a perfect doll.
Kristina Rose & Steve Holmes
Bratty beat box girl Kristina Rose likes to dance to rap music. If her out of control dance moves don’t make you laugh then you need to check your sense of humor. Professor Holmes wants to teach Kristina a thing or two. He is the school pervert and pulls her into his lap. The sexy girl wiggles out of her shorts and onto his face. No matter how silly the set up, Kristina always delivers the heat when it matters. She grabs his big cock and sucks on it like she is in love. She leans back and fingers her pussy while he undressed. Apparently she likes turning her teacher on. He gets behind her in spoon and lifts a leg up. As his cock fills her, Kristina throws her head back and literally screams for more. In between positions she sucks and strokes that big cock. There is never a shortage of sexual energy when Kristina Rose is involved. We are also never lacking in hot ass shots. As long as she is on top riding a cock then we are going to get an eye full of one of the best backsides porn has ever known. The reverse cowgirl is pretty nice too though it’s hard to top Kristina from behind. They finish up with Kristina looking up as he fills her mouth with a big load of cream.
Asa Akira, Jon Jon & Mick Blue
Asa Akira plays a prissy ballerina who doesn’t believe that street dancers have what it takes. She is even snobby to the black angel who send her to Jon Jon for a face to face dance off. Asa challenges Jon Jon directly, but falls down in a heap of pain before the competition even begins. As if that weren’t enough going on, Mick shows up and expects to battle Jon Jon himself. As the guys dance, Jon Jon sheds his clothes and Asa decides that she likes what she sees. She takes out his big cock and starts sucking it while Mick keeps dancing. Jon Jon may have lost the dance battle, but he doesn’t seem to mind so long as Asa’s perfect mouth is working his prick. Mick steps up to the plate and also gets his cock sucked. Asa is always fun to watch, but seeing her as a cock sucking ballerina is a nice new twist. The guys move quickly to get her filled at both ends. Jon Jon bends her over and fills her from behind while she keeps sucking. The camera moves in close as she grinds in reverse cowgirl on his big black dick. The eye candy factor her is really good. Asa looks so cute in her stockings with her strong legs spread so wide as she keeps both men really happy. They get her onto the edge of the couch for some doggy that is just fantastic. Jon Jon makes her scream and when she isn’t doing that, she inhales Mick’s dick and moans around it. They finish with a couple of great shots on her face. Asa holds her tongue out and waits for Mick to unload and then leaves the cum on her chin as Jon Jon finishes off. He pulls out and shoots on her ass so that Asa can finger her butthole and then lick her hand clean. Damn girl, that’s fucking hot.
Bonus: Gallery, Popshots, BTS