This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX
Movie Type: Parody
Minutes: 127
Production Company: Hustler
Director: Axel Braun
Themes: Big Tits
Condoms: No
Release Year: 2011
Stars: Mary Carey, Cody Carmichael, Dayna Vendetta, Breanne Benson, Diamond Foxxx, Dyana Vendetta, Dale DaBone, Nicki Hunter, Britney Amber, Mr. Pete
Reviewed by: The Sexecutioner
The first scene features Mary Carey in a solo scene. She does a little masturbating while in the shower. Aside from fingering herself, she also tastes her own juices. Being as she only does this for about five minutes and seems like she‘s going through the motions, I can’t help thinking of this as nothing more than filler.
Dale Dabone plays Alex Trebek. The role of his masseuse is taken on by Breanne Benson. She gives him more than he bargained for by working her hands toward his package. While blowing, her depth is good and she moistens the cock well. When it comes time for the sex, Dale establishes control and never relinquishes it. Breanne never does any work on top. The cumshot to her mouth isn’t bad.
Now Dale finds himself hosting the show. One of the categories presented is “Name This Act.†Some video is cued up for the contestants. It just so happens to be a blowbang courtesy of Dayna Vendetta
. She has three cocks to work with, but never impresses where energy is concerned. Dayna also doesn’t really challenge herself by trying to take the cocks deep. One of the guys has all kinds of issues maintaining a woody. He ends up having less of presence in the scene because of this, so it’s more like a double blowjob than a blowbang. None of the guys scores a big load to the intended target: Dayna’s mouth. Her face is disappointingly clean when the scene concludes.
The contestants elect to stick with the “Name This Act†category. They’re shown a video of some glory hole action with Britney Amber and Tony Rosano. She gags on the cock a couple of times while it’s thrust through the hole and her effort is good enough. She bangs her rear against the pecker in doggy before Rosano joins her in the bathroom stall. Although Britney is nothing more than your typical blonde with a fake chest, she’s got energy while on top. Tony takes the action to her well, but doesn’t have much cum to spare for her face.
Now Dale introduces another category: “Caught in the Act.†Once again, we get some video of a couple screwing around. This time, it’s Nicki Hunter and Danny Mountain. She’s looking much too chubby for my liking and the short hairdo she’s sporting makes her look tomboyish. When sucking Danny off, she tries to take him deep once or twice, but is never successful. She manages to make the cock plenty sloppy before the sex. Aside from vaginal action, there’s anal as well. There are two instances where Nicki goes from ass to mouth. The editing here isn’t ideal, as Axel can be heard throwing out some directions. Some of the lights on the set are also accidentally caught on tape. Danny ends it by launching a solid load to Nicki’s face.
Diamond Foxxx manages to beat the other contestants, which are played by Mr. Pete and Codi Carmichael. Since they both sucked at the game, they console one another by having sex. They do a little kissing, then exchange oral. Pete eats first, then Codi gives him some nice head. She’s energetic and throws a fair amount of slop into the action. Like Britney before her, Codi brings enthusiasm to the sex when riding. However, she’s better than her blonde counterpart in that she’s more believable with her moans and sighs. Mr. Pete screws up big-time when Codi stretches out her tongue for the popshot. He has virtually no cum to offer up.
Not only does Diamond get the big money prize, she also gets to screw the host of the show. There are several instances where she manages to deep throat Dale’s dick. The vaginal sex isn’t particularly great. By this point in the movie, there’s nothing on display that hasn’t already been featured previously. Although Diamond is less annoying than some of the other girls, she’s not genuinely into the scene. The cumshot to her mouth is unimpressive.
Obviously, there’s supposed to be some comedic flair to Dale Dabone’s caricature of Alex Trebek, but I’m not feeling it. If there’s any one thing that’s funny about this movie, it’s the number of times that Dale Dabone manages to screw up his caricature of Trebek. You have to watch the bloopers in order to watch him butcher line after line.
I’ve rarely been a fan of porn parodies and this one doesn’t seem like anything other than the typical satirical flick. The scenes are average and no better. I didn’t find the acting to be intriguing by any means. If you’re really into Jeopardy, I suppose this might be an interesting movie, but for every other porn fan out there, you’d best skip this one.
