Please Make Me Lesbian 1
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
178 Mins.
Girlfriends Films
THEMES: Lesbian Sex, Older Women with Younger Women
CONDOMS: No
2011
STARS: Heather Starlet, Syren De Mer, Veronica Avluv, Zoey Holloway, Lily Carter, Raylene, Prinzzess, Taylor Vixen
REVIEW-
You know I generally like the porn Girlfriends Films makes. They shoot hot women enjoying great lesbian sex with other chicks. They have also seemingly perfected the art of shooting younger women with older women. So you can imagine that I came into this review looking forward to another well shot lesbian movie with good sex and an interesting story. There just wasn’t enough of any of that here. Granted, this is a well shot movie with the romantic sex, kissing and gentle touch that makes GF stuff stand out. The hot sex just isn’t there though. Part of the problem is the cast. There are some cute girls like Prinzzess and Lily Carter. It also features the older/younger dynamic which works fine when Raylene is fucking Lily Carter but fails horribly in the first two scenes. Those scenes were long, boring and really didn’t have the eye candy (Despite Heather Starlet) to make them worth watching. Worse yet was the story. It is long, plodding and filled with things that just don’t make any sense. Is there a big market for creepy lesbian porn? If so, then this hits the nail on the head. There are long scenes with poorer than average acting. GF is one of the few companies I really trust to give great lesbian porn. Maybe they set the bar too high for their own good, because this was just a mess. On the plus size, the final scene is really good. It is worth sticking around for, but only if you use the chapter search. I still highly recommend GF for other movies, but this one left me totally flat.
Heather Starlet & Syren De Mer
Syren De Mer has a thing for her daughter’s friend Heather Starlet. She tickles her so much that she blonde girl wets herself. That’s all it takes to set things up for a long and steamy lesbian encounter. The older woman works Heather’s pants off and rubs her thighs gently. The soft kissing and seduction are interesting, but there just isn’t much else going on here. Heather looks OK, but overall the eye candy isn’t enough to make up for the painfully slow pace. Eventually she puts her fingers into Heather’s pussy, but it just takes so long to get there that I’m almost not interested. The older/younger dynamic can be fun, but I’m just not feeling much heat here. There are some nice shots of Heather rising Syren and showing off her newly expanded backside.
Zoey Holloway has to have “the talk” with her daughter’s friend. Is there anything really sexy about this set up? I honestly don’t get this movie at all. Veronica is kind of cute, but the whole older/younger thing just doesn’t work when it’s creepy and half of the action isn’t hot. (Twice in a row.) Watching Zoey show the younger girl how to use a tampon just kind of has me shaking my head and wondering how well this movie will score with the lesbian audience because it’s doing nothing for this straight dude.
Veronica Avluv & Zoey Holloway
After all the older woman, young girl stuff, we still don’t get a hot young chick in the next scene. Instead Zoey and Veronica square off. After nearly an hour of uninteresting story and shockingly bad acting, a lukewarm sex scene between two women I’m not that interested in is enough to have me ready to give up. Veronica uses the strap-on and fucks Zoey, but…yeah, too little too late. Would someone please fuck the angsty little veggie virgin please.
At least we finally get to some good looking older lesbian action as Raylene shoves her big tits into young Lily’s mouth. The pretty girl sucks greedily and is ready to learn from the more experienced labe lapper. It’s been over two hours and there is finally something good here. It’s too little too late probably, but Raylene knows how to teach a girl how to have fun with another girl. Nice looking pussy licking here as Raylene trains Lily nicely. After returning the favor, young Lily rubs her lithe body along her more experienced lover resulting in some pretty hot girl on girl friction. I am tempted to say that I like this movie, but it took so long to get here that I honestly just feel bored.
Prinzzess & Taylor Vixen
We finally break the older/younger dynamic as Prinzzess and Taylor Vixen hook up. The pre-scene dialog would be hilarious if it weren’t so creepy. Did Taylor just say that her friend went to the “big people toy store”? What is she nine? Or is she talking about some special store with oversized Tonka trucks and Legos the size of couches. The girls are very pretty and they drop the “show me what you saw in the dirty movie” act quickly enough to provide a pretty solid girl on girl grope. Prinzzess is great with her tongue and slides her body up to rub muffs with her cute little friend. The sex is the same as it has been throughout the movie with a lot of kissing and touching, but the young, natural flesh on display here is finally super easy on the eyes.
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