Grindhouse XXX A Double Feature
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
160 Mins
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: David Lord & Andre Madness
THEMES: Police, Horror, Guns, Blondes
CONDOMS: None Noted
2011
STARS: Teagan Presley, Nina Mercedes, Britney Amber, Derrick Pierce, India Summer, Seth Gamble, Eric Masterson, Jordan Sterling, Crash, Alexis Ford, Briana Blair, Andy San Dimas, Mr. Pete, Rocco Reed, Ralph Long, Lee Stone, D Snoop,
REVIEW-
With the whole porn world going parody crazy, Adam & Eve presents sort of a parody of a parody. With Grindhouse XXX, they have given us two movies in one set. Both are gritty, X-Rated tributes to original grindhouse genres. Directed by David Lord and Andre Madness, the movies are short and to the point, with cute girls and decent sex. Lord’s effort features the gorgeous Teagan Presley as a sexy schoolgirl with a deadly secret. There are three sex scenes here including a hot girl/girl fuck between Teagan and Nina Mercedes. India Summer provides a great sexual highlight during a classroom romp. The gritty movie comes complete with a serious weapon fetish and bloody finish as well as a few laughs. Andrew Madness directs the second half of the double feature. It’s a straight up slasher flick complete with escaped mental patient and camp counselors to slaughter. Alexis Ford stars in this one and shines in the movie’s final scene. Andy San Dimas provides another great scene in that flick. She’s always good and worth watching. The quality of both features is very good and they have the great grindhouse feel. Sexually they are pretty good as well. The sex is a notch above most Adam & Eve features due in no small part to the performances of Teagan, Alexis, India and Andy. Grindhouse XXX is a fun double feature with kick ass action scenes, plenty of violence and enough sex to keep everyone interested from start to finish.
Teagan Presley & Nina Mercedes
Before everything goes to hell in a hand basket, Teagan and her hot girlfriend Nina share a soapy moment of bliss in the shower. The girls are wet and gorgeous as they rub one another down. Teagan gets down first, sliding two fingers into Nin and licking her thighs to show her love. Nina breaks out a toy that she twists and pumps into Teagan’s hot hole as the warm water continues to cascade over their luscious bodies. Keeping things interesting, Teagan puts one end of the toy into her mouth and lets the other light up Nina’s lower regions. It is clear that these two lovely ladies love each other and love pussy.
Britney Amber & Derrick Pierce
Meanwhile across town, drug lord Derrick Pierce is enjoying some time with his hot blonde bimbo Britney Amber. She whips out her big tits and shoves them right in his mouth. He works his way down to her pussy and she grinds her hips against his face to let him know what a good job he’s doing. Britney doesn’t need any encouragement when she is busy sucking his dick. The throbbing meat on her tongue tells her that she is doing just fine. Climbing on top of his dick, she sticks her ass out and pumps up and down. Nice enough cowgirl here with good footage if you like watching a pretty decent ass during prolonged fucking. Britney’s extensive lower ab ink is a little distracting when she turns around, but the grainy look of this film has kind of made detailed close up shots less important anyway. The longer body shots are nice and the energy level makes the scene work fine until he can dump his load all over her rack.
India Summer & Seth Gamble
While Teagan studies, unaware of her partners’ predicament, India Summer and Seth Gamble are getting busy in an empty classroom. It’s an unrelated add on scene, but it features India in glasses with her long legs spread for some oral action. I’ll sign on for that any time. Lifting her skirt to expose some kin, she sucks his cock, bending over his lap and making that meat disappear. I have a huge crush on this woman that gets bigger every single time I see her in action. When she gets rid of the glasses she is able to suck deeper and jerk him even harder. By the tie she starts fucking India is down to her heels and stockings so we can admire her lovely naked form. Seth lets her ride for a bit and then bends her over to fill that tight little pussy. He looks directly into her eyes when they flip back over for mish. Great energy here to go along with the eye candy. If you haven’t seen India in action then you’re in for a treat. He finally pulls out and shoots all over her pussy.
Andy San Dimas & Ralph Long
Camp preparations take a back seat to hormones when Andy San Dimas (Looking very much like a horror flick bombshell girl) meets Ralph Long in the stables. Andy is willing to get dirty as long as she doesn’t get covered in dirt. Taking out his cock she is pleased to see that he is packing and happy to suck that big thing. I’m not used to seeing Any made up this way, but as usual she takes on her character and fucks like a horny camp girl giving in to her hormones. She delivers a very hot blowjob and then gets semi comfortable on a hay bail so he can slam that pretty little pussy. Settling in, she gets on top and pumps his cock with her tight hole, showing off her ass with every stroke. He bends her over and fucks her from behind until he cums all over her pretty ass. This girl knows how to avoid cleaning a horse stall.
Briana Blair & Rocco Reed
Unaware that there is a killer on the loose, Brianna Blair and Rocco do what horny folks do. He helps her out of her bra and feels her up from behind. He spends some time between her legs, licking that little pussy until it’s nice and juicy. Looking up at him with her pretty eyes, Brianna licks around the head and makes short work of his dick with her mouth. It easily fits into her pussy as she gets into cowgirl. Other than some nice ass shots, this scene doesn’t’ really offer anything special. It’s nicely shot, but the energy is average at best. Briana is a pretty girl who seems to need a director or male talent to really bring out her best performance. Absent that, the results are nice eye candy with mediocre heat. He shoots on her boobs, ending a rather forgettable boff.
Alexis Ford & Mr. Pete
Alexis Ford has a bad feeling about what’s going on, but Mr. Pete knows how to calm her down. He starts with a kiss on her lips and works his way down to her nipples. Alexis puts her pretty face down between his legs and starts licking his hard prick. Teasing him, she sucks his balls and has a lovely look of mischief in her eyes. The eye contact during this blowjob is perfect and Alexis proves that saving her for the final scene was a very good idea. Stripping down, she climbs on top of him and shows off her famous backside while wiggling her way down over his dick. Once she has slicked him up with her juices, Alexis sucks the dick clean. Back on top, she kisses him and bucks her hips to get that cock hitting just the right spot. Pete fingers her pussy in between spoon and mish, keeping her all juiced up. Everything that was missing in the last scene is here in this one. He nearly lifts her off of the bed with every stroke and she gives it right back to him. We get a short look at her sexy ass before she spins around and takes a nice load right on her pretty face. Let’s hope the killer doesn’t take out Alexis because we need her for the sequel.
Bonus: Audio Commentary, BTS for both features, Bloopers, Internet Trailers, Photo Gallery, Previews & 2 Bonus Scenes
