Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Parody
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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
133 Mins.
Exquisite
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
THEMES: Parody,
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Chanel Preston, Kagney Linn Karter, Gracie Glam, Lea Lexis, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels, Lee Stone, Anthony Rosano, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Danny Mountain
REVIEW-
It’s time for another parody and this one has to have people excited. Tomb Raider is a massively popular video game that spawned some hugely successful films and given us one of the hottest imaginary chicks ever in Lara Croft. Chanel Preston has landed the lead role in this movie and should probably settle in for a whole XXX parody franchise. She is beautiful, sexy and fills out the costume perfectly. Chanel is perfectly cast and handles her dialog, action scenes and sex scenes incredibly well. The rest of the cast is pretty good too. Lea Lexis is a sexy villain who proves that bad girls have more fun. Kagney Linn Karter is part of Lara’s team who takes on two dicks at once just to save her friend. That three-way is one of the best scenes of a good lot as Kagney once again rises to the occasion nicely. Nicole Aniston is always worth a look. She is perfectly built and really beautiful. Dannie Daniels and Gracie Glam add some lesbian fun in a three-way romp with Chanel. That leaves just one scene for Lara herself. Chanel takes on Lee Stone in a very energetic fuck. It fits the character and is basically awesome. All of the sex scenes are pretty good and so is the story. The biggest weakness here is the structure. Why is Lara’s only boy/girl scene at the start of the movie? It seems like we might have brought her back for one final fuck to close the movie. Overall this is a very solid parody with great sexual performances all around. It’s fun, it’s fast and it’s hot. It is also well worth a look. With such an iconic character and such a hot star, I just think they could have done a little more with this.
Chanel Preston & Lee Stone
A business meeting with a wealthy businessman hoping to hire Lara for a job goes incredibly well. He dumps a pile of money on the floor and she wants to seal the deal with more than just a handshake. Chanel Preston absolutely rocks the sexy video game vixen outfit and is more than capable of handling the sizeable slab of meat Lee is packing. It doesn’t all fit down her throat, but she takes most of it, gags loudly and flashes him her pretty eyes when he bottoms out. He scoops her up into his arms and les her continue to swallow his sword in some stunning standing 69. Tossing her on the bed, Lee drops the hammer on her pussy really hard. Chanel has a fantastic body that fits this part out of costume as well as in it. I really like the shots of her ass as she rides his cock and makes her cheeks shake and quake. Turning to face the camera, she rides beautifully in reverse cowgirl. The best shots come with her legs pushed back to her shoulders while he goes balls deep. Lee fucks her until it’s time to drain his balls right into her mouth. This movie is off to a stunningly hot start.
Lea Lexis & Derrick Pierce
Lara’s rival is working for a hot, but evil chick (Lea Lexis) and they too like to seal business deals in the buff. Lea is a pretty blonde who shimmies out of her super tight white jumpsuit to put her new partner to the test. She slips into 69 with him and makes short work of his throbbing prick. He fucks her hard and grabs hr by the throat to add to the intensity. Visually the scene is best when her legs are up on his shoulders and she can show off her body. Great ass shots as she rides his cock. I love the way she moves up, sits on his face and then goes right back down, this time to take cock in her pretty ass. When she turns to face the camera we get really hot close up shots of the anal and her dripping pussy. The popshot is very hot as she spreads her cheeks and lets him bust al over her asshole.
Kagney Linn Karter, Evan Stone & Danny Mountain
Double crossed, Lara has to kill Lee, break into Lea’s home, find out the secrets of the artifacts and get kidnapped (after a ferocious fight). Kagney Linn Karter shows up and distracts the two guys guarding Lara’s cell. After slipping her boss the key, the busty blonde gets bent over between Evan and Danny and starts gagging on cock. Hot shots of Kagney getting rammed in the mouth while she bounces happily on a stiff prick. With her black boots still on, Kagney gives these guys the ride of their lives. She is vocal, hot and active as always. The best shots come when she squat fucks one cock while reaching over to jerk off the other. Kagney is a beautiful woman with some serious sexual skills. Evan pulls out and shoots one load on her boob while Danny pulls out just in time so spray her shaved pussy with his cock cream.
Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam & Dani Daniels
Though she has escaped, Lara is still wandering around in the middle of nowhere. She passes out and awakes with Gracie Glam and Daniels over her. The beautiful harem girls have saved her life and they must celebrate with a lesbian three-way. (Natch) The girls start off by sucking Chanel’s big tits, but Gracie quickly becomes the center of attention. All three women are very pretty and the action makes it easy to see eye candy anywhere you look. The 69 looks really good, but Chanel steals the show when she has the two harem girls on their knees and reaches around to finger them both at the same time.
Nicole Aniston & Anthony Rosano
With the adventure over, Lara rewards her trusty assistant with a special treat. Nicole Aniston is not the sort of reward any guy would turn down. She strips down quickly and he eats her hot pussy. This girl is just perfect from head to toe and is a very welcome addition to the cast. She puts her lips around his cock and strokes the shaft expertly with her fingers. A longer blowjob would have been nice, but she spreads her legs and lets him fuck her. This scene is slightly lower on the energy scale than the others and that is unfortunate. Anthony bends her over and kisses that pretty ass. The eye candy is great, but he isn’t giving her much to work with here. I love the ass shots when she is riding in cowgirl. Nicole is just gorgeous and they pick up the pace as the scene goes on. They slow down as she cums inside of her and pulls out to show us the creampie.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshots, Photo Gallery, Trailers
