This Ain’t Dracula XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
113 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Porn Parody, Horror, Vampires
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Evan Stone, Jessi Palmer, Ryan Driller, Marie McCCray, Jennifer Dark, Bridgette B, Brandy Aniston, Krissy Lynn, Tom Byron, Alan Stafford & Joey Brass
REVIEW-
I suppose this one is almost too obvious to miss. We have seen numerous vampire themed porn flicks over the years. Some have been original and there have been almost as many XXX tellings of the Dracula tale as their have been mainstream versions. In this XXX parody, Axel Braun turns Evan Stone loose with one of the juiciest roles in film history. This isn’t a funny parody by any stretch of the imagination. It follows rather closely to the film versions. There are some great looking women here. The classic three weird sisters scene is packed with hotties Bridgette B, Brandy Aniston and Jennifer Dark. That’s a lot of hot flesh for one scene. Krissy Lynn lights up the screen with another really hot scene. She fucks Tom Byron in the asylum and gives up her ass. This scene is worth a second look. Marie McCCray has a great role and gets to take on two cocks at once. She is beautiful and handles things nicely. Jessi Palmer gets the big scene with Dracula and does so nicely. I love the mood of the movie and the script is well done and nicely acted. I liked the sex well enough to want to watch it again. This may not be the greatest love story ever told, but it’s a hot, sexy porn parody with great costumes and moody sexy. Three cheers for Marie McCCray and let’s see more of her.
Jennifer Dark, Brandy Aniston, Bridgette B & Ryan Driller
Poor young Harker can’t shake the wild dreams at the castle. He is visited at night by the three weird sisters, (Jennifer Dark, Brandy Aniston & Bridgette B). The vague sexuality of the novel is replaced by the sight of three very hot chicks sharing a hard cock. Noting subtle about that, but who am I to complain. All three women look beautiful and enjoy passing the dick around. Ryan fucks one at a time while the hotties keep one another busy. He bangs Brandy for a long time, making her big tits shake as the other two wait for their turn. Bridgette gets her turn in doggy. Her body was built for sex and looks excellent in this position. She stops and cleans off his cock before letting Jennifer take a ride. Their dirty talk is funny and totally modern porn chick rather than Victorian undead succubus, but that’s all right. He still gets to nail three hot chicks. Ryan shoots his load all over Brandy and the other girls take a sample. Of course they instantly turn into vampires and feed in other ways.
Lucy (Marie McCCray) is a bit of a scandalous slut. Her friend Mina (Jessi Palmer) pines for her man Harker. They are different, but yearn for love and find it each other’s arms. OK so hot lesbian sex by the fire in Victoria dresses may be a little clichéd even by porn standards. Still you have to love the vigor with which Marie attacks her friend’s pussy. Both young women are easy on the eyes and that is really the strength here. It’s good eye candy, especially because Marie is perfectly built and looks sweet enough to lick all night. This is a good lesbian scene and it adds nicely to the story.
Krissy Lynn & Tom Byron
There is some fun at the asylum as Rensfield (Tom Byron) feeds his cock through the bars to a willing wench. (Krissy Lynn) I love this girl and the through the bars sex is hot. She gets all she can from outside the cell and then heads in where she can really eat his meat. Bending her over Tom skips the pussy and goes right for her hot ass. Krissy is a wonderfully dirty girl who loves it up the back door. She isn’t afraid to scream it out as she throws her legs up high and gets reamed. The shots of her on top squat fucking that cock with her ass are fantastic. She does fine looking RCA and then sucks him off. Pulling out of her mouth just in time Krissy sprays her big tits down with his load. Story or not, this is a hot scene.
Marie McCCray, Alan Stafford & Joey Brass
Returned from the grave, Lucy seduces here would-be suitors with ease. They shed her clothes and enjoy her perfect body. Dropping to her knees, she sucks their cocks. Marie is painfully under-used in this business. She’s really pretty, a good actress and a rather hot performer as well. Straddling one cock with her shaved pussy, she pushed down while sucking the other. It was tough on her to see so many men in life, but as a vampire there is not one to stop her from being a totally cock-hungry slut. The shadows aren’t great for the overall heat, but watching her plowed on her back while reaching for a second cock orally is bound to make you sit up and take notice. That shaved pussy looks way too tight take such a hard pounding, but take it she does. They fuck her this way for a long time (too long actually, the scene goes stale) before shooting one load all over her pussy and the other all over her pretty face. Marie is just so fucking sex that you have to love this one.
Jessi Andrews & Even Stone
Dracula always gets his woman and Mina is no exception. Evan bites Jessi on the neck and then takes her down slowly. This has all the over the time romanticism of the original movies except that it doesn’t end with a kiss. Instead Jessi falls to her knees and uses both hands to stroke his big cock into her mouth. She struggles a little against his power but ultimately surrenders, letting him pound that thing into her. In fact she is the one who reaches down between her legs and slides that dick between her cheeks. With her legs wide open, Jessi shows us just how deep she can take it. She takes it slow, but is still very impressive in this finale. He pulls her off the table just in time to shoot his load right into her mouth.
Bonus: This is a 2 Disc set that includes Blu-Ray and regular copy o the movie as well as 2 and 3d version. It also comes with trailers and a BTS reel.
