Strap-On Idol
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
113 Mins
Severe Society Films
DIRECTOR: Mistress D Severe
THEMES: Porn Parody, Strap On Sex
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Zoey Holloway, Sinnamon Love, Mistress D Severe, Jimmy Broadway, Slut Bottom Chris, Tommy Toscano, Jack Steel, Jake, Holden, Michael
REVIEW-
This is a porn parody like we’ve never before. We’ve seen so many genres of entertainment run through the XXX ringer that I was starting to think nothing could feel this original. American Idol and reality TV in general is pretty tough to parody, but this one does is pretty well. It also crosses into a genre that we haven’t seen parodied before. As far as I know, this is the first strap on movie to join the parody craze. That makes it pretty special. Full disclosure here, this isn’t a genre that I generally like all that much. It just isn’t what I like visually. However, the genre gets a major boost from this movie. Playing off the original show, the three celebrity judges, Mistress D Severe, Sinnamon Love & Zoey Holloway oversee a contest where would be strap on stars compete to become the next “Strap On Idol.” It’s a great set up. After all, if you’re into pegging what better way to get what you want than from professional hot women for Severe Society? With each passing round, would-be slut bottoms are weeded out by the judges. Sinnamon throws in a few of Randy Jackson’s trademark “dog”s to add some authenticity to the parody. Sexually, the movie is filled with well shot strap on action delivered by women who really know how to take charge. If you like this kind of movie the “Strap On Idol” provides the sort of sexual heat you want with a great fantasy angle and a nice dose of humor.
Round One:
Like the reality show is parodies, Strap On Idol starts with some overly cocky contestants who come in ready to set the world on fire. Tommy is just such a contestant. The judges are skeptical, but Zoey decides that she can put him to the test. She puts a dildo in his ass and tells him that if he can hold it there, he may advance to the second round. After crawling around on stage, the judges give him a pity pass and invite him back for the next round. The next guy is shy and manages to take a dildo with a lot of help from Sinnamon Love. He isn’t very impressive and doesn’t have a chance. Jake is a fit guy and the judges like his ass, but he sees the strap on and runs away scared. Jimmy Broadway impresses the judges with his gaping butt and overall preparedness. There are some train wrecks and some potential idols in the group. One even brings his significant other for moral support.
Mistress D Severe & Jack
The first semi-finalist is Jack. Mistress D canes his gently, reprimanding him for not waxing his butt. She moves around to his mouth and lets him lube up the strap on with his mouth. His ass opens up pretty well for the toy.
Zoey Holloway & Chris
Chris was a promising contestant and Zoey has a massive dong waiting to stretch him out. He knows his place and helps her lube it up. Starting slowly, Zoey uses nearly that whole fake cock on his tight ass hole. The long strokes are quite impressive and we have a clear front runner at this point. He earns a standing ovation from the other judges for his efforts.
Sinnamon Love & Tommy
Tommy has a toy in his ass so Sinnamon decides to whip his cheeks for a while. When she thinks he has taken enough, she pulls out the toy and fingers him. Using a leash to pull back his head, she thrusts into his ass with a big strap on. As she points out, his ass is so lose that he needs a bigger one. His second round performance proves that he was worth a second chance.
Zoey Holloway & Jimmy Broadway
Zoey wants to try Jimmy’s mouth for a while. She is impressed by his oral skills and slaps his face with the dong as a reward. His ass is just as accommodating when she gets back there for some hard pelvic thrusts. Jimmy’s good attitude earns him a date in the finals.
The Finals
Jimmy, Tommy, Jack and Chris have earned their tickets to the finals. Only Chris and Tommy make it to the end however. They get to be tested by al three judges. Zoey starts in on Chris with a big dong and hard thrusts. Tommy takes on at both ends and has to work hard to maintain. Chris seems to be taking the lead when he gets bent over for some Sinnamon loving from behind. Eventually all three judges fuck this rising strap on star. This guy can take anything.
