Kick Ass Pussy Pump Debuts
Now Every Honey Can Blow Up Her Pussy!
Los Angeles, CA ” Today Kick Ass Pictures officially released its first toy, the patented Kick Ass Pussy Pump. This is the same pump used in Kick Ass’ best-selling video series, Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy! Touted as the most exciting scientific breakthrough of the 21st century, the Kick Ass Pussy Pump blows up women’s pussy lips to gigantic proportions.
“Stores and consumers have been requesting this pump ever since our Honey line premiered a year ago,” said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. “We took our time because we wanted to do it right, and I’m happy to say that our first toy is a home run. Now consumers can experience the same quality of pussy pumping that had only been available to porn stars!”
The Kick Ass Pussy Pump comes packaged in an attractive, see-through blister pack than can be hung up or stand upright on shelves. Each pump comes with an instructional DVD and free Wet brand lube to ensure a smooth pumping process.
“The demonstration DVD is important,” Kulkis noted. “A woman blowing up her pussy for the first time will obviously have a lot of questions. Seeing it done step by step with helpful instructions will go a long way toward making her feel comfortable.”
The DVD is completely softcore, so it can be stocked in any store in the country that carries novelties. The release of the pump coincides with the street date of Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy! 8. It’s the latest volume in what was just yesterday declared “Best Specialty Series” by Adam Film World’s Excellence in Adult Entertainment awards.
Why would any woman want to blow up her pussy lips? It is a well-documented fact that men are hypnotized by the look and feel of huge, puffy vaginal lips. Additionally, some women report increased sensitivity, and men report increased tightness. No matter how you slice it, the Kick Ass Pussy Pump will add spice to your relationship. (Or fun to your solo adventures!)
The Kick Ass Pussy Pump carries a suggested retail price of $39.95. It can be purchased online at www.kickass.com. Wholesale inquiries are welcome at Kick Ass’ toll-free line: 800-765-1220.
Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in downtown Los Angeles and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts, no condoms, and all-naked sex.
