Katy Pervy: The XXX Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
183 Mins.
Goodnight Media
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Myers
THEMES: Pop Stars, Kink, Interracial Sex, Lesbian Sex
2011
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Kimberly Kane, Chastity Lynn, Misty Stone, Lexi Swallow, Anthony Rosano, Brian Street Team, D Snoop
REVIEW-
These days it seems that everyone is going to have their own parody. Pop Princess Katy Perry is the primary subject in this one. The doe eyed pop tart is played perfectly by Kimberly Kane. She is wonderfully cast and dead on as the slightly clueless, totally oversexed vixen. We see her in two scenes with some serious celebrity porn appeal. There are other celebs here as well including Katy’s doofus husband Russell. He may be an unfunny tool, but he manages to pull Rhianna who is played wonderfully by Misty Stone. Their scene is the hottest overall mostly because Misty is incredibly sexy. She also has the look down to make this a fun celebrity parody scene. The same can’t said for the tryst between Kesha (Chastity Lynn) and Snoop Dogg (Snoop D). They both seem incredibly bored and just go through the motions. Katy’s two scenes involve two of her favorite celebrity friends. Lexi Swallow plays Lady Gaga and is around for Katy’s first time “kissing” a girl and yes folks, she likes it. Of course the most talked about scene in the movie comes from Katie and her favorite furry puppet friend. After Katy’s controversial Sesame Street appearance, this POV scene with a big red puppet is funny, a little creepy and sexy as hell. Overall this is a cute little parody with Kimberly Kane once again showing her acting skills and sexual heat. A few songs might have been cute, but we take what we can get.
Kimberly Kane & Anthony Rosano
In a scene that was nominated for an AVN Award as Most Outrageous Sex Scene Katy (Kimberly Kane) gets in on with the world’s cutest puppet, Elmer. After appearing on the kid’s show, Katy does her best to resist the advances of the furry red perv. There are some very funny lines here and Kimberly is perfect. I don’t know much about Katy Perry, but Kimberly wide eyed ditz seems to fit quite well. The puppet gets a little action before we switch to a POV scene with Anthony Rosano wearing the red suit. At least she doesn’t have to suck a red carpeted cock. Instead Kimberly lies on her belly, looks into the camera and sucks like crazy. She stays in character and is so into the puppet sex that is might just border on disturbing. Mounting up, she slides her pussy up and down on his cock, getting her juices all over the red fur. What makes this scene hot is the way Kimberly stays in character and really goes with the kink. The POV action is pretty good on its own as well. Kimberly looks great bent over pushing her body back to take the cock like a champ. She stays in character as she pulls the cock out and jerks it all over her stomach. Yeah, this is kinky, but it’s also hot as hell.
Chastity Lynn & D Snoop
Katy had a hit with Snoop so they talk on the phone. You really should watch the Blooper real to see how funny it was. Snoop is about to go on stage, but has fun with Kesha (Chastity Lynn) first. The dialog between these two is so painfully bad that it almost makes one of Kesha’s songs seem not so horrific. Chastity can’t do dialog, but she does his black dick just fine. She’s a pretty cute girl who has done some decent scenes in the past. This one is a little flat though. She just sort of leans back and lets him pulls her shorts aside to fuck that dirty little pop tart pussy. There are some good close up shots when she’s bent over and fucked silly. There isn’t a whole lot of celebrity fantasy appeal here and the action is pretty mediocre. They finish up with a shot across her ass. Watching her finger her butthole with cum all over her cheeks is the highlight of the movie.
Misty Stone & Brian Street Team
Katy isn’t the only one cheating. Russell B has sexy hot Rhianna (Misty Stone) in his hotel room. Misty is made up really well and looks exactly the like the pop star did in the “Love the Way you Lie” video. She whips out his cock and starts sucking, making it vanish between her full lips. We are used to seeing Misty with her curly locks so the red wig is quite a different look for her. This scene is already a whole lot better than the first. Misty doesn’t have to do much to stay in character (There is a really awful joke about douche bag Chris Brown and dickheads who abuse women on the tip of my tongue.) Russell licks her pussy until it is plenty wet and then sticks his dick inside of her. Nice leg shots as she pulls her feet up over his head to give him room to fuck. I really like the spoon shots as she spreads her shaves lips and rubs her clit with her gloved fingers. Misty is a gorgeous woman and looks fantastic during the reverse cowgirl. You have to love the way this woman moves her hips and makes a lucky dick disappear. They finish up with her on her knees as he unloads all over her face. Misty offers up a cum-streaked smile and the best non Muppet reason to love this movie.
Since her man is cheating, Katy turns to her friend Lady Gaga (Lexi Swallow) for support. Love the condom dress by the way. The obvious dialog abounds, but we know they are saving the “and I liked it” linen for later. Lexi is about a thousand times prettier than Gaga so it’s not so bad. (Though I think to be funny and more accurate, they should have has a TS play Gaga. The girls get into bed and Lexi works Kimberly’s furry slit with some skilled finger play. The wigs kind of add to the fun and Kimberly is still doing a really good job of fucking in character. After returning the favor, Kim goes face down to let the camera get a different angle on the finger fun. Lexi looks pretty good on all fours with her pussy gaping from having four fingers in there while she gets spanked. This is a pretty nice girl on girl scene that is better if you like the idea of two pop stars getting it on for the fun of it.
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