Katwoman XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
138 Mins
Bluebird Films
DIRECTOR: Nicholas Steele
THEMES: Porn Parody, Comic Book, Super Heroines, Sluts, Prison Sex, Big Tits,
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Dylan Ryder, Gemma Massey, Kagney Linn Karter, Anna Lovato, Natasha Marley, Jennifer Dark, Andy San Dimas, Bridgette B, Lexi Swallow, Evan Stone, Dale Dabone, Mr. Pete & Paul Chaplin
REVIEW-
This is Bluebird Films big budget follow up to their massive hit Batfxxx. Writer Paul Chaplin reprises his role as Jok-ker however the big star of the show is Dylan Ryder as Katwoman. She has a killer body that fills out the tight fighting black suit perfectly. I really like the basic story here. Katwoman has to break Jok-ker out of the asylum and work together for a time. That brings in both Wonder woman and Super Chick. Super heroine sex is very appealing to me, but they have thrown so much in here that it dilutes things a bit. Katwoman makes huge strides sexually however. Batfxxx was one orgy after another and that killed far too much of the comic book/costume appeal. Much of the sex appeal for these movies comes from fans who want to see Katwoman (Or Batgirl or whoever) in costume, in peril or fucked silly. (Or all of the above) and must of that is lost when they are thrown into a massive group scene. Katwoman still features more than two performers in every scene but one, however it harvests the costume appeal much better than Batfxxx. Dylan and her co-stars had a better chance to show off. Kagney Linn Karter plays Super Chick and really looks the part. I would hope Bluebird is working on a movie for her in this outfit. Jennifer Dark as Wonder Woman is also pretty damn hot. Some of the scenes involving her actually play up the powerless heroine turned slut fantasy that is just so fucking hot. Gemma Massey, Anna Lovato, Bridgette B, Natasha Marley and Andy San Dimas add a great deal of heat and sexual energy to the mix. Andy is wasted a bit in a role with no dialog, but it’s still good to see her. Dylan Ryder is the star though. Her Katwoman is very good. We get to see her fuck in costume more than once. That’s a good thing. We also get to see her in street clothes in what is one of the best scenes of the movie. For a time, she vanishes from the movie and that was a script flaw, but given the chance Dylan shines sexually and handles her dialog nicely. Katwoman is a well made X-rated action movie with good sex, hot costumes and a great cast. The only way to make it better is to have more Katwoman in the mix.
Dylan Ryder, Gemma Massey & Paul Chaplin
Katwoman breaks into the asylum to free the Jok-ker and get the needed compound. She finds that he has a sexy little “Jokette” (Gemma Massey) and that he is quite willing to strike a deal. Dylan and Gemma go to down on his crocked cock, deep throating it in the shadowy cell. Great costume sex appeal here as Dylan stays in her black suit that just happens to have the crotch cut out. Gemma’s purples and black outfit matches her evil master’s and both girls get bent over so they can be fucked. Taking advantage of the built in sex appeal from the story and costumes, everyone fucks in character. If they keep this up throughout the movie, then we are in really good shape. Katwoman takes the lead, but Gemma adds plenty of eye candy to the mix. They share his load with a big sticky kiss, getting the stage for some wicked hot action throughout the movie.
Anna Lovato, Jennifer Dark, Andy San Dimas, Dale Dabone
Breaking into the museum, Boss Lovato and her cohorts get a whiff of the gas. Apparently nerdy scientist Jennifer Dark is also Wonder woman. The gas makes her unable to fight back as Anna assaults her pussy with a probing tongue. Anna and Jennifer double up on some ninja dick while Andy San Dimas (As an Egyptian princess come to life) gets eaten by Dale Dabone. This is the sort of scene that hurt BatfXXX. You have Andy who is one of the hottest women in porn, fucking as sort of a sideline to Jennifer and Anna. Subsequently you have the costume appeal of a horny and helpless Wonder Woman getting worked over by Anna and her henchman not getting the sort of front and center attention it deserves. I like the visuals at every turn, but the pace just doesn’t allow for maximum stroke potential. Jennifer swaps out with Andy, allowing Dale to pump Wonder Woman from behind. Anna is very pretty and takes charge while sharking the dick with Andy. She strokes it into the brunette’s mouth and acts like a bitchy crime boss. (A little at least.) The cumshots are good. Let me state it again, I like this scene, but there is more potential here with Andy and Jennifer that got lost. Sometimes less is more.
Kagney Linn Karter, Natasha Marley, Bridgette B & Paul Chaplin
Jok-ker makes a special appearance on the news to reversal something special. Super Chick (Kagney Linn Karter) shows p to try and stop him. A little glowing green from the suitcase and she is incapacitated. For some reason, horny news bimbos Bridgette B and Natasha Marley are also overcome with a desire to ravage the helpless super heroine. Chapin gets in there too. This isn’t a big orgy scene so there is at least some costume/comic fetish appeal. It’s still got more moving parts than it needs. On the other hand, the parts are all fucking hot. Kagney is perfect as a super babe turned slut. Bridgette B was put together to be a perfect fuck machine and Natasha is just smoking hot. Watching the two blond news girls enjoy Kagney is pretty great. Bridgette also some great squat fucking as she takes master criminal cock like she was born for it. Good face fucking from the big titted blonde as well. Eventually he gets around to fucking Super Chick. That should kind of the point right? A good old fashioned comic book grudge fuck for the heroine? He ends up spraying all over their big tits and then carts Kagney off, presumably for much more fun.
Anna Lovato, Gemma Massey & Jennifer Dark
Anna and Gemma have Wonder Woman all tied up and they figure that someone should be enjoying that sweet flesh all the time. With no super powers, she can’t do much fighting back. With a smile she lets the baddies play with her naughty parts. Jennifer also knows how to use her tongue to really make a girl happy. Anna is gorgeous here, spread for Gemma’s mouth while Jennifer takes up the rear in this sexual human centipede. As girl on girl on girl scenes this one is pretty good. It’s super easy on the eyes and has just enough comic book appeal to make it a perfect example of how hot the whole movie should be. Thanks to a strap on, Wonder Woman gets a little dick action. Gemma has the crime fighter in a swing and fucks her while Anna lends a helping hand.
Dylan Ryder & Evan Stone
Flashing back we watch Harvey Dent (Evan Stone in the flashback) catch Dylan after hours. He demands that she suck his cock and she dutifully obeys. It is nice to see her out of her suit for one scene. This way we get to enjoy Dylan naked on the desk while she gets fucked. The horny secretary seems to be enjoying her punishment. She looks great bent over the desk while Evan goes deep. When she is on top, working that shaved pussy up and down, Dylan really puts on a good show. Great energy and nice eye pleasing camera angles of her hot, curvy body. They finish up with a hot shot all over her pussy. It is nice to see a hot one on one scene and for Dylan to get some screen time on her own.
Dylan Ryder, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Swallow, Paul Chaplin & Mr. Pete
With the big plot foiled (Thank you Wonder Woman) there is still enough gas to turn Katwoman, Super Babe and some random chick (Lexi Swallow) into horny bitches who cock. Jok-ker and Two Face (Mr. Pete) are happy to provide the meat. With Dylan back in costume, she grabs s dick and starts deep throating it with ease. Kagney is back and looking hot with her costume half on as she rides the dick. Lexi Swallow is in the middle of the action but our two costumed heroines are the stars. Check out Dylan eating Kagney’s ass for a nice bit of fantasy fodder. Hot ass shots of Kagney backing up on Pet’s dick highlight a fast and furious five way fuckathon. Dylan gets some good one on one fucking with her crotch less costume offering easy access to her pretty pussy. The best action of the scene happens when Kagney and Dylan double up on Chaplin. The Katwoman and Super Babe combo is great for fantasy fun and the eye candy here is tremendous. After Lexis takes a shot on the face, the other girls share a load that drips largely onto Kagney’s big tits. Nice finish to the sex with just enough story left to be worth watching.
Bonus: Popshots, Trailers, Web Site
