Hidden Camera Videos
MOVIE TYPE: Voyeur
125 Mins.
Company: JM Video
DIRECTOR: N/A
THEMES: Voyeur, Hidden Camera
CONDOMS: No
Year of Production: 2012
STARS: N/A
Reviewed by: Miller Huggins
JM Video is pretty much the most reputable source for the sleazient video you can find – it’s the best team in AAA ball (that’s the Football League, I think, for you soccer fans). Its product is reliable, filthy, and leaves you feeling like there might be something to the arguments of the people who say that all porn, no matter the orientation or content, is degrading to everyone everywhere. Sometimes that’s just the ticket; Hidden Camera Videos is a prime example of the form. If you sit back and pretend just a little, you can make yourself believe that at least some of the players are actually unaware that they are being filmed, and are thus less insincere than most of the professionals you see. Of course, you then have to face up to your own reprehensible urge to watch people who have been innocent victims of unscrupulous pornographers, but that’s part of the dance you do when engage in the pollution of your vital essences through the use of smutt.
The first clip is about twenty minutes of a slightly punky couple – the girl has a nice slim body, the guy is moderately tatted up and sports a valiant fauxhawk – engaging in some really vanilla sex. Three camera angles give the lie to the idea that they don’t know what’s going on, but it’s a nice start to the show; they finish with waht looks to be an internal pop in what a friend of mine once called the Persian position – girl on her stomach, legs straight, and thighs pressed together, the guy straddling her ass.
There are also three angles in the next session, in which a blonde whose tits look like they’re going to be fabulous but turn out to be a fairly ordinary pair of bolt-ons gets busy on a tatty two-cushion couch with a nondescript gentleman, He’s generous enough to start out with some oral, which she seems to appreciate, before they switch positions. The blowjob is largely obscured by her body, so we get a great few minutes of a blowjob-enjoying guy’s face and torso. They get to grips in cowgirl, doggy, and RCG before taking a water break, repeating the RCG and doggy and adding some missionary-ish fucking, and they finish up with the girl going down on him again. At the half-hour mark or so, he finishes by jacking off in her mouth while she sits in front of him. Unlike the previous scene, these two are pretty obviously posed for the cameras.
Third up, we have a fairly slow-paced nooner with a slim blonde who says she has to head out soon and that her husband would freak out if he knew what she was up to. This one has three camera angles, but two of them are almost exactly the same except that one looks a lot like footage from the surface of Mars; it’s very oddly colored. The angles are good, though – very revealing and reasonably clear. It looks like porn you might make yourself, if you had a giant cock and a cheating blonde at your disposal. Lots of blowjob, then cowgirl, RCG, missionary, spooning and doggy, with a final stint in cowgirl and another in doggy, and an alleged internal pop after about thirty-five minutes.. This one is my favorite – it’s oddly and unusually tender, considering.
Our last pair of unsuspecting exposees consists of a cornrowed urban gentleman who pops in for a visit to a lithe young lady who doesn’t wait around too long before she initiates the action, climbing aboard him in cowgirl on her blanket-covered couch (it kind of looks like the sort of covering one uses to avoid getting dog hair all over) almost before he gets his pants off. This is what we all dream of, right? – she’s wet and waiting, and they seem to be in a fair hurry, switching positions regularly and often; our hero is an articulate motherfucker, occasionally remarking “Oh, sheeit!” to indicate his appreciation of his good fortune. He plays the race card, too, mentioning more than once that he has a black dick and that she is a white slut and advising her “Harder, bitch!” as she bounces on the aforementioned black dick. At forty minutes, this scene has more nonstop action than the others and is grittier, less intimate thn all of the others, especially when he pops on her face, throws his clothes on and almost literally flees as soon as he’s done, threatening to call later.
