Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
148 Mins
Smash Pictures
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Brides, Brides Maids, Parody, Comedy, Dirty Talk
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Sasha Knox, April O’Neiil, Lexi Swallow, Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Anthony Rosano
REVIEW-
I am really glad that someone made a parody of this movie. It is one of the funniest mainstream comedies of 2011 and is perfect for the XXX treatment. It starts Sarah Vandella as a soon to be married woman and Lexi Swallow as her best friend. Things are rough for Lexi romantically and they go terribly worse as the wedding approaches. Along the way some hilarity ensues and in our version a whole lot of hot sex as well. Lexi is pretty good in the lead though there are times when her inexperience with dialog shows, especially in scenes with Anthony Rosano or Sarah Vandella. Sarah is very good, funny and gorgeous. Rosano is also really good as a complete douche. Sasha Knox has the really fun role though. She plays the character with the best lines in the original and the parody and does so perfectly. We always knew this girl could act. Sexually the movie is pretty good. Katie St. Ives opens the movie with a good scene. She plays a bit of a bitch in the movie, but is still hot in the sack. Kagney Linn Karter has a lesbian scene with April O’Neiil. Both of them are perfect here, but I would have enjoyed more. Sasha fucks in character and that makes her scene worth watching. Lexi gives us the finale and she is worth the wait. Overall this is a funny movie with good sex scenes. If you want a great laugh and sexy fun, then Brides Maids XXX Parody should be at the top of your wish list.
Katie St. Ives & Anthony Rosano
After sending Lexi off, ass-hole booty call guy Anthony Rosano has his married plaything, Katie St. Ives in his bed faster than you can “courtesy shower.” She hops right into bed and starts sucking his cock. Katie is really cute these days and straddles his face for some 69 that has her pretty boobs popping into view on each stroke. Spinning around she shows off her ass. Anthony spreads her cheeks, slaps it playfully and displays more passion and skill with this girl than he did in the opening montage of between the sheets shenanigans with Lexi. For her part, Katie rides the cock with expert hip motion and proves that she is even hotter now than when she was brand spanking new. He fucks her every which way he can and then leaves a load just on the edge of her pussy so he can finger feed her the sticky baby batter.
Sarah Vandella & Eric Swiss
Taking time out from their announcement party, the happy couple Sarah Vandella and Eric Swiss retire to a private room. Once there, the gorgeous blonde just can’t keep his cock out of her mouth. She gags on it and rams it to the back of her throat over and over. With that done, Sarah mounts up in reverse cowgirl, spreads her legs and goes crazy on the cock. They take a break so that he can eat her pussy. The eye candy during these shots is tremendous. Sarah is beautiful and those legs are fucking perfect. I just love the way this woman fucks on camera. She is energetic, vocal and totally easy on the eyes from every angle. On her back, Sarah cups her tits and invites him to cum right in her mouth. Eric coats her tongue with his lot load and watches while his wife to be swallows every drop with a smile.
Kagney Linn Karter and April O’Neiil
Married and frustrated Kagney Linn Karter has just enough to drink to attack doe-eyed princess April O’Neiil after the whole party gets kicked off a plane. Poor little April is used to hubby’s tiny dick and no action. Kagney is ready to tear her apart. She starts by gently licking the outer lips then digs in for some finger fucking and clit sucking. I love the way April looks. There is just something super sexy about her. Nothing wrong with Kagney either. April learns quickly and eats Kagney’s pierced pussy like she has been doing it for years. As a reward, the sexy blonde breaks out a toy and bends young April over for some hard core vibrator action.
Sasha Knox & Bill Bailey
Sasha Knox plays the dirty talking bad girl who comes on hard to the air marshal. They aren’t in the air so he can get some. She hops up on the table and starts sucking his dick. Sasha has always been an energetic performer, but she seems to be going over the top here to stay in character. She’s also a whole lot thicker than I remember though not nearly as big as the actress in the mainstream version. Sasha mounts up and rides his dick, screaming hilarious lines as she fucks. He bends her over and fucks her hard. Sasha has picked up a few inches in the butt and a whole lot of ink on her calves. A guy could read forever back there. Flipping over she faces him and shows off her full boobs totally shaved pussy and pale tummy. All the while she throws out a stream of dirty talk that might make you laugh as hard as you’re jerking off. He ends up shooting a big load all over her face. Hot, energetic fuck from Sasha.
Lexi Swallow & Jack Lawrence
With everything falling apart, Lexi gets a chance to bang the cop she’s been flirting with. Jack takes her home and makes a long meal out of her delicious little twat. She moves forward and takes out her tits, sucking his cock as she lets those perfect puppies breathe. The blowjob here is excellent and the camera is in perfect position to capture the fun. It’s just way too short for my taste. Lexi rolls onto her back, swings her legs up onto his shoulders and takes his cock deep. I love the shots of her on her back with one knee pulled to her shoulder so we can get a close up of her pussy and those big bouncing boobs. Jack flips her over and fucks her from behind, sticking a thumb in her ass to tease her while he pumps. She is ready and waiting with an open mouth for his popshot. Lexi Swallows his load like a good girl and sucks the dick clean to prove she’s all about pleasing her man.
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