Movie Type: Boy-Girl
Minutes: 127
Production Company: Bluebird Films
Director: Martha Washington
Themes: Tattoos
Condoms: No
Release Year: 2011
Stars: Andy San Dimas, Emily Parker, Julez Ventura, Paris Kennedy, Sparky Sin Claire
Reviewed by: The Sexecutioner
Andy San Dimas is the first of these stamped tramps. She gives a brief
explanation of what her tattoos signify. The birds around her navel are orioles since she hails from Maryland. The guy she’s paired with has no tattoos, but these two end up working well together. After some playful kissing, they exchange oral. Andy blows in a sloppy fashion and goes so far as to ask for a round of face fucking. During the sex, both put in a good amount of energy. Andy isn’t lazy and does a good job of working her bod into a couple of positions. The cumshot above her pussy is good. Andy scoops up what she can and eats it up.
After mentioning that she’s got about ten tats and showing off the one inside her lower lip (ick), Julez Ventura lets Barry Scott cop a feel. She seems to really appreciate his oral. When sucking cock, her depth, energy and effort are good. When Barry first enters her box, her pussy juices seep out in streams. This only occurs for a few minutes, but I find it rather hot. These two fuck one another with plenty of vigor and both work up a sweat in the process. Juelz lowers her tatted lower lip so Barry can pop on it. Unfortunately, he has no cum to spare. This is very typical of Barry Scott and I fail to see why he gets so much work when he consistently can’t manage to eek out even a few drops of sperm.
Along with a big nose, Paris Kennedy has her share of tats. She mentions that she’s into “fun in the sun,†but is pale as a ghost. Her partner, Chad Alva, has more of a tan than she does. They do a little kissing while disrobing. After munching muff, Chad gets sucked off. Paris takes a good measure of his girth and allows for face fucks. As with the last pairings, these two give the sense that they’re into one another. The cumshot to Paris’s face is alright.
Without a doubt the least attractive girl featured, Sparky Sin Claire has a shit-load of tattoos. She says she’s got 20-25. Her tits are small and she’s really pretty plain in terms of looks. Derrick Pierce gets a blowjob that’s slightly above average. Much of the blowing takes place in 69. For the most part, the sex between these two isn’t that great. Sparky acts well enough, but Derrick’s doing too much of the work for my tastes. He pops on her mouth and does a good enough job of scoring a sizeable load.
Lastly, we have Emily Parker. She’s got fake tits and a fair amount of meat around the waist. She admits to preferring average sized penises, so it’s good that she’s paired with Alan Stafford. Once she’s nude, there’s some pussy eating. During the blowjob, she’s not much better than average. While having sex, I don’t get the sense that Emily has performed much. She lets Alan do the vast majority of the work and the scene ends up being pretty processional. The cumshot to her ample chest is good.
I find tattoos disgusting, but the first three couples in this movie get it on well. They fuck each other with a high degree of energy. The last two scenes were largely typical and didn’t match the intensity of the ones that came before. I guess if you’re into girls with plenty of tats, this movie will do nicely. For the rest of us, Tits Tats n’ Ass isn’t much better than your average release.
