An America Werewolf in London XXX: Porn Parody
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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
134 Mins.
Smash Pictures
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Parody, Horror, Big Tits, Nurses
2011
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Jessie Andrews, Lexi Ward, Brett Rossi, Riley Jensen, Valerie Fox, Sophie Dee, Richie, Dane Cross, Ben English
REVIEW-
In yet another movie that would seem to make for an unusual porn parody, Jim Powers takes us on a twisted journey through the English countryside. Over the years, Jim has given us plenty of fun in creepy masks so this would seem to be a good fit. Interesting enough, the cast is filed with relatively unknown performers. Richie plays the lead character and does a really good job of it. He only has one sex scene, but has to carry a lot of dialog and does so really well. Dane Cross also has a chance to show off his acting chops after a single sex scene. In a movie like this, people are bound to be looking at the special effects and gore factor. Both are pretty decent. Given the budget he had to work with, Powers does a credible job of making the transformation scenes work and the gore just enough to look better than a high school AV club offering. It’s a pretty good XXX horror flick with some blood, a bit of suspense and some hot nude chicks. Sexually the movie is OK. It has some moments, specifically some really good close up shots. (Not surprising given Powers’ pedigree as one of the hottest smut shooters in recent years.) Jessie Andrews opens the movie and is the biggest star of the bunch. Her scene is OK, but the accent is a little off-putting. Sophie Dee is the hottest girl for my money. She fucks Ben English late in the movie. Her tit fucking and energetic sucking make the scene stand out. The others aren’t bad either, especially Lexi Ward and the lesbian nightmare sequence. This is a fun XXX version of a classic gore-fest with some funny moments and a few strokeable scenes.
Jessie Andrews & Dane Cross
While his friend is getting the scary talk from local tavern-goers, Dane is in the back with slutty barmaid Jessie Andrews. Let’s ignore her accent and just enjoy the way she sucks his cock deep and gags a bit. Climbing on top, she follows up the good BJ with some very hot ass shots in cowgirl. He flips her over in the chair and starts eating her freshly fucked slit. She is very vocal as he turns her over and fucks her in doggy. She spins around and takes a really hot facial.
Riley Jensen & Brett Rossi
With creepy masks on, Riley Jensen and Brett Rossi hook up for some very strange lesbian sex. As they start to rub pussies, the girls lose the masks and just get down and dirty on the kitchen counter. There are some great shots of close up pussy eating action as well as some cool leg shots as they take turns standing and eating. What started out as really creepy ends up being some pretty good eye candy and really well shot girl on girl sex.
Lexi Ward & Richie
Richie is having all kinds of horrible nightmares and hallucinations. His nurse, Lexi Ward, feels the need to help him and takes him home after his hospital stay. He joins her in the shower, lathering up her big tits before taking her to the bed. He licks her pussy and ass before sliding his cock into her tight shaved slit. Nice spoon shots here as she tattooed brunette bends her backwards to take the cock. Lexi slides around into 69 and sucks his cock like she truly loves the taste. He turns her around and again grabs her ass with one hand and fucks her from behind. He ends up dropping a big load right in her pussy.
Valerie Fox & Anthony Rosano
While Richie is going through some painful changes, Anthony Rosano is busy tossing his girl Valerie Fox down onto the bed. He hurries through some pussy licking and then sticks his cock right into her pussy. She stops him in mid fuck to get a taste of herself on his prick. They go back to fucking and the action is pretty standard with decent close up shots and another cream pie finish.
Sophie Dee & Ben English
Meanwhile back at the hospital, Lexi’s co-workers Sophie Dee and Ben English are getting busy. She can’t wait to suck his cock, but he can’t keep his hands off of her huge knockers. They compromise by letting her tit fuck for a while. Once he’s good and hard, she gags on his dick and jerks it off at double speed. Ben bends her over and slams his way right into her pussy while she gives him plenty of encouragement. Bent over with that super fine ass in the air, Sophie holds on for dear life as Ben rams her pussy. Sophie gets on top to give us the perfect view of her butt. When Ben isn’t ramming up into her, Sophia is wiggling her ass and working her hips to put on a perfect show. The nurse uniform Sophie is half wearing adds some clothing appeal but this one is at its best when her big ass, massive rack or gorgeous eyes are on display. The drops to the ground for a facial. With her mouth wide open he manages to hit her hair, her tits, her cheeks and just about everything other than her tongue. No matter, Sophie sucks the cock totally dry like a good slut nurse.
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