America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn
MOVIE TYPE:
112 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Otto Bauer
THEMES: Porn Parody,
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Chloe Reece Ryder, Jazy Berlin, Daisy Cruz, Taylor Wane, Lizz Tayler, Nicole Aniston, Mark Wood, Dale DaBone, Jenner, Billy Glide & Otto Bauer

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REVIEW-

With the parody craze in full swing it seems inevitable that commercials would get their moment to shine. Give Otto Bauer a lot of credit He came up with some current, hip and funny advertisements to run through the XXX parody machine. He also put together a good looking cast to make sure that the sex is good even if you don’t like the humor. I do, so it’s all good. The movie opens with busty beauty Chloe Reece Ryder as “Ho” the insurance girl. Her look and patter are dead on. Her scene is very hot thanks to her cute face and awesome rack. She stays in character which adds a little fun. Jazy Berlin and Daisy Cruz fuck Dale DaBone who plays the Most Interesting Man in the World. Great commercial, funny set up and a rather forgettable scene. It isn’t bad, but it was a better idea than a scene. Taylor Wane plays the Whorebitz Gum girl with annoying perfect and gets her “dirty mouth” fucked raw. Lizz Tayler looks really hot taking on Billy Glide’s big cock. I really like Lizz. She has a cute face, a hot body and great sexual energy. Otto saves the best for last though, keeping Nicole Aniston for himself. The set up is funny on that one, but all that matters is how hot Nicole looks naked with a dick in her. This is a fun movie with a hot cast. The commercial parodies are good, sometimes very good. The chicks are hot, especially Nicole, Lizz and Chloe and everything is just good enough for me to recommend this DVD.

Chloe Reece Ryder & Mark Wood

When Mark Wood strolls into “Aggressive Insurance” he finds “Ho” organizing her boxes of discounts. She is all done up in white and giggling like the bubbly actress in the commercial. I’m not sure how discounts equate directly to boobs, but they somehow make it work. Chloe whips out her giant tits and starts stroking Mark’s wood. Even without any fantasy appeal, she would be fun to watch. Throw in just a little bit of cute play and you have a winner. She gives really good head and the hanging boob shots are pretty awesome. They continue when he bends her over and starts fucking her hard from behind. The harder Mark fucks Chloe the more she repeats her tag line “that’s a discount.” Boob lovers will want to stick around for the reverse cowgirl because she bounces so hard that the tits are literally flopping all over the place. During some nicely shot face fucking her bright red lipstick gets all over his cock. That’s got a nice bit of appeal to it. I love the shots of her spread out and on her back. They finish with a big shot all over her face the “Ho” licks up perfectly.

Jazy Berlin, Daisy Cruz & Dale DaBone

Dale plays the Most Interesting Man in the World, tells to stay horn and then enjoys a nice three way with two willing sluts, Jazy Berlin and Daisy Cruz. Not much of a set up, but it’s cute enough to make you smile. Dale as an old man is kind of funny, but mostly the scene works when he gets out of the way and lets the girls have fun. They hook up for a pretty hot double BJ that overcomes whatever he’s mumbling in the background. Jazy really takes control of the blowjob and offers up some pretty hot talk as she gets fucked from behind. When Daisy finally gets her turn, she puts a leg up on Dale’s shoulder and moans round his dick like she’s in love. Hazy gets back in the driver’s seat and works her shaved pussy in reverse cowgirl while her friend fingers away. The girls share a nice big load at the end.

Taylor Wane & Jenner

When cheeky pitchwoman Taylor Wane goes a little too far singing the praises of Whorbitz Gum, Jenner tries to set her straight. She bounces and talks like a drone, informing that the best way to shut her up is to put a dick in her mouth. Taylor is funny and pulls out her big tits to show him the way. We get some hot lesbian kissing in the background as he bends over, swats her ass and tests her pussy for juiciness. She does a great job on her knees sucking that cock. Her big lips slide up and down and get gags as he fucks her throat. Great oral here before he puts her up on the table, rubs the head of his cock on her pussy and then slams his way home. Moving her into doggy he slams hard into pussy and tries his best to turn her slit into chewed bubble gum. He finishes by shooting his load all over her mouth. Taylor adds the tag line to make it fun.

Lizz Tayler & Billy Glide

Cute little Lizz Tayler is excited to see the three dollar foot schlong camera in the sub store. She sings the song to the point that you may want to ram pencils into your ears to make it stop. Billy puts his big cock on a bun and Lizz stops singing so she can start sucking. She looks really cute in tight shorts and a little yellow tan kop. Sucking right there on the table, she rams it to the back of her throat and shows off her skills. Billy puts her on the table, strips her naked and eats her pussy. Lizz shows good energy and prepares to take that massive dick in her tiny little hole. He pushes it in while she holds her cheeks open for the camera. The doggy shots are really good. Lizz has a nice ass and great legs to add eye candy to the proceedings. That sets us up nicely for some reverse cowgirl. How she takes that whole foot schlong is anyone’s guess. It is nice to see her suck him clean between every position. She finishes him off in her mouth, milking that cock of every drop he’s got to offer her. I’d pay three bucks for head like that.

Nicole Aniston & Otto Bauer

Otto is the lead singer of a quirky band that mugs for the camera while shilling for FreeCreditWhore.com Like magic he gets a new whore (Nicole Aniston) and everything is great. The pretty blonde drops right to her knees and knows exactly what to do to make him happy. Great looking head here as she tickles his balls. I guess Otto hand picked this girl and it’s nice to be the director in cases like this. Nicole licks his balls, strokes his cock and drools like a perfect slut. Nicole has hot legs, a great ass and a killer smile. We get to enjoy all of these as she throws her legs in the air and gets slammed on the table. When she bends over, Nicole holds her ass open, but is not about to give up that hole. Instead she sucks him clean and then moves on top for a final round of cowgirl. Nicole drops to the floor and takes a big facial just like the special hottie she is. Otto has a good cast here, but he saved the best for last.

Bonus: Hustler Trailers, Slide Show

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