Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody
www.ThirdDegreeFilms.com
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
123 Mins
3rd Degree
DIRECTOR: Brian Bangs & Spock Buckton
THEMES: Parody, Nerdy Girls, Sluts, Bitchy Girls, Interracial Sex
2011
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Raven Alexis, Sophia Santi, Lily Labeau, Tara Lynn Foxx, Brooklyn Lee, Dana DeArmond, Misti Dawn, Dane Cross, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Marco Banderas, Lee Bang, Ralph Long, Lee Wang, Spock Buckton,
REVIEW-
With just about everything under the sun open for XXX parody treatment, this one seems painfully obvious. Revenge of the Nerds was 80’s sexy cheese at its best. This parody keeps a lot of the fun and adds great hard core sex to the mix. When a couple of nerds (Dane Cross & Michael Vegas) hit college, they hope that their days of being picked on are over. Instead they find that jocks (Anthony Rosano & Marco Banderas) are still bullies and that the pretty girls (Raven Alexis, Dana DeArmond and Sophia Santi) are still bitchy. No worries though, revenge is in the air (and the title). With the help of their new fraternity, the guys get even, get the girls and provide some sexy fun along the way. The story stays true to the original for much of the movie, but kind of fizzles out at the end. I’m not sure why, but it fades and that’s a bit disappointing. Sexually the movie is strong though. It starts with a double fuck scene starring Raven Alexis. She and Brooklyn Lee take on their jock boyfriends nicely. Tara Lynn Foxx follows that up with a hot interracial scene. She takes Lee Bang’s big cock in her mouth and tight pussy. This scene is worth watching over and over. More from Tara would have been really good. Raven Alexis comes back for a hot scene with her favorite nerd. This is perhaps the best parody sex scene of the bunch. There is also a white hot three way scene. Dana DeArmond and Sophia Santi play two stuck up sorority girls who gets fucked by Ralph Long. The energy in this scene is great and Dana proves that she is one of the best performers in the biz…again. Overall this is a very funny parody with really good performances all the way around. It has great sexual heat from Raven Alexis, Dana DeArmond and of course Tara Lynn Fox. It’s not perfect, but this XXX take on the 80’s sex classic makes me hungry for a sequel.
Brooklyn Lee, Raven Alexis, Anthony Rosano & Marco Banderas
When the nerds get kicked out of their room by two of the Alpha Betas, the jocks quickly turn the dorm room into a “slut fucking room.” Cheerleaders Raven Alexi and Brooklyn Lee are the sluts assigned to these particular beta cocks. Raven looks beautiful as ever as she licks up and down the cock. Brooklyn nearly chokes herself on Marco’s hard rod. Raven tit fucks her man while her friend is in a big hurry to have her pussy stuffed. With the girls assuming the position for side by side reverse cowgirl we get some hot eye candy. Raven’s pale skin turns pink from all the manhandling she gets from Anthony. The girls both get facials, but Raven has her tongue covered while Marco misses Brooklyn’s mug and ends up coating her tits.
Tara Lynn Foxx & Lee Bang
The nerds find a home, become probationary tri-lams and throw a party. They throw a party that is in danger of leaving their sponsor unimpressed. To save the day, the guys call in Tara Lynn Foxx to keep him happy. Tara Lynn knows how to make sure Lee has a good time. She lets him eat her pretty pink hole for a minute, but really heats things up with her mouth. She gets her pretty lips around his big black cock and goes right to work. Tara is great with her tongue and works up to a serious deep throat moment before giving up the BJ to fuck. The cowgirl is good, but she spins around quickly to really show off for the camera. Her body is perfect with those natural, perky tits and amazing legs. Tara loves the way his cock fills her and gets busy in spoon, making great eye contact with Lee as he hits all of her hot spots. He fucks her from behind, enjoying that hot white coed pussy. She pushes back to enjoy every inch and hungrily spins around to suck him clean. I love the way her tongue juts out underneath while she sucks him. He blows his load on her face while she dutifully holds her tongue out.
Sophia Santi, Dana DeArmond & Ralph Long
The nerds are putting their revenge plan into action. They burst in on Sophia Santi and Dana DeArmond making out. After Dana knocks one of them out, the stuck up sorority girls inexplicably decide to try out Ralph’s cock. In no time at all, Dana is deep throating the cock with ease. Sophia gets her mouth in there as well, but there is not quite enough cock for two mouths. Sophia happily spreads her legs and lets him fuck her tight pussy while Dana rides her friend’s pretty face. When he pulls out, Dana deep throats again. She stays on all fours as he moves around behind to slam her hot hole. After watching Dana get fucked, Sophia is in the mood to ride his cock and show off her big curvy ass. Great moment here when Sophia calls Dana a “dick hog” for always taking the cock in her mouth and not sharing. Hey, if the shoe fits. Sophia ends up getting her fill though, especially during some eye-pleasing spoon. When he finally cums, the girls pass it back and forth, savoring the flavor of nerd cum. What they don’t know is that the whole thing has been caught on tape for the Alpha Betas to see.
Raven Alexis & Dane Cross
The head hottie, Raven Alexis (More than just a slut I guess) is left alone by her boyfriend. She masturbates until a masked man starts eating her. It’s a nerd of course and she has second thoughts for about two seconds before asking him to continue. The pretty cheerleader is hungry to return the favor and gobbles his know with expert skills and ball handling that would make CP3 jealous. (Shout out to Clippers fans everywhere.) She pumps his dick wit her hand and then mouth fucks him like she’s dying to make him explode. Dane spreads her legs and slides his cock into her pussy. He loves the way her pussy feels around his dick and she gives him plenty of verbal encouragement as he bangs away. She climbs on top and keeps crying out as she drops her ass down onto him hard. He finally gets her out of her cheer sweater and smacks her ass while he fucks her good and hard from behind. Just when he’s ready to unload, Raven spins around and lets him bust on her face. Dane streaks her cheeks and chin and she licks up the rest. I think this girl is forever changed and will be a nerd slut from now on.
Lily Labeau, Misti Dawn, Marco Banderas, Brooklyn Lee & Dane Cross
Everyone gets what they want in the end. Marco becomes a nerd, geeky girl Lily Labeau gets her nerd boyfriend to cum in his pants so she can fuck Marco and for some reason Misti Dawn is busy doing Ralph Long in the background. se shaved lips. He ends up shooting all over her face. Looks like this slutty wife finally got what she needed. At the same time, Dane is fucking his new girl’s best friend Brooklyn Lee. There is plenty to look at here, though the constant movement between couples is a little distracting. There is some really good head here, especially from Brooklyn and Lily. With her pussy all wet Lily lowers down onto Marco’s dick. Dane is busy banging tattooed hottie Misti and Brooklyn is still busy sucking nerd cock. The movie has been sexually strong to this point, but this is a bit of a let down. Lily probably shouldn’t have to share the scene with any other girls and the action on the side just disappears. Maybe I liked the story enough to want to see a better finish, but this one leaves me cold despite how fucking cute Lily looks during the standing doggy. Misti and Brooklyn get facials and the movie ends with Lily spinning around to catch nut on her oversized glasses.
Bonus: BTS, Trailers, Gallery
Any film with Daniel DeArmond deserves a 2 star automatic deduction. Easily the un-sexiest girl working the biz today.
100% disagree!
What did Dana do to upset the XPT powers that be?